Things that make you want to destroy the world

[acliff]

For example, I hate mud. Cycling stupidly quickly to work by the river, being chased by the rising tide. Its 5:30am. I miss getting wet (just) and catch the right train, sit down and try and relax. Then I look at my navy blue work trousers, and they're completely flecked with mud. All over.

I must have used my entire body fluid supply in spit to get it off.

I'll come up with more as I get exponentially more irritated as the day goes on at work. In the meantime, share your own grievances.