More Questions Than Answers

Andrew · 03-02-2005, 02:28 PM

(Edited as original thread had already been done)

I'm looking for those questions of true trivia that invade your mind when you really should be thinking about something more important such as:

Why is it considered necessary to nail a coffin shut?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Answer any that you can aswell as asking your own.

apoggy · 03-02-2005, 02:31 PM

been there done that, shat all over the t-shirt, those bastards.

http://www.kkwavefront.org/forums/sh...ghlight=lyrics

marine · 03-02-2005, 03:05 PM

I'm not sure I really got what you wanted to know, but here you go:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew

(Edited as original thread had already been done)

I'm looking for those questions of true trivia that invade your mind when you really should be thinking about something more important such as:

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Answer any that you can aswell as asking your own.

Andrew · 03-02-2005, 03:13 PM

Here are some more so you get the idea, it might be just me that thinks of these strange things though.

did god create society or society create god?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

how is it that Jesus has his birthday on the same day every year, but the day he died keeps changing?

marine · 03-02-2005, 03:54 PM

ok, I got it, i'll post mine later

Liam · 03-02-2005, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew

Here are some more so you get the idea, it might be just me that thinks of these strange things though.

did god create society or society create god?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

how is it that Jesus has his birthday on the same day every year, but the day he died keeps changing?

1. Depends who you talk to.
2. Naked.
3. Because Easter isnt strictly bound by date as it isnt a direct celebration of his death. Easter Sunday is defined as the first Sunday after the first full moon which falls after March 21.

frodo1511 · 04-02-2005, 12:28 AM

Why can't I set my printer to "stun"?

Why are they called hemmoroids instead of asteroids?

Why is it if a person tells you their is 3 billion stars in the galaxy, you believe him, but if their's a "wet paint" sign on a wall you have to touch it to find out for yourself?

SimplyKnightley · 04-02-2005, 03:05 AM

why do girls pluck their eyebrows to death then draw them in again?

why do people scratch their head when they are puzzled?

deviljet88 · 04-02-2005, 04:22 AM

Why did we call blue "blue"?

Andrew · 04-02-2005, 04:09 PM

why do americans call trousers pants?

when does a lamb become a sheep?

why do you get affected when other people yawn?

how famous do you have to be in order to be "assasinated" rather than murdered?

frodo1511 · 04-02-2005, 09:04 PM

Real corny, but,

What happens when you turn your headlights on while going light-speed?

Why is it called "after-dark", when it's really "after-light"?

marry rich people · 04-02-2005, 11:03 PM

Why do people walk in the different ways they do?

How do kids pick up on the fact that nodding your head means "yes" and shaking your head means "no" so quickly and at such a young age?

Andrew · 04-02-2005, 11:12 PM

when women go through "the change" what is it that they change into?

why if two planes almost colide is it refered to as a near miss when in reality it's a near hit?

deviljet88 · 05-02-2005, 01:53 AM

Why were the simpsons coloured yellow?

meegaan1 · 05-02-2005, 04:30 AM

1. Why is a fork not a spoon, and a spoon not a knife, and a knife not a fork, and vice versa?
2. What are the purposes of foreheads?

Pygmalion · 05-02-2005, 10:26 AM

The purpose of foreheads is to keep hair off your face!

Why anything?

Why voddy?

deviljet88 · 05-02-2005, 10:28 AM

Why does the Windows logo have red, yellow, green and blue?

MrPink · 05-02-2005, 12:29 PM

why can't we put toothpaste back into the tube?
whats inside a table tennis ball?

Liam · 05-02-2005, 12:56 PM

Why keep posting questions if you dont fucking bother to answer anyone elses?

The mind boggles.

MrPink · 05-02-2005, 03:40 PM

Maybe nobody knows the answer?

good point though.

