wtf tongue-kissing

07-07-2004, 01:54 AM

so last night i'm at this party, and this girl is kissing me, and she shoved her tongue in my mouth. so i'm like "wtf" in my head, cause it wasn't what i expected. (for those few who dont know yet, i'm a loser so this was all new to me.) so i freeze up for a second out of suprise, she stops and stands up and says "you dont know how to tongue-kiss do you?" and i'm just like "uh... no." and she walks off.

wtf, wtf. halp. i'm such a newb that i don't even know what i did wrong.
edit: (i should say that i know freezing up was 90% of what i did wrong, but i dont know if there's a right way to do it besides "dont freeze up")

if you help me out i might get to p in the b

deviljet88 · 07-07-2004, 02:05 AM

*wonders which mod did this*

You didn't really want to embarass yourself did you =\

apoggy · 07-07-2004, 02:08 AM

*Wonders why Jet is so nieve to think a mod 'could' do this*

And yes to the second question. Shit and giggles and all that

07-07-2004, 02:10 AM

deviljet88 · 07-07-2004, 02:15 AM

That's a blank message right? Because my browser isn't loading a picture =\

Princess · 07-07-2004, 02:18 AM

Oh, when we travel too Paris…let us not forget love's most intimate moment…
the French kiss.

Australian kisses? I may be wrong, but suspect it has to do with kisses "down under". I thought a long time about this, looked it up at UrbanDictionary.com (which didn't have the answer); this is what I came up with. Please let us know....

Eskimo kisses are rubbing noses. Butterfly kisses are brushing skin with eyelashes. Texas kisses are blowing fart noises on somebody's belly. At least those were the definitions when I was a kid, Mom could have been wrong.

Chinois kiss? ... A souls kiss that brings good fortune!

:{Cyber Kisses all around}:

SMOOCH

Elijahfan · 07-07-2004, 03:58 AM

in america, since some are getting on the subject of how different kisses are in different areas, a tongue kiss involves kissing while putting the tongue in the other persons mouth. you're suppose to sorta massage the other persons tongue and both the tongues are suppose to basically "go at it", i've never tried it, but from the describtion it seems hard considering it involves equal effort from both parties. i could see how not participating didnt help with the girl. from the stories of kissing i've heard, it's a normal reaction to be suprised and freaked out by a tongue kiss. since not knowing what to do and all, plus basically having a tongue shoved down your throat

DefyingGravity · 07-07-2004, 04:54 AM

You can't tongue-kiss? Relax, there are quite a few girls who go for virgins.

Kelsey · 07-07-2004, 05:13 AM

You're 28 and you've never french kissed? Either people my age and who I've been with are just waaay ahead, or you're way behind. I guess I've just never thought about it; it's kind of one of the natural things to do.

DragonRat · 07-07-2004, 05:43 AM

I've been kissed on the lips twice, both on a night of booze and truth-or-dare, and neither of those two would match this one kiss on the cheek... Either I've been hiding under a rock, or I need to meet more sexually open people.

07-07-2004, 06:19 AM

just for those people who are not exactly switched on upstairs, this was an attempt at humour by me, I havn't been to a party for about 3 years, i'm not a virgin, havn't been one since I was 15. I can kiss like a god and have no trouble with girls. Peace

Kelsey · 07-07-2004, 06:53 AM

You're an idiot.

Vertical Vortex · 07-07-2004, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glare

just for those people who are not exactly switched on upstairs, this was an attempt at humour by me, I havn't been to a party for about 3 years, i'm not a virgin, havn't been one since I was 15. I can kiss like a god and have no trouble with girls. Peace

i am happy for you...
but i dont sense any humour... even if it was a practical joke... it wasnt funny. Peace

Moe · 07-07-2004, 08:47 AM

deviljet88 · 07-07-2004, 10:30 AM

Someone should notice his age is 28... oh the picture loaded, ignore my 2nd post.

Sarah · 07-07-2004, 12:21 PM

I found this funny, until people took is seriously. Goodness.

Narg · 07-07-2004, 01:16 PM

ROFL at this post, for the ppl who posted seriously, stick ure fucking tounge in and move it around, its simple.

07-07-2004, 02:08 PM

I hump homeless guys.

Narg · 07-07-2004, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle_West

I hump homeless guys.

thats nice...

07-07-2004, 02:13 PM

I thought that was random and funny. So this thread has a little humor to give you all a reason to laugh now. Thats all.

