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Old 03-12-2004, 04:37 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #21
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I'd prefer to play snooker...I'd love to sink the pink with Natalie Portman She could play with my balls anytime.
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Old 03-12-2004, 04:49 AM   #22
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I'd prefer to play snooker...I'd love to sink the pink with Natalie Portman She could play with my balls anytime.
Exqueeze you. Pocket Pool is pretty obvious to the people standing around you
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Why do i insist on shitting my dacks, and munching on the crap laden insides ?
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Why have you exhumed and brutalised a legendary thread?
And why are you back?
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Old 03-12-2004, 11:29 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #25
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Exqueeze you. Pocket Pool is pretty obvious to the people standing around you
Yeah, I have a huge cue.

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Why do i insist on shitting my dacks, and munching on the crap laden insides ?
Because you're a shitstain on the face of humanity and just like getting back to your roots.

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Why have you exhumed and brutalised a legendary thread?
And why are you back?
Same answer to both. Because I felt like it.
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Old 03-12-2004, 12:34 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #26
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Why is grass?
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Old 03-12-2004, 12:38 PM   Senior Registered Member #27
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Because you're a shitstain on the face of humanity and just like getting back to your roots.
Wrong, I like the taste.
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Old 03-12-2004, 12:41 PM   Senior Registered Member #28
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Why does shit stink more when you have diarhorrea and not as much when its normal?
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Old 03-12-2004, 04:34 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #29
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Why is grass?
Grass exists to fuck one's girlfriend on. I like it al fresco

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Wrong, I like the taste.
That too. See, I'm never wrong. Now get back to breaking rocks or something you filthy convict.

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Why does shit stink more when you have diarhorrea and not as much when its normal?
So that when you splatter the bowl at a mates house the smell is enough to alert them as to who done it thus resulting in social embarassment. Although in your case social embarassment is the norm.
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Are the current cities of Oxford and Warwick the modern equivalent of Oxfordshire and Warwickshire, circa 1600-1700?
Also...have you ever heard of/been to a town called Balcom?
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Old 03-12-2004, 07:44 PM   Senior Registered Member #31
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Haz,

I just found out that a teacher in my high school shows pirated movies to students in his class during lunch time, and actually sells them on CD-R's for $5 a pop. What should I do? I thought teachers were suppose to be role models and this is very inappropriate to be done on school grounds.
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Old 03-12-2004, 08:01 PM   KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #32
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I got a real problrem

I cant decide

tuna or pizza for lunch?
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Old 03-12-2004, 08:53 PM   #33
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OK, here goes:

Should I seize the duck?
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Are the current cities of Oxford and Warwick the modern equivalent of Oxfordshire and Warwickshire, circa 1600-1700?
NO. Oxfordshire and Warwickshire are COUNTIES. Huff! Cretinous Americans!

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Also...have you ever heard of/been to a town called Balcom?
Neither. Sounds disgusting quite frankly. A bit like Grimsby. Or a small place by the name of Manchester which I hear is pretty skanky. Actually to be frightfully honest, leave London in this country and it's all filthy disgusting slums.

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Haz,

I just found out that a teacher in my high school shows pirated movies to students in his class during lunch time, and actually sells them on CD-R's for $5 a pop. What should I do? I thought teachers were suppose to be role models and this is very inappropriate to be done on school grounds.
You should go buy some dude. That's fucking cheap. Your teacher sounds like an upstanding bloke, the very sort of pillar of the community that should be teaching today's youth. Children are our future don't you know?!

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I cant decide

tuna or pizza for lunch?
Bit late but Pizza. From Pizza Express. Wait, you guys don't have that out there, do you? Shame...but yeah, Pizza. Ham and Pineapple. No need to say thanks.

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Should I seize the duck?
Yes. He has been guilty of far too many crimes against good humour. Plus he's feeling a bit lonely and I think he'd appreciate the company, and a good shag too, if you're up for that kind of thing.
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Old 03-12-2004, 09:13 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #35
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Balcom's my mother's maiden name you dirty summabitch you!
I challenge you to a duel... :fencing:
Are Oxford and Warwick in said counties?
Also, just to keep the silliness going...
...what the fuck is Goofy?
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Balcom's my mother's maiden name you dirty summabitch you!
Your mum's a filthy ho.

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I challenge you to a duel... :fencing:
Ok bitch <slaps you down>. I win!

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Are Oxford and Warwick in said counties?
Yes shit for brains. It's not rocket science

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Also, just to keep the silliness going...
...what the fuck is Goofy?
Goofy is Jet's biological father.
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Old 03-12-2004, 10:39 PM   #37
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Fox, I think Hazzle was kidding in most of those quotes about female genital mutilation so no need to freak out. We all know guys couldn't live without the female orgasm anyway. Their daily dose of cockieness wouldn't be filled if a girl didn't orgasm.
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Old 03-12-2004, 11:00 PM   KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #38
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I need to send a message to my last girlfriend thats its over
whats the most disgusting thing I can do or send her?
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Fox, I think Hazzle was kidding in most of those quotes about female genital mutilation so no need to freak out. We all know guys couldn't live without the female orgasm anyway. Their daily dose of cockieness wouldn't be filled if a girl didn't orgasm.
I was not kidding. Most girls don't really orgasm with guys anyway, well known fact you bunch of oscar-worthy faking actresses. I say fuck women, fuck em to hell, and rip their genitals to shreds if you like...I mean we all know women are inferior to men, they were made second. And out of one of our ribs no less. Lower quality product that. Female orgasm=waste of time. Male orgasm (and the associated ejaculation) at least serves a fucking purpose!

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I need to send a message to my last girlfriend thats its over
whats the most disgusting thing I can do or send her?
A couple of KKW's Aussie regulars will know where this suggestion comes from. Get a shoebox. Put on some rubber gloves and get some dogshit from the local park or somewhere. Put the dog faeces into the box, and close it. Then take it to her place, put it outside her door, on the doorstep, pour lighter fluid on it and set it alight, then ring her doorbell. When she comes out and sees the box on fire, she'll stamp on it to put it out and step right into the poo. Also send her a text shortly after to say "Fuck off plzthnx, it's over". If that doesn't work, God knows what will...other than getting some booby pictures and posting them all over the internet and at school and stuff. Yeah, that'd work too.
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