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Old 21-10-2004, 02:17 PM   Lifetme Service Award Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Retired Administrator #1
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Question Now With Anti-Boredom Fit

So I find myself sat in a computer cluster, bored out of my skull. The hum of 25+ computers drowning out all the wonderful conversation on IRC. (Get on there you bastards).

Now, I ask, what shall I do in my hour, hypothetically of course as it will be over before any of you read/reply to it? Best suggestion wins an unnamed prize, my decision is final.

Note: no fit girls are about, so Liam, other ideas please.
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Old 21-10-2004, 02:43 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #2
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Note: no fit girls are about, so Liam, other ideas please.
Well then in that case...go with "masturbate". Surely you can find some fit girls on the web. The hum of said computers should drown out your "intimate noises".
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Old 21-10-2004, 03:00 PM   Senior Registered Member #3
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Old 21-10-2004, 05:33 PM   #5
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Reflect upon the origin of your boredom...
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Old 21-10-2004, 06:20 PM   First Class Member Officer #6
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Old 21-10-2004, 06:40 PM   Lifetme Service Award Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Retired Administrator #7
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They are getting long actually, but i dont carry clippers around with me, and they are too tough to bite.

I have to say, you all disappoint me
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Old 21-10-2004, 07:59 PM   First Class Member Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Administrator #8
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With ninja timing you could start all the PCs at just the right time so that the BIOS beep plays the tune of SATURDAY NIGHT by Whigfield. This, we feel, would be a worthwhile use of university resources.
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Old 21-10-2004, 08:23 PM   Senior Registered Member #9
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Kill someone with your mind.

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Dress up as a woman of affluence, go down to a restraunt and pick up a rich, young proffesional, and then convert your story into a hit, Broadway musical.
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Old 21-10-2004, 09:26 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #10
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Dress up as a woman of affluence, go down to a restraunt and pick up a rich, young proffesional, and then convert your story into a hit, Broadway musical.
He's done that. He did that last weekend

Have to say Baz's suggestion made me laugh...
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Old 21-10-2004, 11:03 PM   Senior Registered Member #11
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Put a virus on all the computers, or if it has a ZIP drive, keep pressing the eject button. The wizzing of the moters is sure to drive people insane after 20 seconds...
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Old 22-10-2004, 12:50 AM   Senior Registered Member #12
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how about...

Why don't you write a KKW constitution?

PS- Sarah, Gambit and Rogue :icon_wink
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Why don't you write a KKW constitution?

PS- Sarah, Gambit and Rogue :icon_wink
Sarah and Dycey, sitting in a tree

Arrr...true love. Seriously though...Dyce my man...you have superb taste there.

Anyway...KKW constitution? What'd that go like? "Do what the fuck I say"? Sounds about right C'mon...we all know this is Baz, Liam and Andy's dictatorship...we're just peons but love it nonetheless.
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Old 22-10-2004, 01:01 AM   #14
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Go outside half naked in the snow...

and meditate. Think about creating the perfect flame. Picture a small flame burning in your heart, then slowly move to your whole body being on fire. See how long you can last in the snow, without freezing your ass off.

It helps to take deep breaths.
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Go outside half naked in the snow...

and meditate. Think about creating the perfect flame. Picture a small flame burning in your heart, then slowly move to your whole body being on fire. See how long you can last in the snow, without freezing your ass off.

It helps to take deep breaths.
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Old 22-10-2004, 01:22 AM   Officer #16
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Go outside half naked in the snow...

and meditate. Think about creating the perfect flame. Picture a small flame burning in your heart, then slowly move to your whole body being on fire. See how long you can last in the snow, without freezing your ass off.

It helps to take deep breaths.
Uh...right. Well atleast my idea has potential.

Poggs, gather a bunch of KKWers, create a tournament bracket, and make them duke it out in a Wavefront Tourney (subject topic at your discretion).
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Old 22-10-2004, 03:42 AM   #17
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We have two terms to describe mechanical propeties: strength and toughness.

Strength is how much stress you can take in a push, pull, or bending motion. Lifting weights is a good way to build strength.

Toughness is energy absorption. Just because you're strong, it doesn't mean you're tough. Think Arnold Schwarzenegger (young) vs Bruce Lee. One way to build toughness is punching a concrete block. You can force your body to adapt and build tougher skin cells. Another way to build toughness is long exposure to the cold. The ancient Spartans and the Japanese used this technique to build overall toughness and body resistance. Flexibility also builds toughness.

Sitting out there in the cold will train your mind. That way, you can increase or decrease the temperature of your body at will, of course, that takes many years. It will also build willpower. There are some Tibetan monks that can dry their clothes in the Himalayan mountains by sheer will power. Crazy isn't it?
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Old 22-10-2004, 04:38 AM   Senior Registered Member #18
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you are insane, and require help.
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Old 22-10-2004, 06:09 AM   Officer #19
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Dude, buy some pot, smoke up a bowl, and chill out with all 25 monitors providing a superior-quality-resolution visualization. (Because, seriously, that's what I would do every now and then.)
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Old 22-10-2004, 06:35 AM   #20
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or smoke 2 bowls?

another thing could be eat some shrooms and put turn on the screen savers or use winamp or what ever media player and put on the visuals while listening to pink floyd :icon_eek:

or a legal way...find out what your 25 favorite porn sites are?
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