Now With Anti-Boredom Fit

apoggy · 21-10-2004, 02:17 PM

So I find myself sat in a computer cluster, bored out of my skull. The hum of 25+ computers drowning out all the wonderful conversation on IRC. (Get on there you bastards).

Now, I ask, what shall I do in my hour, hypothetically of course as it will be over before any of you read/reply to it? Best suggestion wins an unnamed prize, my decision is final.

Note: no fit girls are about, so Liam, other ideas please.

hasselbrad · 21-10-2004, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by apoggy

Note: no fit girls are about, so Liam, other ideas please.

Well then in that case...go with "masturbate". Surely you can find some fit girls on the web. The hum of said computers should drown out your "intimate noises".

Narg · 21-10-2004, 03:00 PM

Shit your pants, and see how long it takes for people to notice.

Hazzle · 21-10-2004, 03:23 PM

Write love poetry to The Haz. You know you want to.

AureaMediocritas · 21-10-2004, 05:33 PM

Reflect upon the origin of your boredom...

Sarah · 21-10-2004, 06:20 PM

Cut your toe nails. Its worthwhile.

apoggy · 21-10-2004, 06:40 PM

They are getting long actually, but i dont carry clippers around with me, and they are too tough to bite.

I have to say, you all disappoint me

barrington · 21-10-2004, 07:59 PM

With ninja timing you could start all the PCs at just the right time so that the BIOS beep plays the tune of SATURDAY NIGHT by Whigfield. This, we feel, would be a worthwhile use of university resources.

Spire · 21-10-2004, 08:23 PM

Kill someone with your mind.

or

Dress up as a woman of affluence, go down to a restraunt and pick up a rich, young proffesional, and then convert your story into a hit, Broadway musical.

Hazzle · 21-10-2004, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Spire

Dress up as a woman of affluence, go down to a restraunt and pick up a rich, young proffesional, and then convert your story into a hit, Broadway musical.

He's done that. He did that last weekend

Have to say Baz's suggestion made me laugh...

frodo1511 · 21-10-2004, 11:03 PM

Put a virus on all the computers, or if it has a ZIP drive, keep pressing the eject button. The wizzing of the moters is sure to drive people insane after 20 seconds...

Dyce_Blue · 22-10-2004, 12:50 AM

Why don't you write a KKW constitution?

PS- Sarah, Gambit and Rogue :icon_wink

Hazzle · 22-10-2004, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Dyce_Blue

Why don't you write a KKW constitution?

PS- Sarah, Gambit and Rogue :icon_wink

Sarah and Dycey, sitting in a tree

Arrr...true love. Seriously though...Dyce my man...you have superb taste there.

Anyway...KKW constitution? What'd that go like? "Do what the fuck I say"? Sounds about right

C'mon...we all know this is Baz, Liam and Andy's dictatorship...we're just peons but love it nonetheless.

NearokA · 22-10-2004, 01:01 AM

Go outside half naked in the snow...

and meditate. Think about creating the perfect flame. Picture a small flame burning in your heart, then slowly move to your whole body being on fire. See how long you can last in the snow, without freezing your ass off.

It helps to take deep breaths.

Hazzle · 22-10-2004, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NearokA

Go outside half naked in the snow...

and meditate. Think about creating the perfect flame. Picture a small flame burning in your heart, then slowly move to your whole body being on fire. See how long you can last in the snow, without freezing your ass off.

It helps to take deep breaths.

You're a strange little man. Then again. So am I.

Renegade · 22-10-2004, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NearokA

Go outside half naked in the snow...

and meditate. Think about creating the perfect flame. Picture a small flame burning in your heart, then slowly move to your whole body being on fire. See how long you can last in the snow, without freezing your ass off.

It helps to take deep breaths.

Uh...right. Well atleast my idea has potential.

Poggs, gather a bunch of KKWers, create a tournament bracket, and make them duke it out in a Wavefront Tourney (subject topic at your discretion).

NearokA · 22-10-2004, 03:42 AM

We have two terms to describe mechanical propeties: strength and toughness.

Strength is how much stress you can take in a push, pull, or bending motion. Lifting weights is a good way to build strength.

Toughness is energy absorption. Just because you're strong, it doesn't mean you're tough. Think Arnold Schwarzenegger (young) vs Bruce Lee. One way to build toughness is punching a concrete block. You can force your body to adapt and build tougher skin cells. Another way to build toughness is long exposure to the cold. The ancient Spartans and the Japanese used this technique to build overall toughness and body resistance. Flexibility also builds toughness.

Sitting out there in the cold will train your mind. That way, you can increase or decrease the temperature of your body at will, of course, that takes many years. It will also build willpower. There are some Tibetan monks that can dry their clothes in the Himalayan mountains by sheer will power. Crazy isn't it?

Narg · 22-10-2004, 04:38 AM

you are insane, and require help.

DragonRat · 22-10-2004, 06:09 AM

Dude, buy some pot, smoke up a bowl, and chill out with all 25 monitors providing a superior-quality-resolution visualization. (Because, seriously, that's what I would do every now and then.)

