|01-08-2004, 05:45 AM||#21|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Hometown is Houston, going to school in San Antonio
Haha...ok, here's mine...
One day while driving, a young wife turned to her husband and asked "Honey, if I died, would you start dating again?" He thought about for a minute and said "Well, perhaps, but it would take me a long time."
She paused and asked him "Would you marry again?" To which he said "If she was the right person and it was the right time."
She was getting worried now. "Would you let her sleep in our house, like, in our bed?" He again gave an uncertain answer, but implied yes.
Finally she asked "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" He shook his head assertively and said "Oh no, she's left handed."
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