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Old 26-04-2005, 03:31 AM   Senior Registered Member #1
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Random facts about Vin Diesel.

I found this off of the Best Week Ever blog on VH1.com.... it's hilarious.

Keep pressing refresh.

This is one of my favorites: Vin Diesel is actually the one singing during Ashlee Simpson's concerts.

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Old 26-04-2005, 04:34 AM   Officer #2
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Vin Diesel created menstruation when he punched Eve in the stomach.


Also...hee

Vin Diesel came on Eileen
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Old 26-04-2005, 06:10 AM   Senior Registered Member #3
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Vin Diesel knows what's in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.

and Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
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Old 26-04-2005, 06:36 AM   Senior Registered Member #4
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Vin Diesel can morph into an alpaca, and no matter how much you shear him, there is always more hair. Vin's hair in alpaca form in 80% steel, 15% flexible carbon-based polymer, and 5% unknown, highly radioactive isotope that scientists have nicknamed, "The Sperm Ruiner."

This random list is impressive.
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Vin Diesel created oxygen by squeezing water really hard.

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Old 26-04-2005, 09:05 AM   Lifetme Service Award Officer #6
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Lol - naturally, I get the tennis one:

Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Edit: Vin Diesel may or may not be a freight train.
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Vin Diesel is responsible for the clanging drums in St. Anger. He called Lars Ulrich a pussy and made him cry.
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Vin Diesel can only achieve climax by killing a whore.
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Vin Diesel's tongue never stops growing. He has to bite it off every day to keep it at a proper length. If you ask him if it hurts he replies, "every time".

Now that's a man....
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Vin Diesel has a twin brother named Evil Denis. He is actually quite nice; its just that their parents were fond of anagrams.

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He once extracted a 100 watt light bulb from a woman's vagina by inserting an Ikea floor lamp and screwing it onto the bulb's threads.
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Vin Diesel once dreamt that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, would be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice. But he was too lazy to do anything about it.


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Vin Diesel sculpted the entire Terracotta Army in China. In a day. With his penis.
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Vin Diesel once addressed a joint session of the British parliament while having rough sex with Margaret Thatcher. It was considered by many to be the crowning moment in British democracy.

The dinosaurs went extinct after Vin Diesel told God he thought the dinosaurs were "a motherfucking stupid idea...dumbass." God was embarrased and killed off all the dinosaurs. Then, Vin Diesel gave back God's bong.
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The Mayan calendar consists of a cycle 5,125 years long. Its current cycle will end in the year 2012 A.D., when it is prophesied that a "bald-headed god-king" will destroy and recreate the world as a paradise for a select few righteous survivors. Draw your own conclusions.

This one made me laugh:
Britney Spears is pregnant with the second coming of Vin Diesel.
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Old 26-04-2005, 03:31 PM   Senior Registered Member #16
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Vin Diesel's life was the inspiration for "Not Without My Baby: A story of one woman's courage" on the lifetime network.


Vin Diesel experienced a great deal of writers block during the Renaissance. He created a pen name to rid himself of the curse, that name was William Shakespeare; although universally known, his most precious book was never published it went by the title "The Bald and Beautiful".
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Random facts about Vin Diesel. And Apoggy. There's no keeping secrets from us, you silly northerner

Vin Diesel created Furby, Razor scooters, and pogs.

And no, I didn't come up with this one myself.
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Old 26-04-2005, 10:28 PM   Senior Registered Member #18
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Here's one for Mags and Leonie:

Vin Diesel's minesweeper best times are untouchable.


The use of "steely" got me on this: Whilst on a publicity tour through South America, Vin Diesel came across an old lady with a bag of Brazil nuts and no nutcracker. In order to alleviate her distress, Vin Diesel proceeded to crack the whole bag of nuts using only his steely buttocks. Crisis averted!

J. Edgar Hoover's cross dressing fetish was discovered at a sleep over with Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel was wearing a dress made of plasma and fecal matter.

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Old 27-04-2005, 04:41 AM   Officer #19
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Vin Diesel once invaded Poland, claiming "What's popular isn't always Reich."

And here are 3 I submitted.

Jesus Christ was not, as widely reported, the son of God; He was in fact the result of an unholy union between Vin Diesel and a Roman house maid who swore her allegiance to a donkey she once saw on a road to Bethlehem. The idea of Jesus as the son of God only began to take root when Vin Diesel denied he fathered the child, saying no child he fathered would be that "pansy-ass".

When Vin Diesel has expended all his energies fighting the forces of evil in universes unknown, the only method known to completely recharge him is a night spent in a hyperbolic chamber showing 37.5 hours of "Coach" reruns in random order.

Vin Diesel exercises his massive biceps by using an intricate pulley system powered by the combined strength of 400 Stretch Arm Strongs (TM)

Hopefully those'll be added.

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