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Old 09-07-2004, 12:38 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #1
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Porn - Mankind's Greatest Achievement?

It is my position that the pinacle of human creation is pornography in all its marvelous guises*. Share your thoughts.

*Not kiddy porn, that shit is just wrong.
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so duckula doesnt mind beastiality, interesting
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Old 09-07-2004, 12:43 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #3
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That's not porn, that's a nature program.
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Old 09-07-2004, 12:48 AM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #4
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Is this where we post our porn?
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Yes. Several rules.

1. Nothing illegal.

2. No trolls.

3. I am not responsible if you get banned for posting it.
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Old 09-07-2004, 01:04 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #6
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As always...a wonderful insight from Ducky
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Old 09-07-2004, 01:07 AM   Officer #7
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That reminds me of one the episodes of Coupling, in which Steve manages to re-enact the entire history of male civilization, in the ultimate quest to get booty.

And if porn were to be mankind's greatest achievement, I think we still have much further to go. Honestly, at one point or another, we're bound to have virtual reality machines that give us our every single facet of fantasy available. Unfortunately, it would be hard to believe that high-profile celebrities would endorse their own naked images for the purpose of virtual pleasure. Of course, adult film stars make it their business to do so.

I'll start off with nothing raunchy (I'll see how the snowball rolls), but a picture of whom I believe to be the prettiest adult film star out there: Monique Alexander.

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I'd like to get insight of keira, if you know what I mean.

To stop this from being a spam post I would like to point out that porn films have some of the most plausible plots in modern cinema.
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Old 09-07-2004, 01:29 AM   Officer #9
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Depends on the level of budget those films have. At some point, those who buy adult films for the class and quality of filmmaking have some sort of problem. The whole point of watching adult films is to see people go at it (whether with themselves or with others). Some directors, like Michael Ninn and Andrew Blake, pride themselves in using slow-motion capture scenes - a far cry from the gonzo films of Seymour Butts and others. But, no matter what kind of directing approach you take to the adult film industry, in many ways it will sell...of course, depending on the actresses you use, and/or the level of hardcore, at which you film.

Mayhaps this makes me seem like a real perv, but the adult film industry is just like Hollywood or Bollywood. There are genres, there are big names, and there are different ways of making money.
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Me and a friend of mine found a website fluffertrax.com which, as the name suggests, houses porn music. I think the music used in porn films is AWESOME! The wacca wacca bass....but it doesn't really have a genre, so its just "porn music".
I think the names of some porn films are great. Stufflike "Wide Eyed Sluts" And "when Harry Tossed Salad" They make me laugh.
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Old 09-07-2004, 03:13 AM   #11
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two things.

1) XXX LOLITA!......wow so wrong

2) Who needs porn when you have jackie chan movies?
 
Old 09-07-2004, 04:30 AM   Senior Registered Member #12
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Porn titles are rather amusing, aren't they, Pygmalion? That one Paris Hilton sex tape was released on DVD--the name is "A Night in Paris." If that's not brilliant, I don't know what is.
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Since I don't care about porn, all I have to add to this thread is this list of porn titles based on legit movies.
6 Lays, 7 Nights
As Good as Head Gets
Ass Ventura: The Crack Detective
The Beaverly Hillbillies
Bonfire of the Panties
Buffy the Vampire Layer
Cape Rear
Cliffbanger
A Clockwork Orgy
Done in 60 Seconds
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
Dumb and Done Her
Edward Penishands
E-Three: The Extra Testicle
Lust in Translation
Face Jam
The Flintbones
For Your Thighs Only
Forrest Hump
Free My Willy
Doctor Do Me a Little
Glad He Ate Her
Good Will Humping
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Inspect Her Gadget
Jurassic Pork
A League of Their Moan
On Golden Blonde
Pocahontass
Porn on the 4th of July
Position: Impossible
Romancing the Bone
Saving Ryan's Privates
Schindler's Fist
Snatch Adams
There's Someone on Mary
There Were 13 Men, But They Weren't Angry
The Three Musket Queers
Was That As Good As it Gets?
White Men Can't Hump
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape?
You Have Male

And before anyone says anything, I got this list from a movie book and an episode of Friends, I don't just sit around thinking of them
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Old 09-07-2004, 06:23 AM   Senior Registered Member #14
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I laughed out loud at the Gilbert Grape one.
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Old 09-07-2004, 09:32 AM   #15
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And before anyone says anything, I got this list from a movie book and an episode of Friends,
I was gonna say, a lot of those titles did sound awfully familiar. The episode where Chandler and Joey get free porn by mistake, IIRC. You forgot "In & Out & In Again".
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Old 09-07-2004, 11:23 AM   #17
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Glad He Ate Her is really good
but allready knew that one
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Stop lying Kelsey. We all know you're a porn fiend. Saucy minx.
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There Were 13 Men, But They Weren't Angry

I don't get that one... I thought it was Twelve Angry Men (play/book/movie). That's what they're playing at right?
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porn rocks. when i get my old computer back ill dig some out of my storage
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