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26-03-2007, 02:25 PM
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What the...
...fuck?!?!
We have a happiness thread. We have an un-happiness thread. I got to thinking that it's high time we have a "What the fuck?!?!" thread. A thread dedicated to things in your life that make you scratch your head and say "what the fuck?!?!" I'll start...there's this woman at work, who we'll call Linda. She is going to school part time to study computers, specifically database management. One would think that when her printer didn't print an invoice as it should, that she'd be 'leet' enough to go in and figure out the problem. She's not. Instead, me, who knows fuck-all about computers, has to go out and fix the problem. Since we play musical printers around here, it was just printing to the wrong port. And this isn't some isolated incident. We go through this type of thing on a regular basis. Every time her printer gets a little of the rails, she acts like it's the end of the world and starts talking about the HP printers where she used to work not giving her any problems. And then I go to her desk, point and click a few times, and like some sort of ancient Druid magic, paper...with printing on it...appears from the innards of her printer.
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26-03-2007, 02:42 PM
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I think you should shoot her. In the face.
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26-03-2007, 03:09 PM
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I had not considered that option.
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26-03-2007, 05:23 PM
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26-03-2007, 06:11 PM
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Today I was on the bus and suddenly spotted a pacifier dangling from the bus' roof.
My first thought was....(suspense)....wtf?!?!
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27-03-2007, 12:31 AM
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good idea, usually I am up to my ass in thinking wtf about certain things. But for some reason I have not thought that, what the fuck.
Though thishttp://gear.ign.com/articles/772/772295p1.html
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27-03-2007, 01:11 AM
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Was surfing porn the other day, got over this amazingly cute girl. I could have died for her, and there she is ...doing porn..I was like "what the fuck!?!"
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27-03-2007, 04:39 PM
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Actually...porn links are forbidden, though they are perfectly acceptable in private messages.
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27-03-2007, 08:42 PM
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Your ex is doing porno? How is that a bad thing exactly? |
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28-03-2007, 01:10 PM
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Yeah...actually...this girl I went out with had really big breasts. Strange, since I usually like a small C at most. Anyway, some months later, a friend from another time-waster website posted porn links, one of which happened to be a site devoted to females with distended breasts, and there she was, in all her glory, testing her gag reflex in the top left corner of the thumbnails. Certainly a "what the fuck" moment.
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"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter. Last edited by hasselbrad; 28-03-2007 at 01:27 PM. |
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28-03-2007, 09:08 PM
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Btw: What the fuck! (just to be on topic  ) |
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28-03-2007, 09:30 PM
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I used to believe all men weren't pervs. What the fuck was I thinking?!?!:icon_eek:
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28-03-2007, 09:34 PM
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"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter. |
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28-03-2007, 09:42 PM
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little-miss-smut-for-brains
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Kilt boy is a fan of Pinky and the Brain. Wtf?!?!!?
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"There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of either merit or sense." Elizabeth Bennet musings and ramblings, aka: my blog |
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28-03-2007, 09:58 PM
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Pervs? For surfing some porn? Nah. Just another man
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29-03-2007, 01:27 PM
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That's called entrapment, according to Sec. 117.020.336 (6942) of the Universal Man Law.
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"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter. |
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29-03-2007, 05:48 PM
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little-miss-smut-for-brains
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 (that's a kick-ass icon, heehee)
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"There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of either merit or sense." Elizabeth Bennet musings and ramblings, aka: my blog |
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29-03-2007, 10:38 PM
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Yes, but she's right Brad. We are all pervs. However women couldn't function if we weren't. Women kill for a compliments and any compliment a man pays a woman, by its very nature, has pervy undertones.
"That top brings out your eyes" means "I can see your nipples through it" "Those jeans look great on you" means "Is that your arse or did it come with them?" "Is that a new skirt?" means "I keep forgetting how great your legs are". "That's a nice outfit." means "It looks great on you but it would look even better on the bedroom floor". "You look nice today" means "I'm horny and I want sex." And that's just the tip of the iceberg. It's an evolutionary instinct on our part. |
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29-03-2007, 10:49 PM
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03-04-2007, 03:16 AM
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My daughter informed me today that her stepfather has basically forbidden her (and I'm guessing her 13 month old little sister and the yet to be born little brother) from watching animated films.
As in Disney films, Pixar films and Dreamworks films. No Cinderella, Cars or Shrek. No Toy Story. No Finding Nemo. I feel like I'm going to have to smuggle DVDs into their house through Taylor so these kids won't grow up watching reruns of The Apprentice. Also, she revealed that after going to the Eiffel Tower when they visited Paris, they went back to the hotel and watched The Fast and the Furious - Tokyo Drift. Awesome! Halfway around the world in one of the greatest cities on Earth, and you spend the night watching that shit? No wonder people think Americans are such fucking retards. I hope the desk clerk gave them a sarcastic (thereby completely flying over their heads) "did you enjoy zee in woom movie?" when they checked out. Twats.
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