Allah Gets Bitch-Slapped - Page 2

Jacoby · 01-10-2007, 06:42 PM

I like how this Heather girl thinks she can get a job with a magazine company in NY right out of high school.

"What's that? You have no experience in the field and you just graduated high school? Get that sweet ass over here right now!"

Porcelain_Doll · 02-10-2007, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Hazzle

And yes Mandy, I actually do like Banana Breakfast. Which is surprising as I don't like anyone.

I've a hard time liking people too. Shame Allah picked such a tempting name for Sculpters/Voodooers....'cause he hates me, don't you?

you don't like teenage Jews who argue back.

Hazzle · 02-10-2007, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Jacoby

I like how this Heather girl thinks she can get a job with a magazine company in NY right out of high school.

Funnily enough she might. I know someone who got a job at a modelling agency (not as a model) with only a year of college in which I don't she even did that well. The job was initially a summer internship-type deal but she impressed enough to get offered the gig permanently and has no plans to go back to college. Who you know matters more than what you know.

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Originally Posted by Porcelain_Doll

I've a hard time liking people too. Shame Allah picked such a tempting name for Sculpters/Voodooers....'cause he hates me, don't you?

you don't like teenage Jews who argue back.

If I didn't like teenage Jews who argue back I wouldn't like you

. And no, I don't hate you. Yet.

Porcelain_Doll · 02-10-2007, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Hazzle

If I didn't like teenage Jews who argue back I wouldn't like you

. And no, I don't hate you. Yet.

gee, thanks...

I wasn't kidding, Allah doesn't seem to like me, though I haven't lost much sleep over it...if I did so for every person who didn't like me I'd be a chronic insomniac.
Apparently he considers my religion pure bigotry and I'm really silly for not listening to him, 'cause people like him are usually, quote: "quite sharp".
Yeah, we didn't get off on the right foot, but he's fun to read.

Banana Breakfast · 02-10-2007, 10:46 PM

Hi, Betty. We may not get along, but (a) I don't think your religion is bigotry, I just think it's a waste of time, like all religions. If I'm wrong, I'll see you all in hell. And (b) I think you're really cute, if that helps.

Oh, and for the record, I don't think I ever came out and told you I thought your religion was stupid. It's just not my style to do that, unprovoked.

Mandy · 03-10-2007, 02:42 AM

PD, it's honestly not possible for anyone not to like you.

Banana Breakfast · 03-10-2007, 02:58 AM

No, I think I even used the words "I don't like you."

Given: limited exposure.

Mandy · 03-10-2007, 03:01 AM

Oh.

Banana Breakfast · 03-10-2007, 03:11 AM

I certainly have no illwill. I don't even remember for sure what we were fighting about. I think it was whether or not I was Jewish.

Digital_Ice · 03-10-2007, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Banana Breakfast

If I'm wrong, I'll see you all in hell.

just to be a pedant... i'd like to point out, if you are infact wrong, and hers is the one true religion... surely she'd go to heaven?

Banana Breakfast · 03-10-2007, 06:33 AM

Even if there is a God, there are still like 10,000 religions. So there only like a 1:10,000 shot, assuming there's a God, that religious people aren't just pissing him off more than I am.

Plus, seemingly, in most religions, belief isn't enough. Most people are still going to hell. I'll save you a seat at the cool kids' table, though.

Hazzle · 03-10-2007, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Banana Breakfast

Even if there is a God, there are still like 10,000 religions. So there only like a 1:10,000 shot, assuming there's a God, that religious people aren't just pissing him off more than I am.

Plus, seemingly, in most religions, belief isn't enough. Most people are still going to hell. I'll save you a seat at the cool kids' table, though.

It's like someone took the thoughts right out of my head and put them onto a post but put BB's name on them. BB's gone from being liked to being loved...next thing you know I'll be giving him the sort of bum-loving that's so far been reserved for Ice. You may want to invest in some good vaseline.

PD: Just to be a pedant (heh, when aren't I?) it's chronic insomniac but I agree with you, I don't give a rat's who doesn't like me because the list's just too long. Sometimes I swear the only people who DO like me are those related to me and they really have no choice in the matter. I'm amazed there is someone in the world who doesn't like you, though, because like Mandy I swore that was impossible. But it seems we were wrong. Hey, at least he said you were cute

. That's never a bad thing.

I propose that dislikes/rivalries etc formed on NP.com be buried on KKW. It's a new beginning, treat it as such, who knows, the two of you may even get along in a new environment. Or not.

Mandy · 03-10-2007, 01:54 PM

Jesus, Haz. Why don't you give him a gaping hole already? (Assuming he doesn't already have one.)

hasselbrad · 03-10-2007, 02:04 PM

I know...instead of KKW it could be BBW. Oh, wait...eww.

Hazzle · 03-10-2007, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Mandy

Jesus, Haz. Why don't you give him a gaping hole already? (Assuming he doesn't already have one.)

