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Old 28-10-2004, 12:01 AM   #1
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The Greatest Film of All-Time...

http://www.misrule.net/MisruleSafari.WMV

I appear as The Hater.

Check out our tunes while you're at it.
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Old 28-10-2004, 12:07 AM   Senior Registered Member #2
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That was beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye.
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The Godfather is one of the greatest films ever made. So was the second; the third one left a lot to be desired, but it did a good job of tying up loose ends and letting us know the Saga was over.
Errr. I haven't watched the Rider's film, largely as I'm sure it'll be crap, but I don't THINK he meant this to be a poll as to what's the greatest film ever made. Unless I misunderstood and he referenced The Godfather in his film somehow.
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Old 28-10-2004, 01:12 AM   Senior Registered Member #4
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Haha, that's awesome! My friends and I have made very similar videos. Even with pokemon references. Ah, the beauty of being ridiculously bored...
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Old 28-10-2004, 02:00 AM   #5
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HA, I loved the little smiley face when he went Dukes of Hazard in the window .
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Old 28-10-2004, 02:42 AM   Officer #6
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The Charmeleon part owned. Awesome work Black Rider. A job well done. I smell Oscar nominations.
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Old 28-10-2004, 08:49 PM   #7
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Glad to see we're not all philistines here *cough*Hazzle*cough*. Thank you all.
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hazzle, I do agree with what you said
It'd help if you actually understood what I said. As I pointed out, I haven't watched the Rider's film, I have no intention or wish to, I was merely trying to avoid, should that have been where this thread was headed, a long drawn out poll of the greatest film of all time.

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Most people around here, including myself think you're full of crap
Funny you should say that, as I happen to be one of the more popular Wavefronters. 3 bans and 3 returns...I think only the Great Duck himself matches that record. Shall we do a little poll to see which of the pair of us has more respect around these parts? Or more friends? Congratulations, you win the prize for the most bullshit comment made today, or this week for that matter. You'll find most people round these parts not only like me, but respect me...so kindly...fuck off.

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I'll politely tell you you're a moron, and I'd be right.
How ironic. Please do explain to this feeble minded moron how one can politely call another a moron? Methinks you just sunk your own battleship, dipstick.

You're a cocky little bastard aren't you? If you want a war with me, I'm more than happy to oblige...I'll be sure to send flowers to your family when I nuke your little arse, eh? I've buried several other cocky bastards, and I'd be happy to add another to the long list. I do love the smell of Napalm in the morning, afternoon or even the night for that matter. Arrr...God bless flamethrowers.

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Yes, you misunderstood this post!!!
Duh, uh...please explain your post to me. I'm an idiot. What's this interweb thingy and how's it work?

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Glad to see we're not all philistines here *cough*Hazzle*cough*. Thank you all.
I actually didn't watch your film as I'm lazy, but that didn't quite have the same punch. It's quite ironic for people to call me a philistine or moron when neither of you had the braincells to get the joke...
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Old 28-10-2004, 09:22 PM   Senior Registered Member #9
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It's quite ironic for people to call me a philistine or moron when neither of you had the braincells to get the joke...
YOUR MOM'S IRONIC. OOOOoooooOOOOOOooooOOOOOooOOOHHHHHH.
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Wrong again. Thanks for making me laugh. My battelship doesn't sink you dipstick.
Really? Then I'm sure somewhere in that post of yours you actually explained how one politely calls another a moron? No? Oh well...seems I managed to sink your unsinkable ship anyway

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Hazzle, the 23-year-old, "cocky little bastard" is on a power trip. To his admirers, he's a Robin Hood seeking gains for the poor and twitting the rich.
A power trip? Yeah...quite...I wasn't the one who presumed to speak for everyone

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Now this really gives new meaning to the phrase "cocky little bastard"! Talk about your dangling modifiers!
You're funny. Pardon me while I go stitch up my sides. Fuck me even Jacoby's funnier than you are.
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Old 28-10-2004, 09:50 PM   Lifetme Service Award Officer #11
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Firstly, although this is all excellent reading material: PMs. Use them. Cheers.

Fox, you don't want to get into a fight with Haz, trust me.

Haz, you know we love ya, now calm down.

Back on topic please, much appreciated.
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Firstly, although this is all excellent reading material: PMs. Use them. Cheers.
<huff!> FINE! Ruin all my fun why don't you? You know I get my jollies out of publically humiliating other people to make up for my own feebleness.

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Fox, you don't want to get into a fight with Haz, trust me.
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Haz, you know we love ya, now calm down.
<is pacified>. Don't you just feel the love?

As a favour to Leonie, and in a bid to stay on topic as per her request, I did watch this. And as I predicted, it was crap. Even by student filmaking standards, it was poor fare. I watch a lot of student shorts, made by up and coming filmmakers, this was neither funny, entertaining or interesting. I was cringing and waiting for the suffering to end. I'm amazed I made it to the end in one piece.

