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Old 26-03-2007, 02:25 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #1
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What the...

...fuck?!?!
We have a happiness thread.
We have an un-happiness thread.
I got to thinking that it's high time we have a "What the fuck?!?!" thread.
A thread dedicated to things in your life that make you scratch your head and say "what the fuck?!?!"

I'll start...there's this woman at work, who we'll call Linda.
She is going to school part time to study computers, specifically database management. One would think that when her printer didn't print an invoice as it should, that she'd be 'leet' enough to go in and figure out the problem.
She's not. Instead, me, who knows fuck-all about computers, has to go out and fix the problem. Since we play musical printers around here, it was just printing to the wrong port. And this isn't some isolated incident. We go through this type of thing on a regular basis. Every time her printer gets a little of the rails, she acts like it's the end of the world and starts talking about the HP printers where she used to work not giving her any problems. And then I go to her desk, point and click a few times, and like some sort of ancient Druid magic, paper...with printing on it...appears from the innards of her printer.
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I think you should shoot her. In the face.
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Old 26-03-2007, 03:09 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #3
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I think you should shoot her. In the face.
I must be going soft.
I had not considered that option.
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Old 26-03-2007, 05:23 PM   #4
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I must be going soft.
I had not considered that option.
absolutely...
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Old 26-03-2007, 06:11 PM   Senior Registered Member #5
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Today I was on the bus and suddenly spotted a pacifier dangling from the bus' roof.
My first thought was....(suspense)....wtf?!?!
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Old 27-03-2007, 12:31 AM   Senior Registered Member #6
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good idea, usually I am up to my ass in thinking wtf about certain things. But for some reason I have not thought that, what the fuck.

Though thishttp://gear.ign.com/articles/772/772295p1.html
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Old 27-03-2007, 01:11 AM   #7
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Was surfing porn the other day, got over this amazingly cute girl. I could have died for her, and there she is ...doing porn..I was like "what the fuck!?!"
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Was surfing porn the other day, got over this amazingly cute girl. I could have died for her, and there she is ...doing porn..I was like "what the fuck!?!"
And you didn't provide a link? What The Fuck?









Actually...porn links are forbidden, though they are perfectly acceptable in private messages.
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though they are perfectly acceptable in private messages.
Heh. Thus speaks KKW's resident dirty old man.

Your ex is doing porno? How is that a bad thing exactly?
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Old 28-03-2007, 01:10 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #10
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Heh. Thus speaks KKW's resident dirty old man.

Your ex is doing porno? How is that a bad thing exactly?
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Yeah...actually...this girl I went out with had really big breasts. Strange, since I usually like a small C at most. Anyway, some months later, a friend from another time-waster website posted porn links, one of which happened to be a site devoted to females with distended breasts, and there she was, in all her glory, testing her gag reflex in the top left corner of the thumbnails.

Certainly a "what the fuck" moment.
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Old 28-03-2007, 09:08 PM   #11
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And you didn't provide a link? What The Fuck?









Actually...porn links are forbidden, though they are perfectly acceptable in private messages.
And share her with all of you, so you can undress her with your eyes? ...Oh, wait...

Btw: What the fuck! (just to be on topic )
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I used to believe all men weren't pervs. What the fuck was I thinking?!?!:icon_eek:
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I used to believe all men weren't pervs. What the fuck was I thinking?!?!:icon_eek:
Yeah...that's just crazy.
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Old 28-03-2007, 09:42 PM   Senior Registered Member #14
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Kilt boy is a fan of Pinky and the Brain. Wtf?!?!!?
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Old 28-03-2007, 09:58 PM   #15
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Pervs? For surfing some porn? Nah. Just another man
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Old 29-03-2007, 01:27 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #16
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I used to believe all men weren't pervs. What the fuck was I thinking?!?!:icon_eek:
Oh...and young women who post about posting in their undies cannot pass judgement on men for being pervs.
That's called entrapment, according to Sec. 117.020.336 (6942) of the Universal Man Law.
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Old 29-03-2007, 05:48 PM   Senior Registered Member #17
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Oh...and young women who post about posting in their undies cannot pass judgement on men for being pervs.
That's called entrapment, according to Sec. 117.020.336 (6942) of the Universal Man Law.
(that's a kick-ass icon, heehee)
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Yes, but she's right Brad. We are all pervs. However women couldn't function if we weren't. Women kill for a compliments and any compliment a man pays a woman, by its very nature, has pervy undertones.

"That top brings out your eyes" means "I can see your nipples through it"

"Those jeans look great on you" means "Is that your arse or did it come with them?"

"Is that a new skirt?" means "I keep forgetting how great your legs are".

"That's a nice outfit." means "It looks great on you but it would look even better on the bedroom floor".

"You look nice today" means "I'm horny and I want sex."

And that's just the tip of the iceberg. It's an evolutionary instinct on our part.
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Yes, but she's right Brad. We are all pervs. However women couldn't function if we weren't. Women kill for a compliments and any compliment a man pays a woman, by its very nature, has pervy undertones.

"That top brings out your eyes" means "I can see your nipples through it"

"Those jeans look great on you" means "Is that your arse or did it come with them?"

"Is that a new skirt?" means "I keep forgetting how great your legs are".

"That's a nice outfit." means "It looks great on you but it would look even better on the bedroom floor".

"You look nice today" means "I'm horny and I want sex."

And that's just the tip of the iceberg. It's an evolutionary instinct on our part.
That sums it up
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My daughter informed me today that her stepfather has basically forbidden her (and I'm guessing her 13 month old little sister and the yet to be born little brother) from watching animated films.
As in Disney films, Pixar films and Dreamworks films. No Cinderella, Cars or Shrek. No Toy Story. No Finding Nemo.
I feel like I'm going to have to smuggle DVDs into their house through Taylor so these kids won't grow up watching reruns of The Apprentice.
Also, she revealed that after going to the Eiffel Tower when they visited Paris, they went back to the hotel and watched The Fast and the Furious - Tokyo Drift. Awesome! Halfway around the world in one of the greatest cities on Earth, and you spend the night watching that shit?
No wonder people think Americans are such fucking retards.
I hope the desk clerk gave them a sarcastic (thereby completely flying over their heads) "did you enjoy zee in woom movie?" when they checked out.
Twats.
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