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Old 08-12-2004, 08:54 AM   Senior Registered Member #81
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Hazzle is hilarious, just ask him.
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Old 08-12-2004, 10:29 AM   Senior Registered Member #82
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Are you hilarious Hazzle?
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Old 08-12-2004, 11:48 AM   Officer #83
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*what is the best song and album by the chili peppers?
*and what is the greatest nirvana song?
*who was/is the best pop band/singer to ever exist?
*is robbie williams a real man?
*what do you think of Scrubs?
*is Elliot hot?
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Old 08-12-2004, 12:16 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #84
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Are you hilarious Hazzle?
No. As Liam said the source of the funny lies elsewhere.

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*what is the best song and album by the chili peppers?
*and what is the greatest nirvana song?
*who was/is the best pop band/singer to ever exist?
*is robbie williams a real man?
*what do you think of Scrubs?
*is Elliot hot?
a) Californication (album) and Under The Bridge (song). Hardly difficult.
b) Written by Nirvana = Heart Shaped Box. In their entire back catalogue? The Man Who Sold the World (better than the original).
c) Elvis Presley. And Elvis > The Beatles.
d) No, he's a cyborg from the planet blarg. And he's a poof too.
e) I think they look quite fetching...I like looking like a doctor...people let me cut out their organs and everything!
f) Yeah, suppose so. She does have a guy's name though. So no calling out her name during sex methinks cos that would definitely kill the mood.
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Old 08-12-2004, 05:13 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #85
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If Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie got into a slap fight on network television, who would win?
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Old 08-12-2004, 06:20 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #86
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If Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie got into a slap fight on network television, who would win?
Who cares? Give em some mud and bring it on!
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Old 08-12-2004, 07:36 PM   #87
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Hazzle, you're a man after my own heart! You just love stirring up the shit-pot, and then watching the fur fly when people start fighting over your statements, don't you? :icon_roll :icon_roll :icon_roll

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Old 08-12-2004, 07:42 PM   Senior Registered Member #88
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How many goals will Chelsea win by on December 12th?
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Old 08-12-2004, 10:40 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #89
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You just love stirring up the shit-pot, and then watching the fur fly when people start fighting over your statements, don't you? :icon_roll :icon_roll :icon_roll
Not really but it's a nice bi-product. I just have that effect on people

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Old 09-12-2004, 02:53 AM   #90
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Lucky little teenager!!!

Doing a hot teacher may be a fantasy for many teenage boys, but this teacher clearly crossed the line. She deserves whatever punishment she receives. You know if the genders were reversed, a male teacher would be locked up for a very long time!

Hazzle, what kind of punishment do you think she deserves?
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Old 09-12-2004, 02:58 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #91
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Lucky little teenager!!!

Doing a hot teacher may be a fantasy for many teenage boys, but this teacher clearly crossed the line. She deserves whatever punishment she receives. You know if the genders were reversed, a male teacher would be locked up for a very long time!

Hazzle, what kind of punishment do you think she deserves?
A severe spanking. And since I'm a standup guy I volunteer to serve the interests of justice and deliver this punishment myself. Arrr. Now bend over here missy...and if you're really good I might introduce you to my "cane"
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Old 09-12-2004, 03:19 AM   Senior Registered Member #92
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what will i be doing this new years day?
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Old 09-12-2004, 09:27 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #93
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what will i be doing this new years day?
Waking up next to a hot woman if you're lucky.

Waking up with a stinking hangover next to an absolute munter if you're not.
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Old 09-12-2004, 11:54 PM   KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #94
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I just found out Im 30 percent gay, does this mean I can go shoot barry manilow
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I just found out Im 30 percent gay, does this mean I can go shoot barry manilow
Yes. Up the arse. Let the fucker bleed to death slowly. Cunt.
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Old 10-12-2004, 12:22 AM   Senior Registered Member #96
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Do you like the tag Lord Cock Inhaler or "comedian" more?
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Old 10-12-2004, 01:04 AM   Officer #97
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Haz,

How come as soon as you got a "girlfriend" you became an obnoxious, annoying, unfunny, unclever, insufferable twat?
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Old 10-12-2004, 01:32 AM   #98
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Lucky little teenager!!!

Hazzle knows what's what, particularly in view of the recent publicity raised by that teacher in North Carolina who was recently released from State Prison for doing exactly what that hottie from Florida did. This gal served around seven years, and had two children from by her male student (their tryst lasted about three years... he was initially 13).

Why is wee Hazzle is just playing devil's advocate here?

VOTE FOR FOX!!!
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Old 10-12-2004, 02:22 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #99
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Do you like the tag Lord Cock Inhaler or "comedian" more?
Lord Cock Inhaler sounds good.

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Haz,

How come as soon as you got a "girlfriend" you became an obnoxious, annoying, unfunny, unclever, insufferable twat?
What do you mean "became"?!?!

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Why is wee Hazzle is just playing devil's advocate here?
Not particularly I'm just a horny little cunt.
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Old 10-12-2004, 04:40 AM   Senior Registered Member #100
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