Twisted Wish - Page 5

michael22 · 23-07-2010, 05:39 AM

Granted you go to see it but the projectionist cuts the film wrong and you only se half of the picture as well as a wee bit of crew. The sound is sometimes played backwards or skips ahead and you are forced to sit through the preshow twenty times before the show.

I wish I had better stuff to do than watch the wire and aqua teen hunger force.

eelliiinn · 22-08-2010, 10:46 PM

Granted, you have better stuff to do, unfortunately you're too lazy to be arsed doing them.

I wish I had a better timetable this year than the shitty one I got!

Surprize · 24-08-2010, 01:02 PM

Granted. You have a better timetable but due to this change you won't have any holidays. Instead, you'll be sweeping in the streets and helping seniors in crossing roads.

I wish I wouldn't have to study another year in this f***ing university.

eelliiinn · 24-08-2010, 07:27 PM

Granted, you don't have to study another day, but that also means you won't graduate and you'll never ever get a job.

I wish it could be summer again. Now.

Hazzle · 25-08-2010, 01:10 PM

It's summer again. Unfortunately due to global warming it's about 100 times hotter than the hottest summer on record and you, along with every other living creature on the planet, is roasted to death.

I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day.

eelliiinn · 25-08-2010, 10:40 PM

Granted, there are now 240 hours in one day, but you can still have only 3 meals and 8 hours of sleep per day.

I wish I was better at biology.

Hazzle · 05-10-2010, 09:34 PM

Granted. You're better at biology. Unfortunately, you now suck at every other subject, and can't even tie your own shoelaces. You're a menace to yourself and others, and it'd be a miracle if you weren't dead by the end of the week.

I wish my neighbours would just fuck off.

eelliiinn · 11-10-2010, 09:44 PM

Granted, they fuck off, you never see them again, or any other human being (or even animal). Everybody's gone, and you are totally alone.

I wish it wasn't so fucking cold outside.

angelababy · 08-11-2010, 01:53 AM

I wish for my Masters degree to be done already.

Hazzle · 07-04-2011, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eelliiinn

Granted, they fuck off, you never see them again, or any other human being (or even animal). Everybody's gone, and you are totally alone.

I wish it wasn't so fucking cold outside.

Granted. It's not. It's boiling hot. Because you're now in Hell. You're welcome.

I wish I wasn't 30 (scary, huh?)...

eelliiinn · 10-04-2011, 02:05 PM

oh I'm in hell? so we meet at last then

Anyway, Granted, you are now 40, enjoy.

I wish I had some motivation to do my coursework.

Foeni · 10-04-2011, 03:17 PM

Granted, but that's now the only thing you're motivated to do - you'll never be done studying.

I wish I had more money.

Surprize · 11-04-2011, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eelliiinn

I wish I had some motivation to do my coursework.

ditto!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foeni

I wish I had more money.

Granted. You are a billionnaire now, but your relatives make plans (and implement them) to kill you in order to lay their hands on your fortune.

I wish I played a musical instrument. (Not really, but that's the only sane thought that comes to my mind)

Hazzle · 16-04-2011, 10:50 AM

Granted. You now play the bagpipes. Your neighbours all hate you. Your friends no longer want to hang out with you. Your family disowns you. It's just you and your bagpipes now. Have a nice life!

I wish I could watch TV in my bedroom on a Saturday morning without glare on the screen.

23-07-2010, 05:39 AM	#81
michael22 eternally screwed Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 843	Granted you go to see it but the projectionist cuts the film wrong and you only se half of the picture as well as a wee bit of crew. The sound is sometimes played backwards or skips ahead and you are forced to sit through the preshow twenty times before the show. I wish I had better stuff to do than watch the wire and aqua teen hunger force. __________________ 88 member of the KK posse, A high powered mutant of some kind to weird to live, to rare to die.-Hunter. S. Thompson The concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us -lurgh

22-08-2010, 10:46 PM	#82
eelliiinn Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 298	Granted, you have better stuff to do, unfortunately you're too lazy to be arsed doing them. I wish I had a better timetable this year than the shitty one I got! __________________ Don't fear death, fear the unlived life.

24-08-2010, 07:27 PM	#84
eelliiinn Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 298	Granted, you don't have to study another day, but that also means you won't graduate and you'll never ever get a job. I wish it could be summer again. Now. __________________ Don't fear death, fear the unlived life.

25-08-2010, 10:40 PM	#86
eelliiinn Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 298	Granted, there are now 240 hours in one day, but you can still have only 3 meals and 8 hours of sleep per day. I wish I was better at biology. __________________ Don't fear death, fear the unlived life.

11-10-2010, 09:44 PM	#88
eelliiinn Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 298	Granted, they fuck off, you never see them again, or any other human being (or even animal). Everybody's gone, and you are totally alone. I wish it wasn't so fucking cold outside. __________________ Don't fear death, fear the unlived life.

24-08-2010, 01:02 PM	#83
Surprize Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: in your dreams Posts: 519	Granted. You have a better timetable but due to this change you won't have any holidays. Instead, you'll be sweeping in the streets and helping seniors in crossing roads. I wish I wouldn't have to study another year in this f***ing university.

25-08-2010, 01:10 PM	#85
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	It's summer again. Unfortunately due to global warming it's about 100 times hotter than the hottest summer on record and you, along with every other living creature on the planet, is roasted to death. I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day.

05-10-2010, 09:34 PM	#87
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	Granted. You're better at biology. Unfortunately, you now suck at every other subject, and can't even tie your own shoelaces. You're a menace to yourself and others, and it'd be a miracle if you weren't dead by the end of the week. I wish my neighbours would just fuck off.

08-11-2010, 01:53 AM	#89
angelababy Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 26	I wish for my Masters degree to be done already.

10-04-2011, 02:05 PM	#91
eelliiinn Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 298	oh I'm in hell? so we meet at last then Anyway, Granted, you are now 40, enjoy. I wish I had some motivation to do my coursework. __________________ Don't fear death, fear the unlived life.

10-04-2011, 03:17 PM	#92
Foeni Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 1,897	Granted, but that's now the only thing you're motivated to do - you'll never be done studying. I wish I had more money. __________________ Danish Liberal Youth.

16-04-2011, 10:50 AM	#94
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	Granted. You now play the bagpipes. Your neighbours all hate you. Your friends no longer want to hang out with you. Your family disowns you. It's just you and your bagpipes now. Have a nice life! I wish I could watch TV in my bedroom on a Saturday morning without glare on the screen.

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