What do you dream about, and how often?

[frodo1511]

Originally Posted by apoggy

You just want to be anally raped, sick fuck. I suppose being a pin dick makes you wish you were female and so you take the next best thing to expensive surgery.

More than likely, or it may be because I'm obsessed with spying, who knows. Poggs is normally right about this kind of thing, he's the expert when it comes to anal-raping.

[apoggy]

you cut me up

I must say I have had a reoccuring dream that is one of the best in the world, based on your own preference of course.
I dream I am lying on my back, and then Carmen Electra is on top of me and we have a 'go' for a while, then I have to wake up, naturally you know.
I have had it 5 times I think, and each time I last longer, you know, ahem.
Prophecy? Hell no, but sure is fun.
Any comments?

[deviljet88]

You're a sex maniac who masturbates to Carmen Electra? Only comment I can come up with for that dream. Ooo yesterday in my dream I had an iPod mini, so coincidental I was thinking of buying one. *gasps*

[Jacoby]

Originally Posted by MikeKnick04

Any comments?

Yeah, you're not allowed to tell us about your dreams anymore.

My dreams consist of boringess lately. They're all just practical everyday things. It kinda sucks.

[frodo1511]

I wish I had the machine the Jetsons had, where you choose a dream you want, it was really cool.

[Sarah]

Hmmm, what do I dream about? One of my college tutors! OH GOD, How I dreaammmmm!

[JackYang]

I dream of flying once but I ended up falling on my face to the ground when I woke up.

[Charlie]

i'm a combat sergeon for the navy so i often have these dreams i'm still in combat shooting my gun at all those iraqis. i always wake up feeling tense, cold, and sweating. it's really nerve racking sort of like what happens in people with post war trauma. but don't worry, the doctor says i'm not crazy enough to be called that.

[SimplyKnightley]

my latest dream fantasy. i still miss him after i woke up

[IBO]

who in the hell is that?
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Jailbroken

[frodo1511]

For the past couple nights, I've dreamed that I'm in a HUGE medieval battle somewhere, in an open field(think the Minas Tirith). I'm stabbing away at enemies(can't tell if their human), while trying to find someone calling my name(also, not sure if it's a guy or girl I'm saving). As soon as I get to where I'm going(complete with thousands of dead soldiers around me, as well as dragons and such in the sky), a big man in black is over who I need to save. Right before s/he dies, I wake up. Strange shit.

[EmotionSickness]

I have fucked up, angry dreams (the ones I remember, anyway). I'm always fighting with someone -- usually my (ex) boyfriend or my father. I've been known to yell obscenities in my sleep. It's those damn angry dreams, I tell you.

Hmm, what does that say about me? :icon_err:

[Jacoby]

I think all these dreams are completely fabricated. My dreams are always practical and not an action/adventure film.

Actually, I do have a reccuring dream to tell...

When Doom was remotely new I had a dream that I had to go through a castle, with no weapon, and collect yellow keys to get out. The castle was all the crappy doom graphics, and those blob monsters were guarding the doors. I remember there were two main rooms, then a stairway that was really narrow that led to the basement maze thing. I would go through it and eventually end up at the top (I don't know how, since I'd neither go up stairs nor use an elevator of any sort). I had this dream when I was 9 or 10. Then, when videogame graphics drastically improved, I had the dream again. This time the castle was N64 graphics (:O) but the rooms were the same; two main rooms, narrow stairway which led to a maze, and then the top of the castle. The only thing that was different this time was I found out who was running the castle. Ben Stein. I think I was watching Win Ben Stein's Money right before I fell asleep that night. And that's the most action-y dream I've ever had. No lie.

[frodo1511]

You just need to watch a nice action/adventure/epic war movie right before bed, jacob. For me, that's all my brain thinks about when I go to sleep.

[Richard]

I had a dream about Haz. True story.

I woke up one morning and found him ironing his clothes in my living room. And he was taller than me.

[frodo1511]

Originally Posted by Richard

I had a dream about Haz. True story.

I woke up one morning and found him ironing his clothes in my living room. And he was taller than me.

You have got to be kidding: Haz ironing his own clothes HAHA.
That would scare the hell out of me

What man irons his own clothes? Unless he's too ugly to get a woman to do it for him.

[Richard]

Originally Posted by Melvin

What man irons his own clothes? Unless he's too ugly to get a woman to do it for him.

It's a mother's chore. I think. But men can iron, I don't know of any though. It's a shame Haz is gone now I won't be able to ask me.

[frodo1511]

Originally Posted by Richard

It's a mother's chore. I think. But men can iron, I don't know of any though.

Well, my dad irons his BDU's for the Air Force, but that's different. He HAS TOO.