Girls - What Don't You Like on Guys?

[Hazzle]

Originally Posted by acliff

Haz meets a lot of women are are strong and decisive, put their foot down, and tell him to fuck off.

I was waiting for you to say something. Although that was a tad disappointing.

I expected you to go for the jugular with the "know what they want" thing and say something like "Haz meets a lot of women who know what they want. To be as far away from him as possible".

Actually few women tell me to fuck off. Most find me quite charming (odd, no?) and find my approach to be quite flattering (since I don't use cheesy lines). Not saying it always works, as I'm not a lying cunt, but I'd say I get told to fuck off less than most.

[apoggy]

The Memoires of Hazzle, on sale in all decrepid bookstores near you.

[acliff]

Originally Posted by Hazzle

I was waiting for you to say something. Although that was a tad disappointing.

I expected you to go for the jugular with the "know what they want" thing and say something like "Haz meets a lot of women who know what they want. To be as far away from him as possible".

Actually few women tell me to fuck off. Most find me quite charming (odd, no?) and find my approach to be quite flattering (since I don't use cheesy lines). Not saying it always works, as I'm not a lying cunt, but I'd say I get told to fuck off less than most.

I was trying to draw a response like yours above, so that I could piss myself laughing.

You're a regular stud.

[KeirazBabe]

Well erm... i dont lik the hair on their arms, hands, legs, back, stomach, chest or face... dont like their bodies... erm.. actually i dont like much about men.. oh wait thats coz im a lesbian! tee hee

xXx

[keira89]

well ok so what if I changed my mind? look the point is I can bear some flawns and some others no! but I don't stick to a list of qualities! what happens happens!

[keira89]

Originally Posted by acliff

Haz meets a lot of women are are strong and decisive, put their foot down, and tell him to fuck off.

And Keira89, I'm still waiting on my fan club. Hows that progressing?

well, I think it's almost ready just need more than one member (me)!

[keira89]

Originally Posted by Hazzle

I was waiting for you to say something. Although that was a tad disappointing.

I expected you to go for the jugular with the "know what they want" thing and say something like "Haz meets a lot of women who know what they want. To be as far away from him as possible".

Actually few women tell me to fuck off. Most find me quite charming (odd, no?) and find my approach to be quite flattering (since I don't use cheesy lines). Not saying it always works, as I'm not a lying fairyfairyfairyfairy, but I'd say I get told to fuck off less than most.

I bet they fall for your aggressive behaviour!

[acliff]

Originally Posted by keira89

well, I think it's almost ready just need more than one member (me)!

We're just going to have to go on a recruitment drive then, theres gotta be other girls out there with equally good taste.

[keira89]

Originally Posted by acliff

We're just going to have to go on a recruitment drive then, theres gotta be other girls out there with equally good taste.

there are or I'm the blind one here (I have my glasses on )!

[acliff]

Have you considered the possibility that it is the others who are blind?

[apoggy]

I blame your elusiveness Cliff

[keira89]

Originally Posted by acliff

Have you considered the possibility that it is the others who are blind?

you think?

[acliff]

Originally Posted by keira89

you think?

Haz hopes, otherwise he'd have no chance.

[Hazzle]

Originally Posted by acliff

You're a regular stud.

Didn't say that. I get rejected a fair bit, just not told to "fuck off" quite so bluntly

If you want to misread what I said so it becomes the response you expected, by all means, but that's not what I said at all. I knew what you were after and I didn't bite.

Unlike you Cliff I don't have an overinflated opinion of my good looks. Anything I say to that effect is very tongue-in-cheek. You're quite right, I have to rely on women to be blind or criminally insane, to even stand a chance. Especially against an adonis like you.

[apoggy]

Merely nibbled contently

[Hazzle]

Not quite, not quite. I didn't actually say a thing about my luck with women.

It's normally just laughter at the idea rather than "fuck off"

[acliff]

I'm not one for self deprication, it seems a very inefficient way to make someone laugh. Trying to get people to like you, or make them laugh by telling them that you're crap in many ways is, for me, out of character and untrue to myself Modesty however, I can do. When I need to.

[Hazzle]

Who said I was being self-deprecating? Other than what I said to Andy nothing I said was. The truth is, like I said, I get rejected just as much as other guys, maybe more, maybe less, I really don't compare myself to other people. All I know is when it happens, it's normally a case of the girl saying "I'm flattered but..."

I'm not crap in many ways. This is just one department in which I'm honest enough to admit my failings and humble enough to keep my successes to myself.

[duckula]

Self-deprecation is not only funny, it's cool too. If only I had the wit and intelligence to pull it off.

Women are such a pain inthe ass