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Old 23-07-2010, 05:39 AM   Senior Registered Member #81
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Granted you go to see it but the projectionist cuts the film wrong and you only se half of the picture as well as a wee bit of crew. The sound is sometimes played backwards or skips ahead and you are forced to sit through the preshow twenty times before the show.

I wish I had better stuff to do than watch the wire and aqua teen hunger force.
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Old 22-08-2010, 10:46 PM   #82
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Granted, you have better stuff to do, unfortunately you're too lazy to be arsed doing them.

I wish I had a better timetable this year than the shitty one I got!
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Old 24-08-2010, 01:02 PM   #83
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Granted. You have a better timetable but due to this change you won't have any holidays. Instead, you'll be sweeping in the streets and helping seniors in crossing roads.

I wish I wouldn't have to study another year in this f***ing university.
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Old 24-08-2010, 07:27 PM   #84
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Granted, you don't have to study another day, but that also means you won't graduate and you'll never ever get a job.

I wish it could be summer again. Now.
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Old 25-08-2010, 01:10 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #85
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It's summer again. Unfortunately due to global warming it's about 100 times hotter than the hottest summer on record and you, along with every other living creature on the planet, is roasted to death.

I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day.
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Old 25-08-2010, 10:40 PM   #86
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Granted, there are now 240 hours in one day, but you can still have only 3 meals and 8 hours of sleep per day.

I wish I was better at biology.
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Old 05-10-2010, 09:34 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #87
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Granted. You're better at biology. Unfortunately, you now suck at every other subject, and can't even tie your own shoelaces. You're a menace to yourself and others, and it'd be a miracle if you weren't dead by the end of the week.

I wish my neighbours would just fuck off.
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Old 11-10-2010, 09:44 PM   #88
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Granted, they fuck off, you never see them again, or any other human being (or even animal). Everybody's gone, and you are totally alone.

I wish it wasn't so fucking cold outside.
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I wish for my Masters degree to be done already.
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Old 07-04-2011, 11:24 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #90
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Granted, they fuck off, you never see them again, or any other human being (or even animal). Everybody's gone, and you are totally alone.

I wish it wasn't so fucking cold outside.
Granted. It's not. It's boiling hot. Because you're now in Hell. You're welcome.

I wish I wasn't 30 (scary, huh?)...
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:05 PM   #91
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oh I'm in hell? so we meet at last then

Anyway, Granted, you are now 40, enjoy.

I wish I had some motivation to do my coursework.
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Granted, but that's now the only thing you're motivated to do - you'll never be done studying.

I wish I had more money.
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Old 11-04-2011, 12:45 PM   #93
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I wish I had some motivation to do my coursework.
ditto!

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I wish I had more money.
Granted. You are a billionnaire now, but your relatives make plans (and implement them) to kill you in order to lay their hands on your fortune.

I wish I played a musical instrument. (Not really, but that's the only sane thought that comes to my mind)
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Granted. You now play the bagpipes. Your neighbours all hate you. Your friends no longer want to hang out with you. Your family disowns you. It's just you and your bagpipes now. Have a nice life!

I wish I could watch TV in my bedroom on a Saturday morning without glare on the screen.
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