e-Revenge

apoggy · 14-04-2005, 11:50 PM

My darling brother (the one who has an account on these forums) tonight guessed the secret question answer for my hotmail account and promptly changed my password without my knowledge (it was an old question back from when I was 16, the answer being our dogs name, ingenius).

Anyway, I need to plot a little e-Revenge, and thats where you come in, suggestions, the more devious and evil the better please.

I look forward to Frank and Cliff's input, but no murder or brutatlity

Mandy · 14-04-2005, 11:58 PM

Does he have a girlfriend? We need details,

apoggy · 15-04-2005, 12:02 AM

No he doesnt, to my knowledge

Mags · 15-04-2005, 12:28 AM

Figure out his password, sign him up for porn emails, and leave the window open when your parents walk by.

Make it super disgusting porn, bestiality, kiddie, granny, everything.

apoggy · 15-04-2005, 12:30 AM

We have computers in our bedrooms, no parents walk past

Mags · 15-04-2005, 04:24 AM

that's a real shame.

Order pornos billed to your parents, but shipped to your brother?

JackYang · 15-04-2005, 04:27 AM

Kill Him Damn It!!!

Spire · 15-04-2005, 04:53 AM

Tubgirl.

Narg · 15-04-2005, 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spire

Tubgirl.

or goatse.

Perhaps you could just shit in his pillow case. Works wonders.

Scott · 15-04-2005, 09:16 AM

Or Lemonparty

Liam · 15-04-2005, 10:40 AM

1. Simply remove the processor from his computer. Sit back and laugh. He might laugh too, cause its funny.

2. Sign his email address up for as many mailing lists as you can. Possible topics include womens hygiene, gardening, and gay...stuff.

3. If he has a fax printer, go to the newsagents and put a piece of paper with ''You suck rhinoceros cock'' on it in the machine, but before you send, tape the ends together. This way he will get an infinite loop of sheets with ''You suck rhinoceros cock'' on it, costing him printer ink and costing the world a few hundred more trees.

4. Or you could always just glad wrap the toilet bowl.

Keyser_so_so · 15-04-2005, 04:10 PM

Humiliation, you can't go wrong with a bit of humiliation. Unless he just plain doesn't give a shit, like me.

Digital_Ice · 15-04-2005, 04:33 PM

i love baz's ideas, esp 1 & 3... and maybee four if im right in what it is.... does it involve cling film?

PhoeniX · 15-04-2005, 04:41 PM

Get a load of embarrasing stuff sent to him (it's happened to me and I didn't like it one bit) and make it seem as though he did it by using his cards to do it.

acliff · 15-04-2005, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digital_Ice

i love baz's ideas, esp 1 & 3... and maybee four if im right in what it is.... does it involve cling film?

You mean Liam's ideas..... give the man his due credit...

hasselbrad · 15-04-2005, 06:03 PM

You could always duct tape him in his bed at night.

Digital_Ice · 15-04-2005, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acliff

You mean Liam's ideas..... give the man his due credit...

oops, yup! i ment liam.. i had two windows open at the time i was posting and it was a post from baz in the other window, sorry liam

Flightfreak · 15-04-2005, 06:19 PM

Mummify him with toilet paper, take pictures of him and publish it online,
he would have to be drunk at the time of course,

EDIT: even better make a movie of him and put it online on googles new free video upload service https://upload.video.google.com/

Renegade · 16-04-2005, 03:13 AM

Handcuff him to his bed in his sleep.

14-04-2005, 11:50 PM	#1
apoggy Mmm Marmite Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Manchester, England Posts: 1,274	e-Revenge My darling brother (the one who has an account on these forums) tonight guessed the secret question answer for my hotmail account and promptly changed my password without my knowledge (it was an old question back from when I was 16, the answer being our dogs name, ingenius). Anyway, I need to plot a little e-Revenge, and thats where you come in, suggestions, the more devious and evil the better please. I look forward to Frank and Cliff's input, but no murder or brutatlity __________________ If this was school I would be expelled for poor attendance.

15-04-2005, 12:02 AM	#3
apoggy Mmm Marmite Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Manchester, England Posts: 1,274	No he doesnt, to my knowledge __________________ If this was school I would be expelled for poor attendance.

15-04-2005, 12:28 AM	#4
Mags Officer Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Uni Posts: 423	Figure out his password, sign him up for porn emails, and leave the window open when your parents walk by. Make it super disgusting porn, bestiality, kiddie, granny, everything. __________________ That, is shagging well ridiculous

15-04-2005, 12:30 AM	#5
apoggy Mmm Marmite Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Manchester, England Posts: 1,274	We have computers in our bedrooms, no parents walk past __________________ If this was school I would be expelled for poor attendance.

15-04-2005, 04:24 AM	#6
Mags Officer Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Uni Posts: 423	that's a real shame. Order pornos billed to your parents, but shipped to your brother? __________________ That, is shagging well ridiculous

14-04-2005, 11:58 PM	#2
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	Does he have a girlfriend? We need details,

15-04-2005, 04:27 AM	#7
JackYang Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 428	Kill Him Damn It!!! __________________ Jack, Blogger of Jamie Spears Insider

15-04-2005, 04:53 AM	#8
Spire InSpire Me Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Hooray! Posts: 716	Tubgirl. __________________ 彼はグレービーを愛した。

15-04-2005, 09:16 AM	#10
Scott Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 320	Or Lemonparty

15-04-2005, 10:40 AM	#11
Liam Bogan Elite Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 1,446	1. Simply remove the processor from his computer. Sit back and laugh. He might laugh too, cause its funny. 2. Sign his email address up for as many mailing lists as you can. Possible topics include womens hygiene, gardening, and gay...stuff. 3. If he has a fax printer, go to the newsagents and put a piece of paper with ''You suck rhinoceros cock'' on it in the machine, but before you send, tape the ends together. This way he will get an infinite loop of sheets with ''You suck rhinoceros cock'' on it, costing him printer ink and costing the world a few hundred more trees. 4. Or you could always just glad wrap the toilet bowl. __________________ The greatest delight is to mark one's enemy, prepare everything, avenge oneself thoroughly, and then go to sleep. -Stalin

15-04-2005, 04:10 PM	#12
Keyser_so_so Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 271	Humiliation, you can't go wrong with a bit of humiliation. Unless he just plain doesn't give a shit, like me. __________________

15-04-2005, 04:33 PM	#13
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	i love baz's ideas, esp 1 & 3... and maybee four if im right in what it is.... does it involve cling film? __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

15-04-2005, 04:41 PM	#14
PhoeniX Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: England Posts: 391	Get a load of embarrasing stuff sent to him (it's happened to me and I didn't like it one bit) and make it seem as though he did it by using his cards to do it.

15-04-2005, 06:03 PM	#16
hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	You could always duct tape him in his bed at night. __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

15-04-2005, 06:19 PM	#18
Flightfreak Stalker Boi Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 678	Mummify him with toilet paper, take pictures of him and publish it online, he would have to be drunk at the time of course, EDIT: even better make a movie of him and put it online on googles new free video upload service https://upload.video.google.com/ __________________ .•°¯°•.¸.•°¯°•.-> 3rd Member Of Keira Knightleyz Posse!<-.¸.•°¯°•.¸.•°¯°•. The lobbying groups all hate him and thats a good sign. You may laugh because I'm different, but I laugh because you're all the same! Quote Narg aka Brendon Gilson RIP Last edited by Flightfreak; 15-04-2005 at 08:15 PM.

16-04-2005, 03:13 AM	#19
Renegade Stock Boy Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 794	Handcuff him to his bed in his sleep.

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