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Old 25-04-2006, 05:21 AM   #21
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This might sound like a typical question from a new comer, but it would be so absolutely .... just freaking wicked if someone from either another forum for ANOTHER actor/actress' or a paparazzi toting star themself could mention any success they have had on the topic. Err, that isn't a question ... so. How do you go about actually getting the opinions and commentary of those with dedicated fan-sites. I don't sappose they give out their messaging clint name too often?

Really, .. to be honest, as an electronics major myself, I know that while certain things can be expensive, an EM disabling device is pretty .. well, yea, .. easy to make. !

To be sure, I think it would be much cooler to know of a starlet renegade that the paparazzi treated as the plague. Hell, talk about a second form of fame, ... it sounds like something the ozzi's might have done at the beginning of their TV carrier.. but in this case, it would be a permanent plan or place to go to be rid of them.

Anyone else out there with a criminal mind?
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Old 20-05-2006, 11:48 AM   #22
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Wear a red string on my wrist to make everyone doubt my sanity.
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Actually next time the paps are out Keira should pose for them pissing standing up. Now that'd impress the hell out of me, I dunno about you.
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Old 21-05-2006, 02:29 AM   Senior Registered Member #24
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I would watch that with a sort of morbid fascination....
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Old 21-05-2006, 08:05 PM   #25
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Hazzle how is she supposed to make that work? Wear a catheter? I'm a chicka and I can't pee standing up...it would get all over the place...show me a woman that can pee standing up and I'd say she's got mad talent LOL.
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Old 21-05-2006, 08:07 PM   KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #26
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I've seen women pee standing up in porn video's
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Old 21-05-2006, 08:09 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #27
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Pap-a-kaze adventure: go to a strip joint & get up on stage...do a pole dance.
Christina Aguilera did that one.
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I've seen women pee standing up in porn video's
And then there's these.
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I bet she can't write her name, though.
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Old 24-05-2006, 06:01 PM   Senior Registered Member #31
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I love the water-can reference on the picture.
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Old 24-05-2006, 06:13 PM   #32
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*bowing* Okay, a woman can pee standing up without it getting all over, thank you for showing me oh wise one.
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Them Japs...whatever will they come up with next?

A phallic-shaped replacement for a real penis, that has several vibration settings, so women don't need a man for sexual pleasure?




Oh.
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Old 26-05-2006, 09:21 AM   #34
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Poor Haz, they've already made them...and multiple models for all our girlish pleasures.

Back onto topic:
Call everyone Glibs and join Tom Cruise in the fight to make the world a Scientology planet.
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Old 26-05-2006, 11:22 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #35
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Poor Haz, they've already made them...and multiple models for all our girlish pleasures.
Hence the "Oh". Damned Japs.

I think Keira should make ambulance noises at her next interview. Nee naw, nee naw.
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Old 01-06-2006, 10:11 AM   #36
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Get a big male dog...Irish Wolfhound and train it to PISS on the pap-a-kaze, yes!!!!!
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Old 09-06-2006, 04:35 AM   #37
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She should ride a horse naked while eating a box of Godiva chocolates and if they laugh, challenge them to a duel :fencing:
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By the way, I just heard someone make a pretty smart suggestion for how a celebrity can get the paparazzi to back off....
It's simple: Wear the same type of outfit every day. Something plain, and uninteresting. Imagine if Keira K were to be photographed for, like, three months straight wearing just a plain black t-shirt and jeans. Every time. For a few months. On end.

All of the pictures would look the same. Half of the reason people look at pap snaps of celebrities is that they want to know what the celeb is wearing, and how they look, in general. But what if the celeb looked the same all of the time? The paps would have no reason to photograph them as much.

Russel Crowe apparently once used that strategy, and I hear it helped him.

Just a little something to throw out there.
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Old 20-08-2006, 05:19 AM   #39
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I dont think any of those would be cool
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Old 22-08-2006, 06:06 AM   #40
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I think someone already said she should go into a movie store and rent some bad movies, but instead of renting some bad movies she should rent any movie she's appeared naked in (i.e. Domino, the Hole.) Then she can say "I like to watch myself perform" and give the paps a sexy little smile and a wink.
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