Lindsey Lohan...is what?

[hasselbrad]

#1 on Maxim's Hot 100.
I demand a recount.

To prove the readers and the editorial staff are off their collective rockers, this was what was written about her.

Tabloid bloodsuckers have been feasting on this Long Island native for three years running, but that’s only because this unbelievably beautiful, untamable Golden Age throwback with a nonstop social calendar and acclaimed acting chops is Ann-Margret, Meryl Streep, and Sophia Loren rolled into one. Moving well beyond kid fodder like Herbie Fully Loaded, she next stars in the highly anticipated film about the murder of John Lennon, Chapter 27. She’s following that up with the freaky thriller I Know Who Killed Me. But if you happen to see Lindsay’s smoky eyes from across some bar in West Hollywood, don’t bother sending over a drink—she’s accomplished all this before her 21st birthday. Wink.

Wow.

Anyway, for those of us with more refined, less coke whore, taste in women, Miss Knightley was #20, Sienna Miller was #11 (I trust I'm not the only one anticipating that scene) and Scarlett Johansson was #3.