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Old 04-01-2005, 03:49 AM   #21
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Cut to the Chase

Right Im no expert, but my quick take is...
Guys ain't confusing, we want to things plain and simple:

"Beer and Something Naked" - Jeff Foxworthy

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Girls:........hum
well I dont have all the answers now do I,
but it includes emotion and needs and other shit I wont understand till I tie a +Knot+
 
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God made them that way to get even with us.
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Old 15-01-2005, 12:24 AM   Senior Registered Member #23
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and the genie said "i can grant you one wish choose carefully!!"
and the bloke said "ok, i dont like flying so build me a bridge between england and the united states"
"bloody hell" said the genie "you realise how much work that is? ill be there months working on it, then theres the concrete and the steel to source!! isnt there anything else you might want????"
"well" said the man "explain to me in detail the workings of the female mind!"
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"right, so was that just the two lanes or did you want more than that?"

the moral is - women are a f**king minefield, one minute their happy, the next their kicking you out the door....
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Old 16-01-2005, 03:45 AM   #24
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the moral is - women are a f**king minefield, one minute their happy, the next their kicking you out the door....
and the cheap men just keep coming back
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Old 16-01-2005, 11:42 PM   #25
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Oh boy- I shouldn't be posting, 'cause what do I know on this, right? Firstly, girls are confusing period. I'm a girl and they still confuse me. They are fake, and yet their real. They say one thing and mean another. I hate it.

Then again, sometimes guys ain't so clear either. You think maybe they like you because they do the most assinine things to you. Then, you realize that you were totally wrong. Until the next time they come around. So...what's the point of it all anyway? I guess it was just meant to be that way.
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Old 17-01-2005, 12:00 AM   #26
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Then again, sometimes guys ain't so clear either. You think maybe they like you because they do the most assinine things to you. Then, you realize that you were totally wrong. Until the next time they come around. So...what's the point of it all anyway? I guess it was just meant to be that way.
True that.
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Old 17-01-2005, 03:18 AM   #27
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I never understood them either, i meet this chick at school i start talking to her ect... she seems really cool a month later im about to ask her out then she tells me she has a boy friend (before i ask her out). im thinking whatever ill just break it off. So i stop texting her and what not yet she keeps talking to me and all she talks about is her boyfriend and she's in love with him and sh#t i have told her i like her before so why the f%**^k is she still talking to me and more importantly why is she talking o me about her boyfriend if she dosent want a relationship!!?

and the thing that blows about it is that i still really like her. dammit!
 
Old 17-01-2005, 04:21 AM   #28
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love, thy name is woe...
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Old 17-01-2005, 10:02 AM   #29
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I'm going to quote a dutch comedian, and I won't translate it because you might find it offensive:
Eigenlijk....vind ik,.. vrijwel... alle vrouwen..... KUTHOEREN!!! Allemaal

His point is that almost all women are bitches.
I don't agree totally, but there are times I do agree. Because it happend too many times that I agreed to do something with a girl, and a few hours before it they cancel it for some stupid reason. And that's why I don't really like them at the moment, but eventually it will change again
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[quote=ryan]women confuse the everlivingfuck out of me.
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sometimes men confuse the everlivingfuck out of me, and i don't think neither of us we'll ever get an answer!
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Eigenlijk....vind ik,.. vrijwel... alle vrouwen..... KUTHOEREN!!! Allemaal
How rare, I was able to translate that.
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Old 19-01-2005, 08:38 PM   #32
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You know, I think that's the whole point. I mean, if we figured out one another, what then? The world will always be at a "battle of the sexes". It's just how it goes.
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they're all fucked up.
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Old 19-01-2005, 11:25 PM   #34
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they're all fucked up.
So are all the men out there.

You in particular
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Old 19-01-2005, 11:40 PM   #35
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The world will always be at a "battle of the sexes". It's just how it goes.
With men always being the far superior.
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So are all the men out there.

You in particular
you wish.
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Old 20-01-2005, 12:28 AM   #37
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you wish.
Are you trying to tell me that you're not fucked up? Lol, ok. That's a lie and even YOU know it.
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Shut it with the sexually repressed banter. You have been previously warned.
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Shut it with the sexually repressed banter. You have been previously warned.
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Are you trying to tell me that you're not fucked up? Lol, ok. That's a lie and even YOU know it.
rather hypocritical, dear.
i act around you how i want. it's not necessarily a real life reflection.
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