On getting the girl

[NearokA]

Most guys seem to think that they can get ripped in two weeks. And if they can't, they usually give up. Getting ripped is a year long process of intense dieting (meaning watch what you eat), 8 meals a day, and intense workouts. In short, it ain't easy.

Much the same way, getting the girl you want, while not a year long process, takes definately a few weeks of strategic planning. The only exception to this is if you're out having fun and could careless about getting laid and a woman approaches you.

I'm going to venture out on a limb here and say that most women's interest level is around 50-70%. 50 being "I'm just going to ignore you" and 70 being "I need my friend to convince me how much I like that guy." Why? Because you're probably going for the woman too pretty for you. No offense intended to anyone, but you'll notice that the uglier they are, the easier they are to ask out. Now, you're a player, "too pretty for you" doesn't apply to you. You got to some how formulate a plan and raise this low interest level. Please don't assume that it only takes 2 days to raise a women's interest. Sometimes it can take a few months.

Know thyself. I'm going to be brief here since I've already outlined most of these points in either other articles or my replies. Listed in order of importance.
1) Attitude-cocky and funny
2) Voice clarity and tone
3) Ripped body/beautiful face
4) Clothes/shoes
5) Jewelry
6) A big dick

Know your prey. The term we use in warcraft is called "scouting." These are tests to determine her interest level. Listed in no order.
1) Eye contact-hold eye contact and make note of what she does
2) Make yourself known without direct contact with her. ie ask questions in class.
3) Talk-Best way to gain background information
4) Touch-Bump into her, touch her hair, touch her face, ask her to check out your nice car and if she sits there and thinks about it, grab her hand and say "c'mon."
5) Check her out, often. And on a couple of occasions, let her see you check her out.
6) Be a challenge. And for god's sake, don't be a pussy.

Relationships. Once you get the woman, here are some steps to keeping her interest level up. Listed in no order.
1) Sex. Lots of it. And use different techniques and explore fantasies.
2) Touching-Hugs, foot massage, stomach massage, whatever.
3) Gifts. Doesn't have to be elaborate, little things matter.
4) Spontanaeity. One day from work, come home, push your woman against the wall and kiss her passionately. Then walk off like it ain't no thang. This is just an example. There are many other things you can do.
5) Talk. No explaination needed.
6) Laugh and keep things light. Know the full story behind arguements and pick and choose your battles. You don't need to be right all the time.
7) Compliments. Can be in the general form or in the sexual form.

General guide to a woman's interest.
<50% she does whatever she can to avoid you. You fucked up and there is nothing you can do, move on.
Player needs to do lots of work.
50% she ignores you.
60% she's cold and icy, but she still talks.
70% needs her girlfriends to like you. Often she questions herself. She blows you off and doesn't offer a reschedule or an explaination.
Player can ask woman out with little risk.
80% homework buddies! she enjoys spending time with you and talking to you. at the higher end, she enjoys spending time with you, alone.
100% no risk to the player (unless your a dumbass).
90% She goes out of her way to meet you and be with you. at the higher end, she intiates contact.
>98% She schedules events and activites around you. If she has prior plans, she gives early notice.

Remeber players, they just women. There'll always be beer to drink and high class hoes to fuck. Get up off your lazy ass and try again.

[Mandy]

You should really stop posting shit.

[NearokA]

Originally Posted by Mandy

You should really stop posting shit.

If women knew how to have sex with women, we'd have more lesbians in this world.

Truthfully, women have no idea whatsoever in how to approach another beautiful women. Your advice is useless to me.

[Mandy]

Originally Posted by NearokA

If women knew how to have sex with women, we'd have more lesbians in this world.

Truthfully, women have no idea whatsoever in how to approach another beautiful women. Your advice is useless to me.

So....you're saying you're a lesbian? Wha? I'm confused....

P.S. Having sex with your mom doesn't make you an expert on women.

[Spire]

All hyperbole and exaggeration aside, you are the stupidest person I've ever met.

[marry rich people]

I'll break this to you slowly, NearokA. This might surprise just a little bit, but you know absolutely nothing about women. Being a women myself, I can tell you that women will know more about what they want than guys ever will, especially you. You can't classify women into one catagory llike they are some creatures that are all the same. You are a complete and utter asshole.

[MeggieHoops]

Originally Posted by marry rich people

I'll break this to you slowly, NearokA. This might surprise just a little bit, but you know absolutely nothing about women. Being a women myself, I can tell you that women will know more about what they want than guys ever will, especially you. You can't classify women into one catagory llike they are some creatures that are all the same. You are a complete and utter asshole.

^Yes.

Seriously, you just need to stop. You try to come off like you're the hottest shit since sliced bread, like you know exactly what you're talking about...but in all actuality, we all know you're never going to get laid, we all know that your take on women is completely off, and we all just truly don't care what you have to say anymore.

But hey, you clearly like being thought of as a total cock sucker, so keep it up.

[NearokA]

Originally Posted by Mandy

So....you're saying you're a lesbian? Wha? I'm confused....
P.S. Having sex with your mom doesn't make you an expert on women.

You meanie! I sowwie Mandy. Just telling it how it is, you know? If women wanted nice guys who loves the animals and always says please, then you'd see me alot different. Truth is, women condition me to be like this, so you really have your own kind to thank for this. Please don't be mad, sometimes truth hurts, but we get through it together, k?

PS: Mandy, you know my family lives in Wichita? I visit them twice a year. Yeah, I was going to attend k-state and all, but you know seattle was more interesting. Anyways, there aren't that many sushi bars in kansas. Here, we have one on every corner. I love it.

Originally Posted by MeggieHoops

^Yes.
You try to come off like you're the hottest shit since sliced bread

Like the imagery. You should smile more. It makes me happy when people smile. O and Meggie, I bought some American Crew hair conditioner cream. My hair is extra soft now!!!

Originally Posted by Sarah

catch one in a river.

How cute. Well, at least I got you to post in my thread.

PS: Do you like fishing? I use to love fishing when I was young. If I ever go to England, you mind doing some ocean fishing with me? I'm about as clueless as you are, but together I think we can manage something.

Originally Posted by marry rich people

You can't classify women into one catagory llike they are some creatures that are all the same. You are a complete and utter asshole.

Women are different like apples and oranges. They each have distinct flavors and distinct looks and distinct textures. But in the end, they all just fruit. I dunno, how am I an asshole? Did I ever insult you? Do you want me to start insulting you? Then what would you call me?

Lastly, girls, I did say it was a general players guide. Please stop saying it's very specific. Thanks.