Girls - What Don't You Like on Guys?

[Hazzle]

Originally Posted by Katielondon

my love life is fine thank you

No details? Man it's no fun if lesbians don't give you details!

I think Cliff's spot on about thin lips. Not good on a girl. Full pouty lips are sexy, but longer rather than narrow.

By the way, you guys do all know that fuller lips indicate greater sexual experience and usually prowess, right? Particularly oral sex, obviously. If you think about it, it makes sense. Suck on your own bottom lip and you'll see it swells up.

Here's an interesting article on lips and sexual attraction:

LINK

beer gut
bald patch
lack of charm

[Ranman]

you described hazzle and hasselbrad

[Hazzle]

Originally Posted by Ranman

you described hazzle and hasselbrad

Heh. Fuck off. I have a flat stomach actually. And plenty of hair.

Lack of charm, however, is spot on. And Brad's bald and fat.

[acliff]

Originally Posted by Hazzle

Heh. Fuck off. I have a flat stomach actually. And plenty of hair.

Lack of charm, however, is spot on. And Brad's bald and fat.

Lots of hair. On his ass and his back.
Imagine if you will a midget bear, with a waxed front of body.

[Spider]

Originally Posted by acliff

Lots of hair. On his ass and his back.
Imagine if you will a midget bear, with a waxed front of body.

I actually like hair, but yeah, anything like Austin Powers is a no no.

I hate boys who are too full of themselves, oh and boys who ignore me, no doubt for good reason, but I like attention!

[acliff]

Originally Posted by Spider

I actually like hair, but yeah, anything like Austin Powers is a no no.

I hate boys who are too full of themselves, oh and boys who ignore me, no doubt for good reason, but I like attention!

What about guys who are acceptably full of themselves?

[Spider]

Originally Posted by acliff

What about guys who are acceptably full of themselves?

I have no problem with a boy who's confident, as my last boyfriend was confident and I thought that was wonderful, actually it's fabulous when a boys comfortable with himself.

I just hate it when boys are really cocky and think they're Gods gift to women.

[acliff]

Hmm, I'm not a gift... maybe one of those musical cards that is hilarious for a while, before getting taped silent once it gets annoying.

[Violet]

Originally Posted by acliff

Hmm, I'm not a gift... maybe one of those musical cards that is hilarious for a while, before getting taped silent once it gets annoying.

Ha ha, nicely put!

[acliff]

Not to say that anything like the above has happened to me before...

[Hazzle]

Originally Posted by acliff

Lots of hair. On his ass and his back.
Imagine if you will a midget bear, with a waxed front of body.

I'm not even going to ask how you know that . Just stop spying on me!

Originally Posted by acliff

What about guys who are acceptably full of themselves?

Wouldn't include you then, you cocky bastard

[acliff]

Originally Posted by Hazzle

Wouldn't include you then, you cocky bastard

I'm just working out what level of cockiness is appropriate. I am capable of such range, from chronic introvert paralysed by self doubt, to the heights of Christiano Ronaldo.

[runangl]

Originally Posted by acliff

I'm just working out what level of cockiness is appropriate. I am capable of such range, from chronic introvert paralysed by self doubt, to the heights of Christiano Ronaldo.

don't go anywhere near ronaldo. he's the most annoying cunt ever. sure he's beautiful, but i doubt i could spend more than a minute with him.

unless he didn't talk.

[acliff]

Originally Posted by runangl

don't go anywhere near ronaldo. he's the most annoying cunt ever. sure he's beautiful, but i doubt i could spend more than a minute with him.

unless he didn't talk.

But that arrogant smirk would turn you off within 2 minutes.

[runangl]

if he was behind me... i wouldn't have to see him at all.

[acliff]

Originally Posted by runangl

if he was behind me... i wouldn't have to see him at all.

If you're going down those lines, you could swap Ronaldo for anyone... even Haz (god forbid the thought).

Everyone, Cara is open for business!

[Jacoby]

Originally Posted by runangl

if he was behind me... i wouldn't have to see him at all.

What would he be doing behind you? Tying your shoelaces together?

THAT SNEAKY BASTARD!

[acliff]

Originally Posted by Jacoby

What would he be doing behind you? Tying your shoelaces together?

THAT SNEAKY BASTARD!

There would be some dribbling, some diving. And then some scoring.

[Jacoby]

Brilliant.