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Renegade · 04-12-2004, 04:37 AM

Haz, with you being the "sex king" and all, how can one be sure a girl likes him or not?

Mandy · 04-12-2004, 04:43 AM

I don't think a guy CAN tell until the girl actually tells him that she likes him...

But then again this is Haz's thread.

Jacoby · 04-12-2004, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mandy

I don't think a guy CAN tell until the girl actually tells him that she likes him...

So wrong. We only say we didn't know said girl likes us to avoid an awkward situation. This happened to me today.

Sorry Haz.

Ranman · 04-12-2004, 09:04 AM

which is the worst movie

gigli or from justin to kelly?

Narg · 04-12-2004, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hazzle

Narg...that wasn't a fucking question. Secondly, I don't TRY to be funny, I just am. Thirdly, I don't troll the forums, I just have a lot to say fucktard. And I have friends here...friends...you know what those are, right? Stop fucking spamming my thread...thank you please.

Niggaz Puhleeeze, your about as funny as an open grave, you have serious denial issues if you think that you dont troll these forums:

[05:00 AM] Hazzle: Ask some decent bloody questions people!!!
[10:10 AM] Hazzle: Richard is fucked
[11:45 AM] Hazzle: Jacoby, stop spamming my thread...thank you please
[01:44 PM] Hazzle: yeah, missed your questions bitch...they've been answered now
[02:10 PM] Hazzle: for tonight at least...adios!
[04:34 PM] Hazzle: ok...I REALLY am signing out now

Holy shit man, do you leave your computer chair ?.
Also e-friends dont count, shitstain for brains. Ill spam this thread all i like.

woopacheese.

african rhino.

the chiken likes to eat spam.

Henry the Horse was Horney.

PS, NO U BACK THE FUCK OFF MANDY LOL.

barrington · 04-12-2004, 11:03 AM

Back on topic now please.

Narg · 04-12-2004, 11:04 AM

Why is the sky blue ?

Liam · 04-12-2004, 11:06 AM

Cause Baz said so.

Topic.

Edit: Oh, that is the topic. Must be a stupid thread then. Carry on.

Hazzle · 04-12-2004, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Renegade

Haz, with you being the "sex king" and all, how can one be sure a girl likes him or not?

When she sticks her hands into your pants and grabs your cock is usually a good indicator

.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranman

which is the worst movie

gigli or from justin to kelly?

Gigli's a modern classic so it'll have to From Justin to Kelly.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Narg

Niggaz Puhleeeze, your about as funny as an open grave, you have serious denial issues if you think that you dont troll these forums:

I find open graves hilarious, yours especially, and denial and I are good friends. Thank you please. To answer your question:

Quote:

"Holy shit man, do you leave your computer chair ?."

No, I built a loo into my chair so that I never have to leave it. Ingenius invention I thought.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Narg

Why is the sky blue ?

Yeah, Liam already answered this one. Cos Baz said so.

Any more for any more or should I pack up the 8 ball?

Fox · 06-12-2004, 12:35 AM

Which instruments can you play?

Hazzle · 06-12-2004, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fox

Which instruments can you play?

Not a fan of the instruments myself. Wouldn't mind a girl who knows how to play the meat flute though myself, if you know my meaning

CollisionStar · 06-12-2004, 03:27 AM

Thank you for settling my duck related issues. I have a new question:

Is the cheese really twice the fencepost?

PS- I'd have to agree on the whole..Marlon Brando thing.

Ashlyn · 06-12-2004, 04:10 AM

When it comes to pizza toppings is less or more better? And what do you think of olives and anchovies?

hasselbrad · 06-12-2004, 12:23 PM

When you say pack up the eight-ball, you're not talking about...oh, wait, Magic 8-Ball...nevermind.

Hazzle · 06-12-2004, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CollisionStar

Thank you for settling my duck related issues. I have a new question:

Is the cheese really twice the fencepost?

You're welcome. And yes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashlyn

When it comes to pizza toppings is less or more better? And what do you think of olives and anchovies?

