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Old 03-02-2005, 02:28 PM   #1
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I'm looking for those questions of true trivia that invade your mind when you really should be thinking about something more important such as:

Why is it considered necessary to nail a coffin shut?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?



Answer any that you can aswell as asking your own.
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been there done that, shat all over the t-shirt, those bastards.

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Old 03-02-2005, 03:05 PM   Senior Registered Member #3
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I'm not sure I really got what you wanted to know, but here you go:


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I'm looking for those questions of true trivia that invade your mind when you really should be thinking about something more important such as:

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Answer any that you can aswell as asking your own.
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Old 03-02-2005, 03:13 PM   #4
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Here are some more so you get the idea, it might be just me that thinks of these strange things though.

did god create society or society create god?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

how is it that Jesus has his birthday on the same day every year, but the day he died keeps changing?
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ok, I got it, i'll post mine later
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Here are some more so you get the idea, it might be just me that thinks of these strange things though.

did god create society or society create god?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

how is it that Jesus has his birthday on the same day every year, but the day he died keeps changing?
1. Depends who you talk to.
2. Naked.
3. Because Easter isnt strictly bound by date as it isnt a direct celebration of his death. Easter Sunday is defined as the first Sunday after the first full moon which falls after March 21.
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Old 04-02-2005, 12:28 AM   Senior Registered Member #7
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Why can't I set my printer to "stun"?

Why are they called hemmoroids instead of asteroids?

Why is it if a person tells you their is 3 billion stars in the galaxy, you believe him, but if their's a "wet paint" sign on a wall you have to touch it to find out for yourself?
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Old 04-02-2005, 03:05 AM   #8
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why do girls pluck their eyebrows to death then draw them in again?

why do people scratch their head when they are puzzled?
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Why did we call blue "blue"?
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Old 04-02-2005, 04:09 PM   #10
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why do americans call trousers pants?

when does a lamb become a sheep?

why do you get affected when other people yawn?

how famous do you have to be in order to be "assasinated" rather than murdered?
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Real corny, but,

What happens when you turn your headlights on while going light-speed?

Why is it called "after-dark", when it's really "after-light"?
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Old 04-02-2005, 11:03 PM   #12
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Why do people walk in the different ways they do?

How do kids pick up on the fact that nodding your head means "yes" and shaking your head means "no" so quickly and at such a young age?
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Old 04-02-2005, 11:12 PM   #13
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when women go through "the change" what is it that they change into?

why if two planes almost colide is it refered to as a near miss when in reality it's a near hit?
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Why were the simpsons coloured yellow?
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1. Why is a fork not a spoon, and a spoon not a knife, and a knife not a fork, and vice versa?
2. What are the purposes of foreheads?
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The purpose of foreheads is to keep hair off your face!

Why anything?

Why voddy?
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Why does the Windows logo have red, yellow, green and blue?
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why can't we put toothpaste back into the tube?
whats inside a table tennis ball?
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Why keep posting questions if you dont fucking bother to answer anyone elses?

The mind boggles.
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Old 05-02-2005, 03:40 PM   #20
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Maybe nobody knows the answer? good point though.
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