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Old 09-07-2004, 03:58 PM   Senior Registered Member #21
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porn is wonderful, yes.
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Old 09-07-2004, 06:37 PM   First Class Member Officer #22
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I've never actually seen any porn. Does that make me weird?
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Old 10-07-2004, 12:43 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #23
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I've never actually seen any porn. Does that make me weird?
No...neither have I...honest...no...really...what do you mean what's that on my hard drive? Ack...

Oh...and Cliffbanger...classic...didn't know our Cliff was an adult film star
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Old 10-07-2004, 09:40 PM   Officer #24
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Video porn owns.

Online porn sucks. Endless pop-ups
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Old 11-07-2004, 06:11 AM   Officer #25
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I'd have to agree with you, Renegade. However, that still doesn't make it any cleaner. :P
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I'd have to agree with you, Renegade. However, that still doesn't make it any cleaner. :P
I'm thinking that's a vacuum cleaner pun...but it's not exactly clear
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Old 12-07-2004, 12:46 AM   Senior Registered Member #27
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I'm thinking that's a vacuum cleaner pun...but it's not exactly clear
A vacuum cleaner pun? Care to explain Hazzle? That was way too subtle...
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Old 12-07-2004, 01:09 AM   Officer #28
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Bad pun, man. I didn't even think of that, and it would've required my use of an article 'a' instead of 'any'. Twisted...simply twisted.
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Old 12-07-2004, 04:15 AM   Senior Registered Member #29
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I've seen a few in my time. "Taboo"... no wait, "Deepthroat"... anyone...
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Old 12-07-2004, 10:33 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #30
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Bad pun, man. I didn't even think of that, and it would've required my use of an article 'a' instead of 'any'. Twisted...simply twisted.
Heh...you loved it really...and for Jet...the pun...Online Porn Sucks...doesn't make it any cleaner...sucks...cleaner...vacuum...seemed a simple jump to me. Especially given how many men turn up at A&E departments with vacuum cleaner nozzles on their todgers.
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Old 12-07-2004, 11:47 PM   Officer #31
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That reminds me of a little-known fact. Adult film actress Briana Banks is known for her lack of a gag reflex. I'll leave you to ponder that thought.
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That reminds me of a little-known fact. Adult film actress Briana Banks is known for her lack of a gag reflex. I'll leave you to ponder that thought.
I wouldn't say "little-known"...I knew that...oops Nuh uh...never watched porn...in my life...Brianna WHO?!
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The film Gladiator was above par. It even had terrible dubbing!! How could you go wrong.
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porn rocks. when i get my old computer back ill dig some out of my storage
Just as long as you keep our videos private. I see no need to share the love with the rest of KKW.
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Old 13-07-2004, 03:20 PM   Senior Registered Member #35
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but i could make money. dont you want me to be able to pay for my education.
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You'd make more money off of your solo stuff, who in their right minds would pay to see Liam?
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Old 14-07-2004, 02:46 PM   Senior Registered Member #37
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haha but what about respect
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As long as you respect yourself enough, then who cares what others think, eh? :P Bring on the dark-lit, barely visible video.
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haha but what about respect
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