Keira and Audrey Hepburn

20-07-2007, 03:17 AM

It's well documented that the beloved Audrey Hepburn broke the 'flat chest' barrier, taking on the movie moguls and giving the audiences someone else to behold besides Marilyn Monroe and Elizabeth Taylor. Audrey also had a British passport but not native to the UK. It's unfortunate that Miss Knightley must deal with this rubbish! If the public (men and women) knew the composition (tissues) of a female breast, thereby revealing what's REALLY important, little time would be given to Keira's image vs her personhood. Thanks

Renegade · 20-07-2007, 03:38 AM

Em, wrong forum but well said. Breasts are slabs of fat. And on the right girl, they are in fact very attractive. But Keira can do without. She's beautiful either way =)

Porcelain_Doll · 20-07-2007, 04:10 PM

erm....I just read the words "slabs of fat" and "tissue".

This brings an interesting dilemma:

a) do any of you morons actually know what it's like to have breasts in the first place?
b) didn't it occur to you that breast aren't just there to decorate bodies? There's something called breast-feeding, I'm not sure you're familiar with it...

Talk about boobs when you grow some.

It's really not that big a deal, Keira's chest, truly. Get over it, she clearly has.

hasselbrad · 20-07-2007, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Porcelain_Doll

erm....I just read the words "slabs of fat" and "tissue".

This brings an interesting dilemma:

a) do any of you morons actually know what it's like to have breasts in the first place?
b) didn't it occur to you that breast aren't just there to decorate bodies? There's something called breast-feeding, I'm not sure you're familiar with it...

Talk about boobs when you grow some.

It's really not that big a deal, Keira's chest, truly. Get over it, she clearly has.

a) sadly...yes. My pecs have gone. Luckily though;
I. My belly camouflages them.
II. Marcia likes them
b) I am. Wonderful way to feed a baby. Breast fed baby poop is not toxic.

20-07-2007, 03:17 AM	#1
tommyp1 Guest Posts: n/a	Keira and Audrey Hepburn It's well documented that the beloved Audrey Hepburn broke the 'flat chest' barrier, taking on the movie moguls and giving the audiences someone else to behold besides Marilyn Monroe and Elizabeth Taylor. Audrey also had a British passport but not native to the UK. It's unfortunate that Miss Knightley must deal with this rubbish! If the public (men and women) knew the composition (tissues) of a female breast, thereby revealing what's REALLY important, little time would be given to Keira's image vs her personhood. Thanks

20-07-2007, 04:10 PM	#3
Porcelain_Doll little-miss-smut-for-brains Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: River of Painted Birds Posts: 1,429	erm....I just read the words "slabs of fat" and "tissue". This brings an interesting dilemma: a) do any of you morons actually know what it's like to have breasts in the first place? b) didn't it occur to you that breast aren't just there to decorate bodies? There's something called breast-feeding, I'm not sure you're familiar with it... Talk about boobs when you grow some. It's really not that big a deal, Keira's chest, truly. Get over it, she clearly has. __________________ "There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of either merit or sense." Elizabeth Bennet musings and ramblings, aka: my blog

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20-07-2007, 03:38 AM	#2
Renegade Stock Boy Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 794	Em, wrong forum but well said. Breasts are slabs of fat. And on the right girl, they are in fact very attractive. But Keira can do without. She's beautiful either way =)

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