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Old 07-07-2004, 01:54 AM   #1
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wtf tongue-kissing

so last night i'm at this party, and this girl is kissing me, and she shoved her tongue in my mouth. so i'm like "wtf" in my head, cause it wasn't what i expected. (for those few who dont know yet, i'm a loser so this was all new to me.) so i freeze up for a second out of suprise, she stops and stands up and says "you dont know how to tongue-kiss do you?" and i'm just like "uh... no." and she walks off.

wtf, wtf. halp. i'm such a newb that i don't even know what i did wrong.
edit: (i should say that i know freezing up was 90% of what i did wrong, but i dont know if there's a right way to do it besides "dont freeze up")

if you help me out i might get to p in the b
 
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*wonders which mod did this*

You didn't really want to embarass yourself did you =\
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That's a blank message right? Because my browser isn't loading a picture =\
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:18 AM   #6
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Oh, when we travel too Paris…let us not forget love's most intimate moment…
the French kiss.

Australian kisses? I may be wrong, but suspect it has to do with kisses "down under". I thought a long time about this, looked it up at UrbanDictionary.com (which didn't have the answer); this is what I came up with. Please let us know....

Eskimo kisses are rubbing noses. Butterfly kisses are brushing skin with eyelashes. Texas kisses are blowing fart noises on somebody's belly. At least those were the definitions when I was a kid, Mom could have been wrong.

Chinois kiss? ... A souls kiss that brings good fortune!

:{Cyber Kisses all around}:

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in america, since some are getting on the subject of how different kisses are in different areas, a tongue kiss involves kissing while putting the tongue in the other persons mouth. you're suppose to sorta massage the other persons tongue and both the tongues are suppose to basically "go at it", i've never tried it, but from the describtion it seems hard considering it involves equal effort from both parties. i could see how not participating didnt help with the girl. from the stories of kissing i've heard, it's a normal reaction to be suprised and freaked out by a tongue kiss. since not knowing what to do and all, plus basically having a tongue shoved down your throat
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Old 07-07-2004, 04:54 AM   Senior Registered Member #8
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You can't tongue-kiss? Relax, there are quite a few girls who go for virgins.
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You're 28 and you've never french kissed? Either people my age and who I've been with are just waaay ahead, or you're way behind. I guess I've just never thought about it; it's kind of one of the natural things to do.
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I've been kissed on the lips twice, both on a night of booze and truth-or-dare, and neither of those two would match this one kiss on the cheek... Either I've been hiding under a rock, or I need to meet more sexually open people.
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Old 07-07-2004, 06:19 AM   #11
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just for those people who are not exactly switched on upstairs, this was an attempt at humour by me, I havn't been to a party for about 3 years, i'm not a virgin, havn't been one since I was 15. I can kiss like a god and have no trouble with girls. Peace
 
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You're an idiot.
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:18 AM   #13
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just for those people who are not exactly switched on upstairs, this was an attempt at humour by me, I havn't been to a party for about 3 years, i'm not a virgin, havn't been one since I was 15. I can kiss like a god and have no trouble with girls. Peace
i am happy for you...
but i dont sense any humour... even if it was a practical joke... it wasnt funny. Peace
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Someone should notice his age is 28... oh the picture loaded, ignore my 2nd post.
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I found this funny, until people took is seriously. Goodness.
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ROFL at this post, for the ppl who posted seriously, stick ure fucking tounge in and move it around, its simple.
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I hump homeless guys.
 
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I hump homeless guys.
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:13 PM   #20
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I thought that was random and funny. So this thread has a little humor to give you all a reason to laugh now. Thats all.
 
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