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Old 22-08-2007, 04:56 AM   #1
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Keira Knightley is gorgeous...

Sometimes I'm not sure if I want to be her or sleep with her.

Any sympathizers?


(Please, no posts saying "that would be hot" or anything along those lines.)
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Old 22-08-2007, 05:42 AM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #2
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How creepy.
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Old 22-08-2007, 09:12 AM   KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #3
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WOW! That would be HOT!!! Along those lines!
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Old 22-08-2007, 01:02 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #4
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Sometimes I'm not sure if I want to be her or sleep with her.

Any sympathizers?


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You should sleep with her.
If you are her, that means you have to sleep with Rupert Friend, and he seems like he's kind of smelly.
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Old 22-08-2007, 07:42 PM   #5
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Sometimes I'm not sure if I want to be her or sleep with her.

Any sympathizers?


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the latter, trust me. trust..... me... if i were her, i would destroy her figure with my eating habits.
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Old 22-08-2007, 09:50 PM   #6
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i want to sllep with her
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Old 22-08-2007, 10:17 PM   Senior Registered Member #7
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the latter, trust me. trust..... me... if i were her, i would destroy her figure with my eating habits.
here we go again.
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Old 23-08-2007, 02:04 AM   First Class Member #8
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It is a good thing I think that Miss Knightley doesnt read this stuff.
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Old 23-08-2007, 04:10 AM   #9
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It is a good thing I think that Miss Knightley doesnt read this stuff.

oh, absolutely! i wonder if she has any inkling of how many rabid fanboys/fangirls there are out here...

at this point, i'm picturing something similar to that one scene from pirates 2 when the natives are all chasing after Captain Jack...only in my version, it's keira being chased by her insane fans... (aka us) =]
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Old 23-08-2007, 06:44 AM   Senior Registered Member #10
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There should be a thread about what you would do if you were Keira Knightley for an hour.

I would probably compile some type of contract giving half of my money to my real self, sign it and send it to my real self's address. Inside would also be a good amount of videos of KeiraMe telling how attractive and awesome RealMe is...clothing would probably be off. I'd know it was me who said it, but it'd still be sweet.


Man, someone should write a movie about that idea! And call it Being John Malkovich.
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Old 24-08-2007, 03:39 AM   #11
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Jacoby - Sounds good to me! Although, I suppose I shouldn't think about it too hard, since that makes it seem very very wrong in a multi-faceted way.


...my brain hurts...
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There should be a thread about what you would do if you were Keira Knightley for an hour.
Sit in front of a mirror naked for that hour comes to mind
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an hour. pah. not enough time. I'd need a lot long than that to track down all the crazed fanboys and unceremoniously destroy their hopes and dreams. But then I'm cruel like that.
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an hour?

Long enough to:

- buy an iguana and a serpent
- buy a dalmatian and a siberian husky
- what the heck, buy my own zoo!
- raid Chanel. Oh, wait, as the model...she gets stuff for free.
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how long would a security check take on a wire transfer of all her money?
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how long would a security check take on a wire transfer of all her money?
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Old 20-12-2007, 06:45 PM   #17
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Sometimes I'm not sure if I want to be her or sleep with her.
can I do both? I know I'm a girl but I am a very curious girl and completely open to lesbianism.
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Man, someone should write a movie about that idea! And call it Being John Malkovich.
I'm late to this thread, but that just made me laugh out loud.
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Old 08-01-2008, 03:46 AM   #19
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I want to be her,
But if i was a guy.................
i'd sleep with her

you know, there is a chance that
keira is actually reading everything we
post on this forum...........................

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Old 08-01-2008, 12:05 PM   #20
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you know, there is a chance that
keira is actually reading everything we
post on this forum...........................

There is no chance, I think.
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