Less. I don't know why everyone seems to think more is better, good things come in small packages. Like me.

Not to say my package is small... :icon_err:

ANYWAY :icon_redf ...I LOVE Olives...Anchovies...they smell like an old man's feet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by hasselbrad

When you say pack up the eight-ball, you're not talking about...oh, wait, Magic 8-Ball...nevermind.

Yes. What on God's green earth did you think I was referring to?

ARRRR.

hasselbrad · 06-12-2004, 12:45 PM

Well what the hell do they call a combination of heroin and cocaine where you come from? :icon_roll

Hazzle · 06-12-2004, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hasselbrad

Well what the hell do they call a combination of heroin and cocaine where you come from? :icon_roll

Hahaha. Never heard that one before, news to me. Learn something new every day, eh?

Scott · 06-12-2004, 01:04 PM

What is your stance on issues such as abortion, Iraq and shitty dance music?

Hazzle · 06-12-2004, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott

What is your stance on issues such as abortion, Iraq and shitty dance music?

Abortion: Good. Far too many stupid cretins breeding these days when they have absolutely nothing to contribute to the gene pool. I quite like the idea of government enforced abortions for stupid people who aren't fit to be parents and for ugly people who'll just have ugly babies.

Iraq: Me likes oil. I also think moustaches on world leaders are trez cool.

Shitty dance music: If you're a man, you don't dance (it's the law) unless drunk, and when you're drunk, you don't care what the fuck the music sounds like, you'll look like an idiot regardless.

Liam · 08-12-2004, 08:52 AM

/me takes out his funny detector and finds that the source of the funny is...somewhere else.

04-12-2004, 11:04 AM	#67
Narg Westie Yobbo Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 970	Why is the sky blue ? __________________

04-12-2004, 11:06 AM	#68
Liam Bogan Elite Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 1,446	Cause Baz said so. Topic. Edit: Oh, that is the topic. Must be a stupid thread then. Carry on. __________________ The greatest delight is to mark one's enemy, prepare everything, avenge oneself thoroughly, and then go to sleep. -Stalin

06-12-2004, 03:27 AM	#72
CollisionStar Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Hometown is Houston, going to school in San Antonio Posts: 92	Thank you for settling my duck related issues. I have a new question: Is the cheese really twice the fencepost? PS- I'd have to agree on the whole..Marlon Brando thing. __________________ -+Sister+- -+I'm Not Much A Poet+- -+But A Criminal+-

06-12-2004, 12:23 PM	#74
hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	When you say pack up the eight-ball, you're not talking about...oh, wait, Magic 8-Ball...nevermind. __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

06-12-2004, 12:45 PM	#76
hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	Well what the hell do they call a combination of heroin and cocaine where you come from? :icon_roll __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

04-12-2004, 04:37 AM	#61
Renegade Stock Boy Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 794	Haz, with you being the "sex king" and all, how can one be sure a girl likes him or not?

04-12-2004, 04:43 AM	#62
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	I don't think a guy CAN tell until the girl actually tells him that she likes him... But then again this is Haz's thread.

04-12-2004, 09:04 AM	#64
Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	which is the worst movie gigli or from justin to kelly?

04-12-2004, 11:03 AM	#66
barrington Kite-Eating Tree Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Copenhagen Posts: 1,121	Back on topic now please.

06-12-2004, 12:35 AM	#70
Fox Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 41	Which instruments can you play?

06-12-2004, 04:10 AM	#73
Ashlyn Militia Lieutenant Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 248	When it comes to pizza toppings is less or more better? And what do you think of olives and anchovies?

06-12-2004, 01:04 PM	#78
Scott Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 320	What is your stance on issues such as abortion, Iraq and shitty dance music?

08-12-2004, 08:52 AM	#80
Liam Bogan Elite Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 1,446	/me takes out his funny detector and finds that the source of the funny is...somewhere else. __________________ The greatest delight is to mark one's enemy, prepare everything, avenge oneself thoroughly, and then go to sleep. -Stalin

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