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Old 11-07-2006, 11:41 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #121
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There would be some dribbling, some diving. And then some scoring.
Heh. Cliched but still good.

Although you should all know by now that Ronaldo loves Seaman.
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Old 11-07-2006, 11:49 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #122
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I'm sure theres a joke about shooting his balls in there somewhere...
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Old 12-07-2006, 12:07 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #123
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Zidane prefers butts. He's also rather fond of giving head too.
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Old 12-07-2006, 04:24 AM   #124
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There would be some dribbling, some diving. And then some scoring.
when you're as amazingly gorgeous as ronaldo... you can do the same.

but not many reach his level of hotness haha
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Old 12-07-2006, 07:59 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #125
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The man wears makeup! He looks like a tranny!

The most insulting thing I ever heard was when Sarah said I looked like him.

Must not be very many perma-tanned people in Grimsby...
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Old 12-07-2006, 04:44 PM   #126
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The man wears makeup! He looks like a tranny!

The most insulting thing I ever heard was when Sarah said I looked like him.

Must not be very many perma-tanned people in Grimsby...
woooow, how I would LOVE to meet you, if is so that you look like Ronaldo! umm, which one of the two Ronaldo's are we talking about?
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Old 12-07-2006, 05:16 PM   #127
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i was talking about cristiano ronaldo.

haz was probably talking about Ronaldo Luis Nazario de Lima the chubby real madrid player. HA
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Old 12-07-2006, 05:28 PM   #128
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i was talking about cristiano ronaldo.

haz was probably talking about Ronaldo Luis Nazario de Lima the chubby real madrid player. HA
haha, well...:P I love cristianio ronaldo, he's HOT!

but the other ronaldo.. he's not chubby, is he? I mean, i think that's a strange thing to say, concidering that he is a professional footballplayer...
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Old 12-07-2006, 06:59 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #129
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Actually I look like this Ronaldo:



(Yes, his name is Ronaldo. Just like the Real Madrid chubby Ronaldo was called Ronaldinho when there was another Ronaldo in the Brazil side. Gets complicated).

Heh. Actually it was Cristiano Ronaldo. But I don't look like him. Sarah was on crack.
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Old 12-07-2006, 07:36 PM   #130
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I don't like guys who spit and swear in front of me! it so turns me off!
and guys who like to show off as well!
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Old 12-07-2006, 08:31 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #131
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I don't like guys who spit and swear in front of me! it so turns me off!
and guys who like to show off as well!
What about my FUCKING amazing party trick of spitting and hitting 3 targets at once?
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Old 12-07-2006, 08:38 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #132
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Actually I look like this Ronaldo:

Yes, minus the hair and height.
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Yes, minus the hair and height.
Why stop there? Theres his lack of any perceiveable talent and charisma to mention as well.
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Old 12-07-2006, 09:34 PM   #134
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Heh. Actually it was Cristiano Ronaldo. But I don't look like him. Sarah was on crack.
woaha, post a picture of you!!!
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Old 12-07-2006, 10:07 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #135
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Yes, minus the hair and height.
Minus that greasy horrible hair? Hell yes. My hair's grown out nicely and doesn't look like a dog's fur like the goofy lookalike's.

And Cliff I said look It was a self-effacing remark .

Especially as Ronaldinho's talent is incredibly overrated and he has a massive lack of charisma.

TNK - I don't ACTUALLY look like Cristiano Ronaldo. If I did I'd kill myself.
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What about my FUCKING amazing party trick of spitting and hitting 3 targets at once?
yeah it sounds so exciting!
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Old 13-07-2006, 10:55 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #137
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Heh. She doesn't seem too impressed Cliff.

On a sidenote...great quality of noobs we've had in the last couple of days...
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Old 13-07-2006, 11:41 AM   #138
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no I'm not impressed cause I think it's a total waste of time and of myself! why would I want to hit three tragets with one spit?
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Sarcasm travels well I see. Carry on, nothing to see here.
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Old 13-07-2006, 01:35 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #140
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no I'm not impressed cause I think it's a total waste of time and of myself! why would I want to hit three tragets with one spit?
Because fucking hell, it is the best goddamn thing in the world, and I'm great at it, and you should worship me.
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