Oh sod it...I'm with Renegade...Oscars aplenty for this steaming turd. They always end up giving Oscars to shit films anyway
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Old 28-10-2004, 11:03 PM   #13
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My point was that you were assuming the film I was in is bad without even giving it a chance. Of course, decent people usually keep such comments to themselves, but who knows?

Just to clarify for the rest of you, I didn't actually make the film myself; a friend did. I merely appear in it.
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Fox, will you stop being an arse and stop posting off topic remarks no one wants to read anyway? Thanks. I tried to be nice before, you obviously don't take hints. If you start a post with a name, don't you think it's PM material? Back on topic.
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Just to clarify for the rest of you, I didn't actually make the film myself; a friend did. I merely appear in it.
Yeah right. You know you directed the film.
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My point was that you were assuming the film I was in is bad without even giving it a chance. Of course, decent people usually keep such comments to themselves, but who knows?

Just to clarify for the rest of you, I didn't actually make the film myself; a friend did. I merely appear in it.
Well it was crap (I'm glad you didn't make it). So I was right to assume that now, wasn't I? You going to give me back the priceless time I wasted watching it? No...so why exactly was I wrong to state I had no desire to waste my time? I was merely trying to prevent YOUR thread getting derailed.

But since you don't care.

Fox...my avatar and signature are actually a reference to my being banned and rising from "the dead"...it was an "in joke" for those in the know, but clearly that doesn't include you. Anyway, me and The Duck ARE Teh Jesi...deal with it.

And wtf are you on? Why bring up all that unnecessary crap about Jesus' existence? I'm a bloody agnostic...what are you on? I merely stated that Leonie knows what she's talking about when she says you don't want a war with me...because she knows you can't win. There used to be a fella round these parts by the name of Aldera Knightley...went toe to toe with The Duck...he thought he could win too and he died an untimely death. Go toe to toe with me and you'll end up the same way. That is the stone cold truth, mark my words.

I will put words in your mouth if I wish. And the first one is Goddamn. It's got an n on the end, my friend. Just for future reference.

But just to reiterate, and getting back on topic, Rider...I knew it was going to be crap, so I didn't waste my time. There's nothing "philistine" (I wasn't sure how to make philistine into an adjective...any English students?) in doing that, it's a skill to be able to discern quality. I knew, judging from your taste in films, that something you found entertaining wouldn't be to my tastes. I didn't have to see it, and in the end I was proven right. I win.
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Old 29-10-2004, 01:13 AM   #17
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Well it was crap (I'm glad you didn't make it). So I was right to assume that now, wasn't I? You going to give me back the priceless time I wasted watching it? No...so why exactly was I wrong to state I had no desire to waste my time? I was merely trying to prevent YOUR thread getting derailed.

But since you don't care.

Fox...my avatar and signature are actually a reference to my being banned and rising from "the dead"...it was an "in joke" for those in the know, but clearly that doesn't include you. Anyway, me and The Duck ARE Teh Jesi...deal with it.

And wtf are you on? Why bring up all that unnecessary crap about Jesus' existence? I'm a bloody agnostic...what are you on? I merely stated that Leonie knows what she's talking about when she says you don't want a war with me...because she knows you can't win. There used to be a fella round these parts by the name of Aldera Knightley...went toe to toe with The Duck...he thought he could win too and he died an untimely death. Go toe to toe with me and you'll end up the same way. That is the stone cold truth, mark my words.

I will put words in your mouth if I wish. And the first one is Goddamn. It's got an n on the end, my friend. Just for future reference.

But just to reiterate, and getting back on topic, Rider...I knew it was going to be crap, so I didn't waste my time. There's nothing "philistine" (I wasn't sure how to make philistine into an adjective...any English students?) in doing that, it's a skill to be able to discern quality. I knew, judging from your taste in films, that something you found entertaining wouldn't be to my tastes. I didn't have to see it, and in the end I was proven right. I win.
Explain why it was "crap."
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Explain why it was "crap."
Well...I could deconstruct the poor camera work and attrocious lighting but that's kinda unfair on a student film as they tend to always suck in those departments due to poor budget. But there's no comedy value, no entertainment...I was waiting for the blasted thing to end so I could at least say I'd seen it. It wasn't funny...in the slightest...it wasn't even silly funny, it was just pathetically immature and infantile and felt that way. As such I was offended and disgusted with myself for even watching it.
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Old 29-10-2004, 03:22 AM   Senior Registered Member #19
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that movies pretty fucking weird, but i laughed at it.
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Old 29-10-2004, 08:22 PM   Senior Registered Member #20
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Well...I could deconstruct the poor camera work and attrocious lighting but that's kinda unfair on a student film as they tend to always suck in those departments due to poor budget. But there's no comedy value, no entertainment...I was waiting for the blasted thing to end so I could at least say I'd seen it. It wasn't funny...in the slightest...it wasn't even silly funny, it was just pathetically immature and infantile and felt that way. As such I was offended and disgusted with myself for even watching it.
Now I'm seriously not going to post my film. Haz's comments are something I can never recover from.
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