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22-08-2007, 04:56 AM
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Keira Knightley is gorgeous...
Sometimes I'm not sure if I want to be her or sleep with her.
Any sympathizers? (Please, no posts saying "that would be hot" or anything along those lines.) |
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22-08-2007, 05:42 AM
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How creepy.
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22-08-2007, 09:12 AM
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WOW! That would be HOT!!! Along those lines!
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22-08-2007, 01:02 PM
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If you are her, that means you have to sleep with Rupert Friend, and he seems like he's kind of smelly.
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22-08-2007, 07:42 PM
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I believe that whatever doesn't kill you simply...makes you...stranger. 47th Member of the Keira Knightley Posse |
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22-08-2007, 09:50 PM
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i want to sllep with her
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22-08-2007, 10:17 PM
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Socrates would hate you.
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"There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of either merit or sense." Elizabeth Bennet musings and ramblings, aka: my blog |
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23-08-2007, 02:04 AM
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It is a good thing I think that Miss Knightley doesnt read this stuff.
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23-08-2007, 04:10 AM
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oh, absolutely! i wonder if she has any inkling of how many rabid fanboys/fangirls there are out here... at this point, i'm picturing something similar to that one scene from pirates 2 when the natives are all chasing after Captain Jack...only in my version, it's keira being chased by her insane fans... (aka us) =]
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23-08-2007, 06:44 AM
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There should be a thread about what you would do if you were Keira Knightley for an hour.
I would probably compile some type of contract giving half of my money to my real self, sign it and send it to my real self's address. Inside would also be a good amount of videos of KeiraMe telling how attractive and awesome RealMe is...clothing would probably be off. I'd know it was me who said it, but it'd still be sweet. Man, someone should write a movie about that idea! And call it Being John Malkovich.
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24-08-2007, 03:39 AM
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Jacoby - Sounds good to me! Although, I suppose I shouldn't think about it too hard, since that makes it seem very very wrong in a multi-faceted way.
...my brain hurts...
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24-08-2007, 09:03 AM
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24-08-2007, 05:13 PM
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an hour. pah. not enough time. I'd need a lot long than that to track down all the crazed fanboys and unceremoniously destroy their hopes and dreams. But then I'm cruel like that.
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24-08-2007, 07:58 PM
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an hour?
Long enough to: - buy an iguana and a serpent - buy a dalmatian and a siberian husky - what the heck, buy my own zoo! - raid Chanel. Oh, wait, as the model...she gets stuff for free.
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25-08-2007, 12:37 AM
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how long would a security check take on a wire transfer of all her money?
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25-08-2007, 07:12 PM
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20-12-2007, 06:45 PM
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20-12-2007, 07:48 PM
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08-01-2008, 03:46 AM
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I want to be her,
But if i was a guy................. i'd sleep with her you know, there is a chance that keira is actually reading everything we post on this forum........................... 
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08-01-2008, 12:05 PM
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