I don't belong to the 60's: the good wife's guide.

marine · 10-04-2005, 11:45 AM

this actually made me laugh (really). share the laugh

deviljet88 · 10-04-2005, 11:50 AM

*expecting a great line from either Duck, Liam or Cliff*

I like the "Be a little gay". In the modern world, it's hinting a threesome.

Liam · 10-04-2005, 11:51 AM

I love it. I honestly love it.

Jacoby · 10-04-2005, 12:58 PM

Is that picture Norman Rockwell's work?

Foeni · 10-04-2005, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by deviljet88

*expecting a great line from either Duck, Liam or Cliff*

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Originally Posted by Liam

I love it. I honestly love it.

You never disappoint people, do you?

But do you think Leonie will approve?

Liam · 10-04-2005, 05:54 PM

She loved it. I am now officially called the (ex)boyfriend.

Foeni · 10-04-2005, 07:58 PM

congratulations

acliff · 10-04-2005, 08:32 PM

Its a pretty good guide, but its lacking vital aesthetic details, for example:

*Make sure your bosom looks ample and welcoming.
*Your husband will not be pleased if you are ugly, it is an insult to his good taste. Sort it out.
*And finally, to pleasantly surprise your husband, do everything in the list while derobed.

I think most of that sums it up.

marine · 10-04-2005, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by acliff

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*Your husband will not be pleased if you are ugly, it is an insult to his good taste. Sort it out.

and when he marry her he was drunk? he's probably twice uglier than her, and she was probalby the only hopeless girl to agree to have him so he got to face it or she should get a divorce.

Kelsey · 11-04-2005, 02:55 AM

I was so meant to grow up in the seventies, but when it comes to parenting and marriage, I'm glad I live in the time of female CEOs, affairs, single moms, playdates, and nannies.

hasselbrad · 11-04-2005, 04:13 PM

*And finally, to pleasantly surprise your husband, do everything in the list while derobed.

Especially the being "gay" part.

Keyser_so_so · 15-04-2005, 04:23 PM

In my eventual marriage (if I'm lucky enough), the woman will 'wear the trousers', as the phrase goes. Let's face it, the female half of the realtionship always is more in charge (and that's for a very good reason, people)!

duckula · 15-04-2005, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Keyser_so_so

Let's face it, the female half of the realtionship always is more in charge (and that's for a very good reason, people)!

And what is this reason, prey tell?

acliff · 15-04-2005, 11:52 PM

I think he not so secretely wants to be a woman... can't you tell?

Keyser_so_so · 16-04-2005, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by duckula

And what is this reason, prey tell?

Because women are generally tougher and better at controlling stuff. This is from watching my own family's relationships- trust me. It's not a matter of masculine (sp?) prowess or anything, it's just the way it seems to go. Most of the time, the woman controls and the man does- kind of like a strange bastardisation of the caveman thing (hunter-gatherer and all that shit).

Obviously it all goes a bit tits up if a wife-beater's around, which there are none of in my family.

Foeni · 16-04-2005, 05:06 PM

And because men want sex.

Sarah · 16-04-2005, 09:30 PM

I love it! I want to be a good wife!!!

DefyingGravity · 20-04-2005, 11:29 AM

I would have been the epitome of all of that if I grew up in the 50's, I know I would have.

10-04-2005, 11:45 AM	#1
marine Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: France Posts: 486	I don't belong to the 60's: the good wife's guide. this actually made me laugh (really). share the laugh

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Liam Bogan Elite Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 1,446	I love it. I honestly love it. __________________ The greatest delight is to mark one's enemy, prepare everything, avenge oneself thoroughly, and then go to sleep. -Stalin

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acliff llama llama duck Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: London Posts: 1,818	Its a pretty good guide, but its lacking vital aesthetic details, for example: Make sure your bosom looks ample and welcoming. Your husband will not be pleased if you are ugly, it is an insult to his good taste. Sort it out. *And finally, to pleasantly surprise your husband, do everything in the list while derobed. I think most of that sums it up. __________________ Leave a message...

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Kelsey Holly Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Wild Wild West Posts: 1,188	I was so meant to grow up in the seventies, but when it comes to parenting and marriage, I'm glad I live in the time of female CEOs, affairs, single moms, playdates, and nannies. __________________ ~* Kelsey *~ Check out my blog: http://www.thingsephemeral.blogspot.com

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hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	And finally, to pleasantly surprise your husband, do everything in the list while derobed. Especially the being "gay" part. __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."* I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

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Keyser_so_so Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 271	In my eventual marriage (if I'm lucky enough), the woman will 'wear the trousers', as the phrase goes. Let's face it, the female half of the realtionship always is more in charge (and that's for a very good reason, people)! __________________

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Foeni Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 1,897	And because men want sex. __________________ Danish Liberal Youth.

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Sarah Nice Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Grimsby, Lincolnshire, England Posts: 1,020	I love it! I want to be a good wife!!!

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