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Old 03-12-2004, 11:38 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #41
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Why are you insulting me?
I didn't insult you. Oh wait, your parents haven't told you yet that Goofy's your dad? Or did they not tell you you were adopted at all yet? DOH!
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Old 03-12-2004, 11:44 PM   Senior Registered Member #42
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A couple of KKW's Aussie regulars will know where this suggestion comes from. Get a shoebox. Put on some rubber gloves and get some dogshit from the local park or somewhere. Put the dog faeces into the box, and close it. Then take it to her place, put it outside her door, on the doorstep, pour lighter fluid on it and set it alight, then ring her doorbell. When she comes out and sees the box on fire, she'll stamp on it to put it out and step right into the poo.
His name is Ranman, not Dennis the Menace.
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His name is Ranman, not Dennis the Menace.
That's not a fucking question. Get out of my thread bitch!
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Old 03-12-2004, 11:53 PM   Senior Registered Member #44
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I'll participate, then, you hairy bastard.

1.) Why are English people so much cooler?
2.) Why the fuck is the hair on my chest beginning to connect to the hair on my neck? Also, when it grows in thick, can I pass this off as a sweater?
3.) What would have happened in four years if Kerry was elected President of the United States?
4.) Which one's cooler, Mario or Luigi?
5.) Lemme borrow 5 bucks?
6.) What's the best book you've ever read? Please, no Harry Potter's. I saw the pictures of you at the premiere dressed as Harry. Adorable.
7.) How ya been?
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Old 03-12-2004, 11:54 PM   Senior Registered Member #45
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I didn't insult you. Oh wait, your parents haven't told you yet that Goofy's your dad? Or did they not tell you you were adopted at all yet? DOH!
Awww there you again Are you adopted?
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Old 04-12-2004, 12:25 AM   Senior Registered Member #46
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Why do you spend your life trolling the kkw forums ?.
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Are you adopted?
No, I'm a test tube baby. Perfection like this could only be obtained through science.

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Why do you spend your life trolling the kkw forums ?.
Because I'm loved for it. People just love me see?

A more pertinent question would be why do you, and more importantly, why can't you at least be fucking funny whilst doing it, fucktard?
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Old 04-12-2004, 01:23 AM   #48
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Largely as my genitals were mauled by a badger when I was 5. Ouch.
How long is your penis, measured along the top, when fully extended?
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IS or WAS?

IS? Less than a centimetre. That badger got me good.

WAS? 13 inches. Yeah, even at 5...oh what I could have been...

Oh, and since I missed it somehow.

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I'll participate, then, you hairy bastard.

1.) Why are English people so much cooler?
2.) Why the fuck is the hair on my chest beginning to connect to the hair on my neck? Also, when it grows in thick, can I pass this off as a sweater?
3.) What would have happened in four years if Kerry was elected President of the United States?
4.) Which one's cooler, Mario or Luigi?
5.) Lemme borrow 5 bucks?
6.) What's the best book you've ever read? Please, no Harry Potter's. I saw the pictures of you at the premiere dressed as Harry. Adorable.
7.) How ya been?
1) Because it's so fucking cold here. That and the fact we're all born inside freezer cabinets. Plus every other country sucks arse.

2) Because you're a freak of fucking nature dude. And yeah, when it grows in thick, dye it a nice shade of navy and it'll pass off for a very flash jumper.

3) Everyone in America would've been burying themselves alive to get away from the boring fucker. That or your entire country would've sunk beneath the sea, taking Canada with you (which actually wouldn't be that much of a loss)

4) Luigi. The green overalls are just so damned sexy.

5) No. Fuck off you scrounging hippy cunt.

6) I loathe Harry Potter. I just happen to look amazingly like him. Stunning good looks don't you know? My favourite book? The Kama Sutra. ARRRR

7) I've been good dude, how've you been?
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Old 04-12-2004, 01:54 AM   #50
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How often do you masturbate?

This question is probably not new, but I'm curious... If you tell me, I will let you know about me
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Every 6 seconds.
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Old 04-12-2004, 02:38 AM   Senior Registered Member #52
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Would that mean you orgasm after only 6 seconds?
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Old 04-12-2004, 02:50 AM   #53
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Every 6 seconds.
Hazzle, God love ya...

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

YOU are now the...

OFFICIAL TOP WANKER OF THE KKWAVEFRONT DISCUSSION FORUMS!!!

(If you can spare a hand, please take the rose arm bouquet, get the crown placed on your head, take a proper bow, smile big for the photo op, wave through all of the thundering applause, and then we'll let ya get right on back to business Hazzle!!!)
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Old 04-12-2004, 03:32 AM   Senior Registered Member #54
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A more pertinent question would be why do you, and more importantly, why can't you at least be fucking funny whilst doing it, fucktard?
Im not here to try to make others laugh, but by all meens, go ahead and continue to try to be funny. I dont troll these forums, i check them everynow and then, you troll them, your post count, shout box count, and the fact that everytime i take a look, your almost always an active member, despite the fact that we are in different timezones and its 3-4am, you are still on here posting.
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It's because he's staying up late so he can talk to me, back the fuck off.
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Old 04-12-2004, 04:19 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #56
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Would that mean you orgasm after only 6 seconds?
Yes, I'm a quick spurter :icon_redf

And yeah Fox, everyone knew I was the biggest wanker around here...hardly newsworthy.

Narg...that wasn't a fucking question. Secondly, I don't TRY to be funny, I just am. Thirdly, I don't troll the forums, I just have a lot to say fucktard. And I have friends here...friends...you know what those are, right? Stop fucking spamming my thread...thank you please.

And Mandy...thanks darling
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Old 04-12-2004, 04:27 AM   #57
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Would you rather eat a decaying, maggot-infested, slime covered, greenish-purple slice of fish or have sex with Marlon Brando (as he is, right now, in his coffin)?
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Old 04-12-2004, 04:30 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #58
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Sex with Marlon Brando. Necrophilia is really under-rated. And it IS Brando.
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Old 04-12-2004, 04:31 AM   Senior Registered Member #59
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What the hell kind of question was that meegaan?

Do you like martinis Haz?
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Old 04-12-2004, 04:32 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #60
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Not particularly. I'm very much a vodka man, straight is the best but I do like vodka and cranberry juice, vodka and coke...heck vodka and anything. But not so much vodka martinis...they're a bit...bleh.
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