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Old 31-10-2004, 04:28 PM   First Class Member Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #121
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The male on male ejaculation wasn't funny.. It was gross . Still, I don't find Fox's joke funny... Do you, or do you just find it funnier than the gross one?
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Old 31-10-2004, 04:28 PM   First Class Member Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! Moderator #122
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fox
Q: What's an Irishman's idea of a seven-course meal?
A: A six-pack and a potato.
That one was funny, and no I not Irish...
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Old 01-11-2004, 12:17 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #123
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They're both offensive and neither's that funny. I've heard better Irishmen jokes. Why don't we ask Liam, what with he being our resident man of the Irish blood (not sure if anyone else out there is qualified...I believe Ducky is a quarter or summat...)...he likes a GOOD Irishman joke as much as the next man, I believe I recall him saying once, emphasis being on the GOOD part

I happen to like this one myself:

How do you confuse an Irishman?

Stand him in a circular room and tell him to piss in the corner.

But that's just me. And I love the Irish They gave us Guinness ffs...who can NOT love them for that?
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Old 09-11-2004, 02:33 PM   #124
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An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an obese older woman in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.........
"Go get your mother."
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