YOUR "Fantasy Date"… - Page 3

hasselbrad · 10-05-2006, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Katielondon

so your date involves the most beautiful english girl and the most beautiful english car then?, fair enough.

I have impeccable taste.

michael22 · 11-05-2006, 03:47 AM

You are asking this on a keira knightley fan board with many males of course the answer is going to invovle miss knightley. I could do anything with her. As long as it includes sitting somewhere looking at the heavens or a long beutifull kiss. though a chance to save her with my swordsmanship would be great

Jacoby · 11-05-2006, 04:59 AM

My fantasy date would involve a list of things...

1) Keira Knightley
2) Twelve condoms
3) Natalie Portman
4) A handful of drugs
5) Three bottles of KY jelly
6) This girl that always comes into my work every Saturday
7) A lot of Poland Spring bottled water (don't want to dehydrate)
8) A gaggle of pokemon that surround a large bed covered in rose pedals

Edit: Because seriously, it's a fantasy...who just lounges around and maybe shares a kiss or two in a FANTASY? Lameos. That's who.

BrunoJA · 11-05-2006, 06:27 AM

I pity those for whom sex is the only pleasure.

Jacoby · 11-05-2006, 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrunoJA

I pity those for whom sex is the only pleasure.

I pity those who don't realize the pleasure of sex...

...with three women at once.

(This is funny because I am the most inexperienced sexual person on these boards.)

michael22 · 11-05-2006, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jacoby

(This is funny because I am the most inexperienced sexual person on these boards.)

not so good man

Katielondon · 11-05-2006, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hasselbrad

I have impeccable taste.

indeed you do, although having a friend whos father has a Tvr Tuscan, i wouldnt recomend anyone buying one, as pretty and as fast as they are-all they ever do is break down.

Jacoby · 11-05-2006, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michael22

not so good man

Yeah, I meant to say sexually inexperienced...which is something totally different from what I actually said. Oops. It was about three in the morning anyway.

Swordsman · 11-05-2006, 11:11 PM

You're not going to have any Magic cards around that bed?!....yah know to keep the demons away.

Jacoby · 11-05-2006, 11:31 PM

Oh shit, good point. Last thing I'd want is a Neblar Demon attacking me.

Jess · 12-05-2006, 06:03 AM

hmmm.. my fantasy date!!

well. im fairly old fashioned and corny..so this is my fantasy date.

the other comes and picks me up in his/her car. we go out to a nice dinner where we talk, laugh, and etc. then we go to a movie that we can discuss afterward. then, after that we go to the park and chill at the swings. swing back and forth like little children and talk then too..and laugh of course. then kiss at the end of the date..at the park...none of that kissing at the door. but hell, if the end of the date calls for it..then why not. lol..

but my fantasy proposal is quite different and that's what i think about mostly. my fantasy proposal is on an exotic island, candle-lit dinner for two...proposal right on the beach during sunset..but when the sky is orange/pink.

im very specific.

JacK of all trades · 13-05-2006, 12:02 AM

Ask another daft one....

That would be something that remained in my head and not posted for the public to see. Only one other person would ever find out, and that would only be if it came true.

W

Swordsman · 13-05-2006, 04:09 AM

MY fantasy date is a nice trip to the morgue. Find a nice woman resurrect her with some Magic cards and a physics book. We go back to my place and eat some butter. Then we talk about Batman, and how much of a bitch Superman is, till the early mornin'. Then we start makin' some sweet zombie love and Dangermouse is playin' in the backround. Then we have some zombie robot kids! So uh...anyone else here into some sweet necrophilia.

Immortal · 18-08-2006, 09:46 AM

Keira Knightley of course. LOL.

Hazzle · 18-08-2006, 02:25 PM

Thanks for bumping a 3 month old thread to tell us that. So insightful and original.

Immortal · 18-08-2006, 03:44 PM

LOL, yes it is. Yes it is.

Hazzle · 18-08-2006, 03:45 PM

3 month bump might explain why Ice doesn't like you. It's a pet hate of his.

Mine too. In fact a lot of people don't like it. Old threads die naturally, let them RIP.

ryan · 18-08-2006, 03:55 PM

in other news, hizzle's fantasy date includes a bulk jar of vaseline, the family dog, and some moist towelettes.

Hazzle · 18-08-2006, 03:59 PM

I prefer cats. They tend to be moist and don't need the vaseline. They're also cleaner, hence less need for the towelettes. But near enough, I suppose.

Digital_Ice · 18-08-2006, 07:32 PM

..enough already. haz stop provoking him.

