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Old 17-11-2004, 12:40 PM   #1
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Yet another game.

Similar to the lyrics one but instead of lyrics this one is all funny quotes from stuff (films, TV, speeches, whatever, just avoid songs or it'll overlap too much). I think funny quotes are better than serious ones as they're more fun and will remind people of good jokes and make them laugh I'll start with something from a very popular TV sitcom:

"You're such a nice guy" means "I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you."

So the next person guesses what that is, and then posts one of their own. Spread the comedy people!
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Old 17-11-2004, 01:51 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #2
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I remember hearing that line, but I'm not sure of its origin.

"It's a dog eat dog world, Sammy...and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear."

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This is from memory, so it may not be exact. Sue me.
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Old 17-11-2004, 02:53 PM   #3
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It's Friends, it's a Chandlerism.

Yours is from Cheers I think.

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Old 17-11-2004, 03:28 PM   #4
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Old 17-11-2004, 03:38 PM   #5
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Beowulf. Very appropriate for a scandinavian to post from a film based on a folk story, nice choice.

"Oh wow, I should really learn how to knock. Just in case there's a threesome going on. In the bathroom."
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Old 17-11-2004, 03:49 PM   #6
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The O.C.

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Old 17-11-2004, 03:54 PM   #7
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13th Warrior. I think.

Are we like the only ones playing this game?

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Old 17-11-2004, 04:20 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #8
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Are we like the only ones playing this game?
All the rest of us HAVE lives.
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Old 17-11-2004, 04:26 PM   #9
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That's why the either or thread is going so well?

Ahh well, just a bit of fun, just surprised more people don't like funny quotes.
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is the last quote from Sex in the City?
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Old 17-11-2004, 04:33 PM   #11
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Nope, Frasier, but if it's that obscure, we can offer a new one. This is easy.

"We were on a break".

If you don't get that one I give up!
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That would be Friends.

"I'm not sure he's 'spongeworthy'."
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Old 17-11-2004, 04:58 PM   Senior Registered Member #13
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Seinfeld... oh that Elaine.

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Old 17-11-2004, 06:59 PM   #14
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I have yet to be able to guess any of the above quotes posted.
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Yeah, me too. I kinda recognize the quotes, but I don't know where they're from until someone writes it.
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A real hard one.

Person 1: "Do you mind telling me what those four years of college were about?"

Person 2: "You got me."

EDIT : Oh shit, I messed up. I mis-read about the line having to be in a TV sitcom. But no prizes to whoever the guesses the movie I got that from.
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Old 17-11-2004, 08:48 PM   Senior Registered Member #18
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Sounds like something from Two Guy and A Girl... Berg and Pete. Pete being the first and Berg the 2nd. But that's only a guess.
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Old 18-11-2004, 12:08 AM   #19
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Friends.

"You can't make friends with a squirrel. Squirrels are just rats with cuter outfits."
Sex in the City

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A real hard one.

Person 1: "Do you mind telling me what those four years of college were about?"

Person 2: :"You got me."

EDIT : Oh shit, I messed up. I mis-read about the line having to be in a TV sitcom. But no prizes to whoever the guesses the movie I got that from.
It doesn't have to be a sitcom. It can be a movie. Or did I like totally misunderstand what you meant? Incidentally no idea
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Old 18-11-2004, 06:17 AM   #20
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If you canĀ“t figure Richards out put your braincells at work on this one.

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Yes, once it was a thursday."
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