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Old 10-04-2005, 11:45 AM   Senior Registered Member #1
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I don't belong to the 60's: the good wife's guide.

this actually made me laugh (really). share the laugh

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Old 10-04-2005, 11:50 AM   Senior Registered Member #2
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*expecting a great line from either Duck, Liam or Cliff*

I like the "Be a little gay". In the modern world, it's hinting a threesome.
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Old 10-04-2005, 12:58 PM   Senior Registered Member #4
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Is that picture Norman Rockwell's work?
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I love it. I honestly love it.
You never disappoint people, do you?
But do you think Leonie will approve?
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She loved it. I am now officially called the (ex)boyfriend.
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Its a pretty good guide, but its lacking vital aesthetic details, for example:

*Make sure your bosom looks ample and welcoming.
*Your husband will not be pleased if you are ugly, it is an insult to his good taste. Sort it out.
*And finally, to pleasantly surprise your husband, do everything in the list while derobed.

I think most of that sums it up.
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Old 10-04-2005, 08:41 PM   Senior Registered Member #9
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*Your husband will not be pleased if you are ugly, it is an insult to his good taste. Sort it out.


and when he marry her he was drunk? he's probably twice uglier than her, and she was probalby the only hopeless girl to agree to have him so he got to face it or she should get a divorce.
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I was so meant to grow up in the seventies, but when it comes to parenting and marriage, I'm glad I live in the time of female CEOs, affairs, single moms, playdates, and nannies.

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*And finally, to pleasantly surprise your husband, do everything in the list while derobed.

Especially the being "gay" part.
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Old 15-04-2005, 04:23 PM   #12
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In my eventual marriage (if I'm lucky enough), the woman will 'wear the trousers', as the phrase goes. Let's face it, the female half of the realtionship always is more in charge (and that's for a very good reason, people)!
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Let's face it, the female half of the realtionship always is more in charge (and that's for a very good reason, people)!
And what is this reason, prey tell?
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I think he not so secretely wants to be a woman... can't you tell?
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Old 16-04-2005, 07:52 AM   #15
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And what is this reason, prey tell?
Because women are generally tougher and better at controlling stuff. This is from watching my own family's relationships- trust me. It's not a matter of masculine (sp?) prowess or anything, it's just the way it seems to go. Most of the time, the woman controls and the man does- kind of like a strange bastardisation of the caveman thing (hunter-gatherer and all that shit).

Obviously it all goes a bit tits up if a wife-beater's around, which there are none of in my family.
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And because men want sex.
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Old 16-04-2005, 09:30 PM   First Class Member Officer #17
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I love it! I want to be a good wife!!!
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Old 20-04-2005, 11:29 AM   Senior Registered Member #18
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I would have been the epitome of all of that if I grew up in the 50's, I know I would have.
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