03-02-2005, 02:28 PM	#1
Andrew Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Birmingham Posts: 110	More Questions Than Answers (Edited as original thread had already been done) I'm looking for those questions of true trivia that invade your mind when you really should be thinking about something more important such as: Why is it considered necessary to nail a coffin shut? What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Answer any that you can aswell as asking your own. __________________ There are three types of people, those who can count and those who can't.

03-02-2005, 02:31 PM	#2
apoggy Mmm Marmite Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Manchester, England Posts: 1,274	been there done that, shat all over the t-shirt, those bastards. http://www.kkwavefront.org/forums/sh...ghlight=lyrics __________________ If this was school I would be expelled for poor attendance.

03-02-2005, 03:13 PM	#4
Andrew Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Birmingham Posts: 110	Here are some more so you get the idea, it might be just me that thinks of these strange things though. did god create society or society create god? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? how is it that Jesus has his birthday on the same day every year, but the day he died keeps changing? __________________ There are three types of people, those who can count and those who can't.

04-02-2005, 12:28 AM	#7
frodo1511 Pin Dick Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 2,400	Why can't I set my printer to "stun"? Why are they called hemmoroids instead of asteroids? Why is it if a person tells you their is 3 billion stars in the galaxy, you believe him, but if their's a "wet paint" sign on a wall you have to touch it to find out for yourself? __________________ Believe...

04-02-2005, 03:05 AM	#8
SimplyKnightley Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 250	why do girls pluck their eyebrows to death then draw them in again? why do people scratch their head when they are puzzled? __________________ Life is drawing without an eraser

03-02-2005, 03:54 PM	#5
marine Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: France Posts: 486	ok, I got it, i'll post mine later

04-02-2005, 04:09 PM	#10
Andrew Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Birmingham Posts: 110	why do americans call trousers pants? when does a lamb become a sheep? why do you get affected when other people yawn? how famous do you have to be in order to be "assasinated" rather than murdered? __________________ There are three types of people, those who can count and those who can't.

04-02-2005, 09:04 PM	#11
frodo1511 Pin Dick Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 2,400	Real corny, but, What happens when you turn your headlights on while going light-speed? Why is it called "after-dark", when it's really "after-light"? __________________ Believe...

04-02-2005, 11:03 PM	#12
marry rich people Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: U.S. Posts: 156	Why do people walk in the different ways they do? How do kids pick up on the fact that nodding your head means "yes" and shaking your head means "no" so quickly and at such a young age? __________________ You say, somethings wrong This Kind of life style doesn't work I'm trying something else For a change, for a change Thats ok, ok, ok

04-02-2005, 11:12 PM	#13
Andrew Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Birmingham Posts: 110	when women go through "the change" what is it that they change into? why if two planes almost colide is it refered to as a near miss when in reality it's a near hit? __________________ There are three types of people, those who can count and those who can't.

05-02-2005, 04:30 AM	#15
meegaan1 Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Nevada, USA Posts: 153	1. Why is a fork not a spoon, and a spoon not a knife, and a knife not a fork, and vice versa? 2. What are the purposes of foreheads? __________________ "I feel less blond now and, er, smarter!'--Keira Knightley ~77th Member of the Keira Knightley Posse!~ Wow... life hates me too... I bet it's a poser.--Chelle

05-02-2005, 10:26 AM	#16
Pygmalion Pissed Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 856	The purpose of foreheads is to keep hair off your face! Why anything? Why voddy? __________________ Mythpathe

05-02-2005, 12:29 PM	#18
MrPink Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cape Town, South Africa Posts: 173	why can't we put toothpaste back into the tube? whats inside a table tennis ball? __________________ A true friend stabs you in the front

05-02-2005, 12:56 PM	#19
Liam Bogan Elite Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 1,446	Why keep posting questions if you dont fucking bother to answer anyone elses? The mind boggles. __________________ The greatest delight is to mark one's enemy, prepare everything, avenge oneself thoroughly, and then go to sleep. -Stalin

05-02-2005, 03:40 PM	#20
MrPink Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cape Town, South Africa Posts: 173	Maybe nobody knows the answer? good point though. __________________ A true friend stabs you in the front

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