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Old 17-04-2006, 11:12 PM   Senior Registered Member #21
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hey baby, i was just wonderin... do you wanna go urinate in the frozen food section and watch it steam up?....OH AND DO IT?!
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Old 18-04-2006, 10:24 AM   Senior Registered Member #22
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Yes, haha, it's universal. i saw it a couple times when i was there.
As scaramouche said it's universal. People do it everywhere I think
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Old 19-04-2006, 11:55 PM   Senior Registered Member #23
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Wanna play my bagpipes?
that actually worked... twice (not on the proposed subject but we dated for a while)
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Old 24-04-2006, 03:53 PM   Senior Registered Member #24
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him "do you want to kiss me?"
him "do you want to meet later and sleep with me?"

at least it's clear.
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Old 24-04-2006, 03:59 PM   Lifetme Service Award Officer #25
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"your cute"
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Old 25-04-2006, 04:29 AM   #26
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^Awwwe you have a fan.

"You're like one of our groupies, does that mean you'll sleep with me?"

I'm thinking of using it on my friend Tanya cuz she "observes" the fun that my friends and I are having and I keep teasing her that she's my groupie.
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Old 26-04-2006, 06:10 PM   Senior Registered Member #27
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Old 28-04-2006, 11:10 PM   #28
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^TFF...should add "....in my pants?"
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Old 29-04-2006, 03:51 AM   Senior Registered Member #29
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^TFF...should add "....in my pants?"

I don't wear pants, so no that wouldn't work


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Old 29-04-2006, 06:07 AM   Senior Registered Member #30
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I don't wear pants, so no that wouldn't work


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Wait, you don't wear pants? OMAHGAH what do you wear a kildt?! LOlololoOLOL<LOLOLOLOLOlloololol
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Old 29-04-2006, 04:20 PM   Senior Registered Member #31
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I'm not exactly sure on what Rob thinks but if he's anything like me...he burned all his pants in protest...to wearing pants.
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Old 29-04-2006, 05:16 PM   Senior Registered Member #32
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I'm not exactly sure on what Rob thinks but if he's anything like me...he burned all his pants in protest...to wearing pants.
Homer Simpson: My pants are really bothering me, I hope he has us burn our pants.


Homer [to comedian](shouting): Don't you hate pants?!


Night at the Roxbury had some pretty nice pick-up lines. Something about blueberries in the morning, and mirrored-pants or something. I'm too lazy to check IMDB.
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Old 03-05-2006, 02:47 AM   Senior Registered Member #33
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I'm not exactly sure on what Rob thinks but if he's anything like me...he burned all his pants in protest...to wearing pants.

I burned my pants cause my balls made parole.

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Old 04-05-2006, 01:05 AM   Senior Registered Member #34
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My balls just complaining about how stuffy it was. Plus i just hated my goddamn pants.
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Old 14-05-2006, 02:36 AM   #35
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I think all pick up lines are immature.
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Old 14-05-2006, 05:10 AM   Senior Registered Member #36
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I think all pick up lines are immature.
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Old 03-06-2006, 11:52 AM   #37
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*shrugs* I don't care one way or the other about pick-up lines...I usually go up to people and introduce myself or ask for a pen (for some reason that works in starting convos *shrugs*).

"Al, you're a hot dyke, want to go on a double date with Erica and me...Erica's got a date but I need someone to go with."
My reply, "Yeah...sure, I guess...but Betsy aren't you straight?"
Her answer, "Nah...well...I'm straight but confused."
Erica chimed in, "Yeah the jury's still out on this one."
My reply, "Okay. So Erica, ya think if I turn her I get to skip the toaster-oven and go straight to the delux BBQ?"
Erica laughing, "Ummm I dunno cuz she says she's confused."
Betsy, "Yeah but I'd make a fine Lesbian!"
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Old 20-08-2006, 06:07 AM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Administrator #38
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*bump!*

"Yo baby, I've got the WHOLE dictionary tattooed on my dick. So why don't I come over later and put some words into you?"
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A couple of less direct ones:

'Hi, can I ask you a question? Do you ever get the feeling that going to bars and clubs is ultimately pointless? What I mean is, More and more I can't help get the feeling that what I want is always just before my eyes... How about you?'

'Heya, my friends think I would be good for you'

'Hey, before you get any ideas, lets just be friends'
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"Yo baby, I've got the WHOLE dictionary tattooed on my dick. So why don't I come over later and put some words into you?"
Eh? Does that even make sense? "put some words into your mouth" makes more sense.

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'Hi, can I ask you a question? Do you ever get the feeling that going to bars and clubs is ultimately pointless? What I mean is, More and more I can't help get the feeling that what I want is always just before my eyes... How about you?'
Didn't you just blow your question by asking if you can ask one? Does that one actually work, because I swear most girls I know would respond with "Yeah, you just did" and walk off. Then again my friends are bitches...

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'Heya, my friends think I would be good for you'
An oldie but a goodie. Ultimately doomed to failure, however.

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'Hey, before you get any ideas, lets just be friends'
That actually sounds like it might work. It's cheeky enough without being too crass or cheesy, and it's actually funny rather than trying to be. Also seems more genuine and honest than most. When my lovely girlfriend realises I'm an absolute tool and dumps me I'll be sure to use that. And wind up with a restraining order like every other time...
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