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Join Date: Jun 2004
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Mandy says no to Bait, but lets him borrow her teddy bear.
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Bait copulates madly in the bushes with said teddy bear.
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Honourary Brit
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Mandy lets Bait keep the semen-riddled teddy bear and just buys a new one.
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Bait doesnt understand big words but knows he doesnt want a teddy bear with semen on it...so he gives it to someone who does, Jet
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Awww teddy bear! Jet puts the toy under the K-Mart Christmas tree.
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Donnie's stuck in the hole still and asks if Mandy would come and join him to join the mile low club (that was a hideous joke).
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Mandy declines and is happy with being in the mile high club.
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Q and Mandy continue their long lasting sex fest in the mile high club.
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Err, Q wishes.
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: NYC
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Meghan ask Mandy if she'd rather sex her up instead of one of the weird guys.
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Join Date: May 2003
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Leonie wonders if that's all KKWers can talk about these days.
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Mandy declines to Meggies offer, but thanks her for her kindness. She then winks at Leonie. (rofl, just kidding)
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Donnie thinks Leonie is just jealous and apologises to Mandy, explaining that with a broken leg and stuck in a hole, there really is nothing else to think about until someone offers to help him out of this hellhole.
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Bait sets up a camera and waits patiently for Mandy and Leonie
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Jet steals Bait's camera. Needed a camera anyway.
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Liam gives 20 bucks to Jet for stopping the cretins trying to perve on his girl.
Liam also warns everyone to make this thread funny or he will throw a hissy fit and start locking things.
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Donnie posts a picture of Liam's face, thereby making the thread funny. Donnie then sees the look on Leonie's face and realises it's not so funny anymore so takes the picture down. Donnie prays to the wise and benevolent Liam to keep his thread open and even promises to never ever hump his leg again if he doesn't lock this thread. Donnie realises he's not funny and goes back to talking to the imaginary giant bunny.
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The giant bunny was called Manfred.
Not a real bunny of course, but a weasel dressed up in disguise. Manfred knew that soon, his time would come, that atonement would be met and that he'd soon be tall enough to see over the counter to buy booze. But first he must avenge the death of his pygmy stoat. But no ordinary Stoat was Lemingotn-Spa. No. The Stoat came from Hounslow and operated a budget second-hand teabag business from his vole hole. |
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The stoat had lots of tea parties which all the neighbour hood wildlife were invited to.
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which meant jet was included in these tea parties
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