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Old 03-04-2010, 08:39 PM   Senior Registered Member #21
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Granted. You're pregnant! No more periods for nine months. And you give birth to quintuplets. All boys, mysteriously identical to Haz.

I wish my cold where dead and gone. And the day warmer.
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Old 04-04-2010, 08:28 AM   Senior Registered Member #22
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Granted a nuclear explosion burns all the germs off of your lungs and makes the day slightly warmer.....

I wish that flights to copenhagen were cheaper or I had the cash to pay the going rate.
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Old 04-04-2010, 10:10 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #23
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All boys, mysteriously identical to Haz.
In other words, gorgeous? And just what are you trying to imply, missy?!

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I wish that flights to copenhagen were cheaper or I had the cash to pay the going rate.
Granted. A new budget airline opens up offering flights to Copenhagen for just a dollar. Unfortunately their planes are crap (what do you expect for a dollar?) and yours crashes straight into the Copenhagen Stock Exchange. Worse yet, when the authorities inspect the wreckage, they suspect terrorism, and thanks to some "research" they find on your computer, you're their prime suspect. As you're dead, and unable to defend yourself, the mud sticks, and you're forever labelled a Jihadist terrorist.

I wish more people were coming to the BBQ.
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Old 06-04-2010, 07:45 PM   #24
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Granted, more people come, but they are not from around here. They are crazy bombers and they kill us all.

I wish I could leave Sweden now.
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Old 06-04-2010, 08:06 PM   First Class Member Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #25
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Granted. You've now left Sweden and gone to Greenland, and you can never go back.

I wish I had a good wish.
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Old 06-04-2010, 08:27 PM   Senior Registered Member #26
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Granted you come up with the best wish ever but you do not recieve it this makes you incredibly depressed that you wish will never come true. You end up going to playgrounds and crushing the dreams of little kids. This results in your arrest and execution because you are mistaken for a child molestor and a monster.

I wish I had the ability to generate well written essays instantaneously at a given time.
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Old 06-04-2010, 09:37 PM   #27
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Granted, your essays rock, you are known world wide as the smartest kid alive. Sucks for you that aliens invading the planet heard of it too, and they decide to kidnap you, cut your brain out and use it for evil experiments. So yeah, you die and thanks to you and your essays, so does the rest of humanity!

I wish I had more time and money over.
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Old 12-04-2010, 06:15 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #28
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I'm going to assume that you meant you wished you had more time and money (otherwise I can't make head or tail of that sentence).

Granted. You have both time and money. Unfortunately this is because you're now trapped in a parallel universe where you're the only person on Earth. You have access to everyone's bank accounts, but eventually you run out of things to spend the money on, begin to miss the company of others, and purchase a gun with which to blow your pretty little head off.

I wish there was more decent TV to watch.
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Old 13-04-2010, 02:04 AM   Senior Registered Member #29
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Granted, the t.v. show is incredible, well written and has a very intrigueing storyline. The bad news it is on fox and is cancelled just when you get into it. It is then replaced by a new seth mcfarlane show and biased news broadcasts. When you stop watching they immedietely send a hitman to tortue you until they are the only things you love in life. Also steak but thats only because it is too good to brainwash you to hate.

I wish I had more of a sense of purpose in my life.
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Old 13-04-2010, 04:30 AM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #30
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Granted... your purpose in life is to mop the spunk off the floor in a Times Square peepshow.

I wish I had more time for writing.
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It is then replaced by a new seth mcfarlane show and biased news broadcasts.
Isn't it ironic that Fox show right-wing news broadcasts but also show Seth McFarlane shows, a man who is a registered Democrat and donated loads of money to Democratic candidates (including Obama)?

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I wish I had more time for writing.
Granted. You have plenty of time to write. However an act of Congress requires that all writers write at least 50% of their yearly output for the newly legalised child pornography magazines aimed at the well-to-do paedophiles (and naturally the Catholic church). Those who don't are forced to watch sex acts with kids.

I wish Fabregas was fit to play the rest of the season.
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Old 13-04-2010, 06:04 PM   #32
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Granted, he's fit for it, but decides to go off to Bahamas for a 5 year vacation instead of playing

I wish I did not have evening classes.
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Old 16-04-2010, 03:38 AM   Senior Registered Member #33
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Granted, your classes occur start 3:30am. You eventually become nocturnal and evolve to suit it your eyes become huge and you develope a really pale complexion. Your terrible condition causes you to become a pariah for society. You eventually end up in the bottom of a cooled lavatube living like Gollum and all the education you received is meaningless until the next kkwbbq down there where you astound us with your riddling abilities before eating Hazzle.

I wish that once I cook a really good meal I could will it into existence without having to actually cook it again or buy the ingredients. mmm scallop,bacon and roasted red pepper pasta.
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Old 16-04-2010, 09:22 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #34
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Granted... but your meal causes uncontrollable, explosive diarrhea.

I wish I would sell a house.
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Old 16-04-2010, 10:32 PM   #35
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Granted, the house you sell is your own, and you sell it for just a fraction of its actual value. The money you get for it is not enough to get a new place, so you end up homeless in the streets, and you have to sell your body to old men tp pay for food and booze.

I wish I was allowed more control of my own life.
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Old 16-04-2010, 11:51 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #36
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Granted... you take control over your life, but find that the wheel isn't attached to the rudder.

I wish I was back on our cruise.
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Old 17-04-2010, 05:58 AM   #37
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Granted. Your ship meets the destiny of 'Titanic'. You survive, of course, but have to spend the rest of your life on an isolated island.

I wish I wrote my project on time.
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You've written your project in time... but you did it in Sanskrit. Your teacher can't read Sanskrit. Silly!

I wish I could stop sneezing.
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Granted. You stop sneezing. But only because you've stopped breathing and dead people don't sneeze. As per South Park, though, your corpse does emit one last, rather nasty, shart.

I wish insurance brokers weren't such utter tits.
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Granted, they're dicks instead.

I wish my parents would stop making me see this stupid doctor who is just full of shit!
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