07-07-2004, 01:54 AM	#1
Glare Guest Posts: n/a	wtf tongue-kissing so last night i'm at this party, and this girl is kissing me, and she shoved her tongue in my mouth. so i'm like "wtf" in my head, cause it wasn't what i expected. (for those few who dont know yet, i'm a loser so this was all new to me.) so i freeze up for a second out of suprise, she stops and stands up and says "you dont know how to tongue-kiss do you?" and i'm just like "uh... no." and she walks off. wtf, wtf. halp. i'm such a newb that i don't even know what i did wrong. edit: (i should say that i know freezing up was 90% of what i did wrong, but i dont know if there's a right way to do it besides "dont freeze up") if you help me out i might get to p in the b

07-07-2004, 03:58 AM	#7
Elijahfan Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minnesota USA Posts: 303	in america, since some are getting on the subject of how different kisses are in different areas, a tongue kiss involves kissing while putting the tongue in the other persons mouth. you're suppose to sorta massage the other persons tongue and both the tongues are suppose to basically "go at it", i've never tried it, but from the describtion it seems hard considering it involves equal effort from both parties. i could see how not participating didnt help with the girl. from the stories of kissing i've heard, it's a normal reaction to be suprised and freaked out by a tongue kiss. since not knowing what to do and all, plus basically having a tongue shoved down your throat __________________ Frank Miller's Sin City... "walk down the right back alley in Sin City and you can find anything" 4.1.05 I’m okay with being unimpressive, I sleep better ~Garden State~

07-07-2004, 04:54 AM	#8
DefyingGravity Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 344	You can't tongue-kiss? Relax, there are quite a few girls who go for virgins. __________________ 27th Member of Keira Knightley's Posse

07-07-2004, 05:43 AM	#10
DragonRat Officer Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: California Posts: 507	I've been kissed on the lips twice, both on a night of booze and truth-or-dare, and neither of those two would match this one kiss on the cheek... Either I've been hiding under a rock, or I need to meet more sexually open people. __________________ "I like refried beans. That's why I want to try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good, and we're just wasting time." - Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005) "Football is about if you want to run and fight for each other, if you really want to play that killer ball." - Robin van Persie, Arsenal FC

07-07-2004, 01:16 PM	#17
Narg Westie Yobbo Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 970	ROFL at this post, for the ppl who posted seriously, stick ure fucking tounge in and move it around, its simple. __________________

07-07-2004, 02:08 AM	#3
apoggy Mmm Marmite Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Manchester, England Posts: 1,274	Wonders why Jet is so nieve to think a mod 'could' do this And yes to the second question. Shit and giggles and all that

07-07-2004, 02:18 AM	#6
Princess Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 34	Oh, when we travel too Paris…let us not forget love's most intimate moment… the French kiss. Australian kisses? I may be wrong, but suspect it has to do with kisses "down under". I thought a long time about this, looked it up at UrbanDictionary.com (which didn't have the answer); this is what I came up with. Please let us know.... Eskimo kisses are rubbing noses. Butterfly kisses are brushing skin with eyelashes. Texas kisses are blowing fart noises on somebody's belly. At least those were the definitions when I was a kid, Mom could have been wrong. Chinois kiss? ... A souls kiss that brings good fortune! :{Cyber Kisses all around}: SMOOCH

07-07-2004, 05:13 AM	#9
Kelsey Holly Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Wild Wild West Posts: 1,188	You're 28 and you've never french kissed? Either people my age and who I've been with are just waaay ahead, or you're way behind. I guess I've just never thought about it; it's kind of one of the natural things to do.

07-07-2004, 06:19 AM	#11
Glare Guest Posts: n/a	just for those people who are not exactly switched on upstairs, this was an attempt at humour by me, I havn't been to a party for about 3 years, i'm not a virgin, havn't been one since I was 15. I can kiss like a god and have no trouble with girls. Peace

07-07-2004, 06:53 AM	#12
Kelsey Holly Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Wild Wild West Posts: 1,188	You're an idiot.

07-07-2004, 08:47 AM	#14
Moe Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 78

07-07-2004, 12:21 PM	#16
Sarah Nice Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Grimsby, Lincolnshire, England Posts: 1,020	I found this funny, until people took is seriously. Goodness.

07-07-2004, 02:08 PM	#18
Kyle_West Guest Posts: n/a	I hump homeless guys.

07-07-2004, 02:13 PM	#20
Kyle_West Guest Posts: n/a	I thought that was random and funny. So this thread has a little humor to give you all a reason to laugh now. Thats all.

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