11-05-2006, 03:47 AM	#42
michael22 eternally screwed Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 843	You are asking this on a keira knightley fan board with many males of course the answer is going to invovle miss knightley. I could do anything with her. As long as it includes sitting somewhere looking at the heavens or a long beutifull kiss. though a chance to save her with my swordsmanship would be great __________________ 88 member of the KK posse, A high powered mutant of some kind to weird to live, to rare to die.-Hunter. S. Thompson The concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us -lurgh

11-05-2006, 06:27 AM	#44
BrunoJA Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Cranium Posts: 279	I pity those for whom sex is the only pleasure. __________________ It ain't easy to swallow, it sticks in the throat, She gave her heart to the man In the long black coat.

11-05-2006, 11:11 PM	#49
Swordsman Voted Best! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: DIY LV Posts: 514	You're not going to have any Magic cards around that bed?!....yah know to keep the demons away. __________________ Fuck the punk scene, up the punk community.

12-05-2006, 06:03 AM	#51
Jess Newcomer Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: WeHo, Cali Posts: 24	hmmm.. my fantasy date!! well. im fairly old fashioned and corny..so this is my fantasy date. the other comes and picks me up in his/her car. we go out to a nice dinner where we talk, laugh, and etc. then we go to a movie that we can discuss afterward. then, after that we go to the park and chill at the swings. swing back and forth like little children and talk then too..and laugh of course. then kiss at the end of the date..at the park...none of that kissing at the door. but hell, if the end of the date calls for it..then why not. lol.. but my fantasy proposal is quite different and that's what i think about mostly. my fantasy proposal is on an exotic island, candle-lit dinner for two...proposal right on the beach during sunset..but when the sky is orange/pink. im very specific. __________________ my name is NOT jess. my name is melanie!

13-05-2006, 12:02 AM	#52
JacK of all trades Newcomer Join Date: May 2006 Location: OOp North Posts: 13	Ask another daft one.... That would be something that remained in my head and not posted for the public to see. Only one other person would ever find out, and that would only be if it came true. W __________________ You can't Kid the King of Kidders.

11-05-2006, 04:59 AM	#43
Jacoby 'The Flapper' Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 2,647	My fantasy date would involve a list of things... 1) Keira Knightley 2) Twelve condoms 3) Natalie Portman 4) A handful of drugs 5) Three bottles of KY jelly 6) This girl that always comes into my work every Saturday 7) A lot of Poland Spring bottled water (don't want to dehydrate) 8) A gaggle of pokemon that surround a large bed covered in rose pedals Edit: Because seriously, it's a fantasy...who just lounges around and maybe shares a kiss or two in a FANTASY? Lameos. That's who.

11-05-2006, 11:31 PM	#50
Jacoby 'The Flapper' Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 2,647	Oh shit, good point. Last thing I'd want is a Neblar Demon attacking me.

13-05-2006, 04:09 AM	#53
Swordsman Voted Best! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: DIY LV Posts: 514	MY fantasy date is a nice trip to the morgue. Find a nice woman resurrect her with some Magic cards and a physics book. We go back to my place and eat some butter. Then we talk about Batman, and how much of a bitch Superman is, till the early mornin'. Then we start makin' some sweet zombie love and Dangermouse is playin' in the backround. Then we have some zombie robot kids! So uh...anyone else here into some sweet necrophilia. __________________ Fuck the punk scene, up the punk community.

18-08-2006, 09:46 AM	#54
Immortal Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: California Posts: 63	Keira Knightley of course. LOL. __________________ If it dont make dollas it dont make sense. Yung Joc on his New Joc City album- I turn virgins into sex fiends, i turn nightmares into wet dreams.

18-08-2006, 02:25 PM	#55
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	Thanks for bumping a 3 month old thread to tell us that. So insightful and original.

18-08-2006, 03:44 PM	#56
Immortal Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: California Posts: 63	LOL, yes it is. Yes it is. __________________ If it dont make dollas it dont make sense. Yung Joc on his New Joc City album- I turn virgins into sex fiends, i turn nightmares into wet dreams.

18-08-2006, 03:45 PM	#57
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	3 month bump might explain why Ice doesn't like you. It's a pet hate of his. Mine too. In fact a lot of people don't like it. Old threads die naturally, let them RIP.

18-08-2006, 03:55 PM	#58
ryan Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 901	in other news, hizzle's fantasy date includes a bulk jar of vaseline, the family dog, and some moist towelettes.

18-08-2006, 03:59 PM	#59
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	I prefer cats. They tend to be moist and don't need the vaseline. They're also cleaner, hence less need for the towelettes. But near enough, I suppose.

18-08-2006, 07:32 PM	#60
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	..enough already. haz stop provoking him. __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

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