I think he may be out of my league. I'll eat ice-cream and cry about it instead.

(As it happens I actually did agree with the point about religion, it's one I've made myself before).

Porcelain_Doll · 03-10-2007, 10:02 PM

hm, do I really come off as that nice over the internet? Weird.

If I had logged in earlier I could've answered, but I was busy doing important things I can't remember. First of all, Judaism doesn't believe in Hell. But I'm not sure where I stand on all the "Is there a God?" shit so let's just say I'll wander in limbo. If there is a Hell I'll probably go there too so we'll continue this argument in the sauna, agreed?

Oh, whatever, everyone's going to Hell according to most religions, so who gives a shit. I'll be like you, Haz, and convert to Jedi. At least Ewan McGregor's there.

Hazzle · 04-10-2007, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Porcelain_Doll

Oh, whatever, everyone's going to Hell according to most religions, so who gives a shit. I'll be like you, Haz, and convert to Jedi. At least Ewan McGregor's there.

Yeah, we're all going to Hell, at least I get to go to a Hell in a galaxy far far away.

Porcelain_Doll · 04-10-2007, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Hazzle

Yeah, we're all going to Hell, at least I get to go to a Hell in a galaxy far far away.

...with Ewan McGregor. Oh, no, he was a good boy, wasn't he? shoot.
Meh, I'll settle for Hayden Christensen. Annoying as he was in the SW prequels, he wasn't half bad in "Shattered Glass". And I love geeks, so he earned a special place in my geeky heart with those glasses.

Hazzle · 05-10-2007, 12:09 PM

I was thinking more David Prowse and James Earl Jones but I'm sure Hayden will be there too.

hasselbrad · 05-10-2007, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Hazzle

I was thinking more David Prowse and James Earl Jones but I'm sure Hayden will be there too.

God bless you.

01-10-2007, 06:42 PM	#21
Jacoby 'The Flapper' Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 2,647	I like how this Heather girl thinks she can get a job with a magazine company in NY right out of high school. "What's that? You have no experience in the field and you just graduated high school? Get that sweet ass over here right now!" __________________ I'm only here to remind Brad to take his protein pills daily.

02-10-2007, 10:46 PM	#25
Banana Breakfast Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: NYC/ATL Posts: 41	Hi, Betty. We may not get along, but (a) I don't think your religion is bigotry, I just think it's a waste of time, like all religions. If I'm wrong, I'll see you all in hell. And (b) I think you're really cute, if that helps. Oh, and for the record, I don't think I ever came out and told you I thought your religion was stupid. It's just not my style to do that, unprovoked. Last edited by Digital_Ice; 03-10-2007 at 04:09 AM. Reason: double post

03-10-2007, 02:04 PM	#34
hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	I know...instead of KKW it could be BBW. Oh, wait...eww. __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

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Porcelain_Doll little-miss-smut-for-brains Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: River of Painted Birds Posts: 1,429	hm, do I really come off as that nice over the internet? Weird. If I had logged in earlier I could've answered, but I was busy doing important things I can't remember. First of all, Judaism doesn't believe in Hell. But I'm not sure where I stand on all the "Is there a God?" shit so let's just say I'll wander in limbo. If there is a Hell I'll probably go there too so we'll continue this argument in the sauna, agreed? Oh, whatever, everyone's going to Hell according to most religions, so who gives a shit. I'll be like you, Haz, and convert to Jedi. At least Ewan McGregor's there. __________________ "There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of either merit or sense." Elizabeth Bennet musings and ramblings, aka: my blog

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03-10-2007, 02:42 AM	#26
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	PD, it's honestly not possible for anyone not to like you.

03-10-2007, 02:58 AM	#27
Banana Breakfast Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: NYC/ATL Posts: 41	No, I think I even used the words "I don't like you." Given: limited exposure.

03-10-2007, 03:01 AM	#28
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	Oh.

03-10-2007, 03:11 AM	#29
Banana Breakfast Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: NYC/ATL Posts: 41	I certainly have no illwill. I don't even remember for sure what we were fighting about. I think it was whether or not I was Jewish.

03-10-2007, 06:33 AM	#31
Banana Breakfast Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: NYC/ATL Posts: 41	Even if there is a God, there are still like 10,000 religions. So there only like a 1:10,000 shot, assuming there's a God, that religious people aren't just pissing him off more than I am. Plus, seemingly, in most religions, belief isn't enough. Most people are still going to hell. I'll save you a seat at the cool kids' table, though.

03-10-2007, 01:54 PM	#33
Mandy Honourary Brit Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dorothyville, USA Posts: 3,400	Jesus, Haz. Why don't you give him a gaping hole already? (Assuming he doesn't already have one.)

05-10-2007, 12:09 PM	#39
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	I was thinking more David Prowse and James Earl Jones but I'm sure Hayden will be there too.

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