Dumbass of the year...

hasselbrad · 14-04-2005, 12:44 PM

...escapes from prison hours before he was to be released!
I'm sorry, but people like this should just be put to sleep.

MrPink · 14-04-2005, 01:40 PM

ROFL wat an idiot.... sounds like the kind of thing i'd do....

deviljet88 · 14-04-2005, 01:43 PM

Maybe he was going to be hit by the Mafia who were waiting right out of prison, so he escaped early to avoid them... or he's just a moron.

MrPink · 14-04-2005, 02:17 PM

good theory... but i'm going for the moron side of it

Keyser_so_so · 14-04-2005, 02:31 PM

I thought at first this was a thread tributed to me, but I was disappointed. Until I read that news story.

Simply: That man is a first class fuckmook, and there's nothing he can do to change my opinion of him. Except perhaps work his way out of another sentence and become a wizard. Gandalf style, not Paul Daniels.

MrPink · 14-04-2005, 04:50 PM

i could make a thread bout u bein a dumbass if u want?

Keyser_so_so · 14-04-2005, 05:00 PM

Hell yeah, but you should know I'd bastardise it and use it to rant and bitch. It'll be spam central, I tells ya!

Jacoby · 14-04-2005, 06:39 PM

To kinda go along with Jet's theory...if other inmates had found out it was his last day, it wouldn't be good. Let's just say defication would be a lot easier, hadn't he escaped.

Foeni · 14-04-2005, 08:18 PM

Why even bother looking for him? He was going to be released anyhow.

hasselbrad · 14-04-2005, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foeni

Why even bother looking for him? He was going to be released anyhow.

This idiot obviously needs to be locked up. We already have enough idiots reproducing like vermin. Now, when...not if, but when...they catch him, he'll go back in the slammer for several years, thereby lowering the possibility of him impregnating, and spawning, another mullet that the legal system will be required to deal with in twelve or thirteen more years.

JackYang · 14-04-2005, 11:13 PM

wow that is dumb lol. If i were him, i'd wait until ig et released legally!

deviljet88 · 15-04-2005, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hasselbrad

This idiot obviously needs to be locked up. We already have enough idiots reproducing like vermin. Now, when...not if, but when...they catch him, he'll go back in the slammer for several years, thereby lowering the possibility of him impregnating, and spawning, another mullet that the legal system will be required to deal with in twelve or thirteen more years.

At least he was just some 4 month in jail minimum custody person, not some mental murderer/rapist...

Foeni · 15-04-2005, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hasselbrad

This idiot obviously needs to be locked up. We already have enough idiots reproducing like vermin. Now, when...not if, but when...they catch him, he'll go back in the slammer for several years, thereby lowering the possibility of him impregnating, and spawning, another mullet that the legal system will be required to deal with in twelve or thirteen more years.

On what basis would you keep him locked up? After he served his time for escaping.

hasselbrad · 15-04-2005, 03:53 PM

Escaping carries a pretty stiff sentance. I'm just saying that a few more years in the hole for this idiot will do society well.

Foeni · 15-04-2005, 04:16 PM

Of course, I don't disagree with you on that. But you he still needs to commit a crime in order to keep him in jail.

hasselbrad · 15-04-2005, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foeni

Of course, I don't disagree with you on that. But you he still needs to commit a crime in order to keep him in jail.

He did...he escaped before his sentance was up. That will probably get him moved to a higher security facility and carry a sentance of a couple of years.
Hence, the title of "Dumbass of the Year".

DefyingGravity · 20-04-2005, 11:30 AM

This is why I am pro-choice.

14-04-2005, 12:44 PM	#1
hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	Dumbass of the year... ...escapes from prison hours before he was to be released! I'm sorry, but people like this should just be put to sleep. __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

14-04-2005, 01:40 PM	#2
MrPink Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cape Town, South Africa Posts: 173	ROFL wat an idiot.... sounds like the kind of thing i'd do.... __________________ A true friend stabs you in the front

14-04-2005, 02:17 PM	#4
MrPink Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cape Town, South Africa Posts: 173	good theory... but i'm going for the moron side of it __________________ A true friend stabs you in the front

14-04-2005, 02:31 PM	#5
Keyser_so_so Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 271	I thought at first this was a thread tributed to me, but I was disappointed. Until I read that news story. Simply: That man is a first class fuckmook, and there's nothing he can do to change my opinion of him. Except perhaps work his way out of another sentence and become a wizard. Gandalf style, not Paul Daniels. __________________

14-04-2005, 04:50 PM	#6
MrPink Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cape Town, South Africa Posts: 173	i could make a thread bout u bein a dumbass if u want? __________________ A true friend stabs you in the front

14-04-2005, 05:00 PM	#7
Keyser_so_so Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 271	Hell yeah, but you should know I'd bastardise it and use it to rant and bitch. It'll be spam central, I tells ya! __________________

14-04-2005, 06:39 PM	#8
Jacoby 'The Flapper' Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 2,647	To kinda go along with Jet's theory...if other inmates had found out it was his last day, it wouldn't be good. Let's just say defication would be a lot easier, hadn't he escaped. __________________ I'm only here to remind Brad to take his protein pills daily.

14-04-2005, 08:18 PM	#9
Foeni Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 1,897	Why even bother looking for him? He was going to be released anyhow. __________________ Danish Liberal Youth.

14-04-2005, 11:13 PM	#11
JackYang Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 428	wow that is dumb lol. If i were him, i'd wait until ig et released legally! __________________ Jack, Blogger of Jamie Spears Insider

15-04-2005, 03:53 PM	#14
hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	Escaping carries a pretty stiff sentance. I'm just saying that a few more years in the hole for this idiot will do society well. __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

15-04-2005, 04:16 PM	#15
Foeni Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 1,897	Of course, I don't disagree with you on that. But you he still needs to commit a crime in order to keep him in jail. __________________ Danish Liberal Youth.

20-04-2005, 11:30 AM	#17
DefyingGravity Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 344	This is why I am pro-choice. __________________ 27th Member of Keira Knightley's Posse

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