Bait · 22-10-2004, 06:35 AM

or smoke 2 bowls?

another thing could be eat some shrooms and put turn on the screen savers or use winamp or what ever media player and put on the visuals while listening to pink floyd :icon_eek:

or a legal way...find out what your 25 favorite porn sites are?

21-10-2004, 02:17 PM	#1
apoggy Mmm Marmite Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Manchester, England Posts: 1,274	Now With Anti-Boredom Fit So I find myself sat in a computer cluster, bored out of my skull. The hum of 25+ computers drowning out all the wonderful conversation on IRC. (Get on there you bastards). Now, I ask, what shall I do in my hour, hypothetically of course as it will be over before any of you read/reply to it? Best suggestion wins an unnamed prize, my decision is final. Note: no fit girls are about, so Liam, other ideas please.

21-10-2004, 03:00 PM	#3
Narg Westie Yobbo Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 970	Shit your pants, and see how long it takes for people to notice. __________________

21-10-2004, 05:33 PM	#5
AureaMediocritas Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Paris 15 (yeehaa) Posts: 319	Reflect upon the origin of your boredom... __________________ "I can't tell you how happy I was when that bullet finally went through that bloke's head." Sir Ian Kershaw on finishing Hitler : Nemesis 1936-1945

21-10-2004, 08:23 PM	#9
Spire InSpire Me Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Hooray! Posts: 716	Kill someone with your mind. or Dress up as a woman of affluence, go down to a restraunt and pick up a rich, young proffesional, and then convert your story into a hit, Broadway musical. __________________ 彼はグレービーを愛した。

21-10-2004, 11:03 PM	#11
frodo1511 Pin Dick Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 2,400	Put a virus on all the computers, or if it has a ZIP drive, keep pressing the eject button. The wizzing of the moters is sure to drive people insane after 20 seconds... __________________ Believe...

21-10-2004, 03:23 PM	#4
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	Write love poetry to The Haz. You know you want to.

21-10-2004, 06:20 PM	#6
Sarah Nice Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Grimsby, Lincolnshire, England Posts: 1,020	Cut your toe nails. Its worthwhile.

21-10-2004, 06:40 PM	#7
apoggy Mmm Marmite Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Manchester, England Posts: 1,274	They are getting long actually, but i dont carry clippers around with me, and they are too tough to bite. I have to say, you all disappoint me

21-10-2004, 07:59 PM	#8
barrington Kite-Eating Tree Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Copenhagen Posts: 1,121	With ninja timing you could start all the PCs at just the right time so that the BIOS beep plays the tune of SATURDAY NIGHT by Whigfield. This, we feel, would be a worthwhile use of university resources.

22-10-2004, 12:50 AM	#12
Dyce_Blue Yellow at Heart Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Houston Posts: 537	how about... Why don't you write a KKW constitution? PS- Sarah, Gambit and Rogue :icon_wink __________________ It's been awhile...

22-10-2004, 01:01 AM	#14
NearokA Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: seattle, washington Posts: 256	Go outside half naked in the snow... and meditate. Think about creating the perfect flame. Picture a small flame burning in your heart, then slowly move to your whole body being on fire. See how long you can last in the snow, without freezing your ass off. It helps to take deep breaths. __________________ I against I, flesh of my flesh, and mind of my mind, two of a kind but one won't survive, my images reflect in the enemies eye, and his images reflect in mine the same time, --Mos Def

22-10-2004, 03:42 AM	#17
NearokA Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: seattle, washington Posts: 256	We have two terms to describe mechanical propeties: strength and toughness. Strength is how much stress you can take in a push, pull, or bending motion. Lifting weights is a good way to build strength. Toughness is energy absorption. Just because you're strong, it doesn't mean you're tough. Think Arnold Schwarzenegger (young) vs Bruce Lee. One way to build toughness is punching a concrete block. You can force your body to adapt and build tougher skin cells. Another way to build toughness is long exposure to the cold. The ancient Spartans and the Japanese used this technique to build overall toughness and body resistance. Flexibility also builds toughness. Sitting out there in the cold will train your mind. That way, you can increase or decrease the temperature of your body at will, of course, that takes many years. It will also build willpower. There are some Tibetan monks that can dry their clothes in the Himalayan mountains by sheer will power. Crazy isn't it? __________________ I against I, flesh of my flesh, and mind of my mind, two of a kind but one won't survive, my images reflect in the enemies eye, and his images reflect in mine the same time, --Mos Def

22-10-2004, 04:38 AM	#18
Narg Westie Yobbo Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 970	you are insane, and require help. __________________

22-10-2004, 06:09 AM	#19
DragonRat Officer Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: California Posts: 507	Dude, buy some pot, smoke up a bowl, and chill out with all 25 monitors providing a superior-quality-resolution visualization. (Because, seriously, that's what I would do every now and then.) __________________ "I like refried beans. That's why I want to try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good, and we're just wasting time." - Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005) "Football is about if you want to run and fight for each other, if you really want to play that killer ball." - Robin van Persie, Arsenal FC

22-10-2004, 06:35 AM	#20
Bait Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: CA/NYC Posts: 277	or smoke 2 bowls? another thing could be eat some shrooms and put turn on the screen savers or use winamp or what ever media player and put on the visuals while listening to pink floyd :icon_eek: or a legal way...find out what your 25 favorite porn sites are?

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