How Gay Are You?

[duckula]

Ideal? Bollocks.

[Hazzle]

Originally Posted by Bait

26% gay...btw wouldnt 50% mean you're bi? if so I guess it depends on you if thats good or not :X

Errr...no. Being 50% still makes you hetero, hence the explanation still says hetero, it just means you're comfortable with your sexuality and therefore likely to pull a member of the opposite sex. Women like a little camp, trust me. Just look at Ducky. Women won't go near him and he's the least gay of the lot of us. I'm the gayest man here and my girlfriend is fabulous. I rest my case.

I mean looking at Ducky's face it's clear he uses soap instead of cleanser and has no idea what moisturiser is. <sighs> Poor poor ducky.

[Ranman]

but you dont dance

[duckula]

You may be the gayest one here but that hardly makes you a stud now does it? And for all the sperm you take to the face its hardly done it much good.

P.S. Not a real girlfriend if you have never touched her.

[Hazzle]

Originally Posted by Ranman

but you dont dance

I'd dance for the right girl She knows it

Originally Posted by duckula

You may be the gayest one here but that hardly makes you a stud now does it? And for all the sperm you take to the face its hardly done it much good.

P.S. Not a real girlfriend if you have never touched her.

Really? How many women have said you're good looking recently? EVER?!?! Now I know they're all wrong, but all that sperm I take to the face seems to have attracted a lot of female attention so suck it bitch Apparently I'm "cute" and "gorgeous" so err...you lose.

It's also not a real girlfriend if you have to blow her up mate

[duckula]

That female attention, are any of them real?

[Hazzle]

Originally Posted by duckula

That female attention, are any of them real?

Yeah...unless your mum's imaginary

[duckula]

She was just being nice, and I don't think 'you aren't as hideous as the police reports said' is a complement, from my mother or not.

[Hazzle]

Originally Posted by duckula

She was just being nice, and I don't think 'you aren't as hideous as the police reports said' is a complement, from my mother or not.

No, but her asking me to fuck her over your kitchen table is

[duckula]

So the HIV medicine is giving you hallucinations now?

[Hazzle]

Originally Posted by duckula

So the HIV medicine is giving you hallucinations now?

I only started taking that medication AFTER I banged your STD-riddled mother thanks very much

[Dionysus]

16%

Hello Ladies

[duckula]

How could you possibly bang my mother, she died giving birth to me.

[Hazzle]

Originally Posted by duckula

How could you possibly bang my mother, she died giving birth to me.

I'm fond of necrophilia, I'm not ashamed to admit it. At least I'm getting some.

[duckula]

She was cremated, you've been fucking someone else's dead mum, pervert.

[Hazzle]

Originally Posted by duckula

She was cremated, you've been fucking someone else's dead mum, pervert.

Oh. Ahh well...any hole's a goal. And you're calling ME a pervert, I fuck 16 month old babies!

[deviljet88]

16%, nearly freaked out when it was doing the loading screen of results and it was saying, Are you gayer than your pet and then it loads up to 100%. They really ought to take that bit down.

[DefyingGravity]

Originally Posted by Richard

How many of you actually got fooled when the meter went all the way to 100%? I sure as hell did. Only to find out it was calculating the results.

Haha, me too, I was thinking "Wow. Am I really?"

I'm 43% lesbian, according to that.

[aspro]

16% here, they definatly need to change that loading bar thing

[Renegade]

Originally Posted by deviljet88

16%, nearly freaked out when it was doing the loading screen of results and it was saying, Are you gayer than your pet and then it loads up to 100%. They really ought to take that bit down.

Haha, Jet speaks the truth. I got 26% by the way.