Porn - Mankind's Greatest Achievement? - Page 2

ryan · 09-07-2004, 03:58 PM

porn is wonderful, yes.
especially when watched by couples.

Sarah · 09-07-2004, 06:37 PM

I've never actually seen any porn. Does that make me weird?

Hazzle · 10-07-2004, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah

I've never actually seen any porn. Does that make me weird?

No...neither have I...honest...no...really...what do you mean what's that on my hard drive? Ack...

Oh...and Cliffbanger...classic...didn't know our Cliff was an adult film star

Renegade · 10-07-2004, 09:40 PM

Video porn owns.

Online porn sucks. Endless pop-ups

DragonRat · 11-07-2004, 06:11 AM

I'd have to agree with you, Renegade. However, that still doesn't make it any cleaner. :P

Hazzle · 11-07-2004, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DragonRat

I'd have to agree with you, Renegade. However, that still doesn't make it any cleaner. :P

I'm thinking that's a vacuum cleaner pun...but it's not exactly clear

deviljet88 · 12-07-2004, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Hazzle

I'm thinking that's a vacuum cleaner pun...but it's not exactly clear

A vacuum cleaner pun? Care to explain Hazzle? That was way too subtle...

DragonRat · 12-07-2004, 01:09 AM

Bad pun, man. I didn't even think of that, and it would've required my use of an article 'a' instead of 'any'. Twisted...simply twisted.

Richard · 12-07-2004, 04:15 AM

I've seen a few in my time. "Taboo"... no wait, "Deepthroat"... anyone...

Hazzle · 12-07-2004, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DragonRat

Bad pun, man. I didn't even think of that, and it would've required my use of an article 'a' instead of 'any'. Twisted...simply twisted.

Heh...you loved it really...and for Jet...the pun...Online Porn Sucks...doesn't make it any cleaner...sucks...cleaner...vacuum...seemed a simple jump to me. Especially given how many men turn up at A&E departments with vacuum cleaner nozzles on their todgers.

DragonRat · 12-07-2004, 11:47 PM

That reminds me of a little-known fact. Adult film actress Briana Banks is known for her lack of a gag reflex. I'll leave you to ponder that thought.

Hazzle · 13-07-2004, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by DragonRat

That reminds me of a little-known fact. Adult film actress Briana Banks is known for her lack of a gag reflex. I'll leave you to ponder that thought.

I wouldn't say "little-known"...I knew that...oops

Nuh uh...never watched porn...in my life...Brianna WHO?!

acliff · 13-07-2004, 01:10 AM

The film Gladiator was above par. It even had terrible dubbing!! How could you go wrong.

Liam · 13-07-2004, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by gracie

porn rocks. when i get my old computer back ill dig some out of my storage

Just as long as you keep our videos private. I see no need to share the love with the rest of KKW.

gracie · 13-07-2004, 03:20 PM

but i could make money. dont you want me to be able to pay for my education.

apoggy · 13-07-2004, 03:30 PM

You'd make more money off of your solo stuff, who in their right minds would pay to see Liam?

gracie · 14-07-2004, 02:46 PM

haha but what about respect

DragonRat · 14-07-2004, 11:33 PM

As long as you respect yourself enough, then who cares what others think, eh? :P Bring on the dark-lit, barely visible video.

Hazzle · 14-07-2004, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by gracie

haha but what about respect

Uh oh...take cover...World War III is about to start...we've been through this discussion in IRC and there were corpses EVERYWHERE.

Spire · 15-07-2004, 01:02 AM

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haha but what about respect

So much death...

11-07-2004, 06:11 AM	#25
DragonRat Officer Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: California Posts: 507	I'd have to agree with you, Renegade. However, that still doesn't make it any cleaner. :P __________________ "I like refried beans. That's why I want to try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good, and we're just wasting time." - Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005) "Football is about if you want to run and fight for each other, if you really want to play that killer ball." - Robin van Persie, Arsenal FC

12-07-2004, 01:09 AM	#28
DragonRat Officer Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: California Posts: 507	Bad pun, man. I didn't even think of that, and it would've required my use of an article 'a' instead of 'any'. Twisted...simply twisted. __________________ "I like refried beans. That's why I want to try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good, and we're just wasting time." - Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005) "Football is about if you want to run and fight for each other, if you really want to play that killer ball." - Robin van Persie, Arsenal FC

12-07-2004, 04:15 AM	#29
Richard Dated Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,306	I've seen a few in my time. "Taboo"... no wait, "Deepthroat"... anyone... __________________ "As a human being, I don't suppose I have any real individuality. I'm the people I've met; I'm a mixture of everything I've ever read or seen. I'm everyone I've ever loved." My blog: All Things Classic Last edited by Richard; 12-07-2004 at 05:04 PM.

12-07-2004, 11:47 PM	#31
DragonRat Officer Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: California Posts: 507	That reminds me of a little-known fact. Adult film actress Briana Banks is known for her lack of a gag reflex. I'll leave you to ponder that thought. __________________ "I like refried beans. That's why I want to try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good, and we're just wasting time." - Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005) "Football is about if you want to run and fight for each other, if you really want to play that killer ball." - Robin van Persie, Arsenal FC

13-07-2004, 01:10 AM	#33
acliff llama llama duck Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: London Posts: 1,818	The film Gladiator was above par. It even had terrible dubbing!! How could you go wrong. __________________ Leave a message...

09-07-2004, 03:58 PM	#21
ryan Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 901	porn is wonderful, yes. especially when watched by couples.

09-07-2004, 06:37 PM	#22
Sarah Nice Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Grimsby, Lincolnshire, England Posts: 1,020	I've never actually seen any porn. Does that make me weird?

10-07-2004, 09:40 PM	#24
Renegade Stock Boy Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 794	Video porn owns. Online porn sucks. Endless pop-ups

13-07-2004, 03:20 PM	#35
gracie Goddess Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Boston/Minneapolis Posts: 217	but i could make money. dont you want me to be able to pay for my education. __________________ Haven’t had a dream in a long time See, the life I’ve had Can make a good man bad So for once in my life Let me get what I want Lord knows, it would be the first time Lord knows, it would be the first time

13-07-2004, 03:30 PM	#36
apoggy Mmm Marmite Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Manchester, England Posts: 1,274	You'd make more money off of your solo stuff, who in their right minds would pay to see Liam?

14-07-2004, 02:46 PM	#37
gracie Goddess Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Boston/Minneapolis Posts: 217	haha but what about respect __________________ Haven’t had a dream in a long time See, the life I’ve had Can make a good man bad So for once in my life Let me get what I want Lord knows, it would be the first time Lord knows, it would be the first time

14-07-2004, 11:33 PM	#38
DragonRat Officer Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: California Posts: 507	As long as you respect yourself enough, then who cares what others think, eh? :P Bring on the dark-lit, barely visible video. __________________ "I like refried beans. That's why I want to try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good, and we're just wasting time." - Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005) "Football is about if you want to run and fight for each other, if you really want to play that killer ball." - Robin van Persie, Arsenal FC

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