Asses and Assets

NearokA · 10-09-2004, 05:19 AM

So

A man looks at a woman's ASS for primary attraction.

A woman looks at a man's ASSets for primary attraction.

We are both shallow in some respects. Men want beauty, women want money and power.

Conclusion: If you're a man, and you want women, you'd better have a fancy car, 100 dollar bills in your clip, and a crisp italian suit. If you're a woman and you want a man, you'd better have a nice ass.

I think it's harder to get laid by beautiful women. They want too much. Even women would agree with me that it's harder to get laid by other beautiful women. Sad.

Comments?

duckula · 10-09-2004, 10:02 AM

You are doing the talking shit thing again.

ryan · 10-09-2004, 02:35 PM

Decent looks and personality mean more than a sports car and c-notes in your wallet.

If you need those things to get women, you've already fucked up and are otherwise unable to get women without flaunting your financial status.

hasselbrad · 10-09-2004, 02:46 PM

Ah yes...flaunting the C-notes is a good way to attract the type of woman who is all too willing to spend them.
See, Ryan has the market cornered on looks and youthful vitality, so guys like me are forced to rely on our sense of humor. Sometimes, if you get them laughing, their clothes come right off...and you don't even have to pay!
BTW, I don't base my choice of women on their ass. I'm more into brains. That, and a willingness to put up with me...which, sadly is in short supply. :icon_err:

ryan · 10-09-2004, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hasselbrad

See, Ryan has the market cornered on looks and youthful vitality, so guys like me are forced to rely on our sense of humor. Sometimes, if you get them laughing, their clothes come right off...and you don't even have to pay!

what's that supposed to mean?

Ardnax · 10-09-2004, 05:45 PM

Damn! I'm never going to get a guy because I don't have a nice ass!

I have a huge ass that looks like J-Los.

hasselbrad · 10-09-2004, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ryan

what's that supposed to mean?

It means you're a good looking guy in a very heterosexual way.
You're the guy in a bar that makes me have to be really sharp and on top of my game if I'm to get any play whatsoever. Bastard!

NearokA · 10-09-2004, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ryan

Decent looks and personality mean more than a sports car and c-notes in your wallet.

If you need those things to get women, you've already fucked up and are otherwise unable to get women without flaunting your financial status.

The point is to get laid by beautiful women, ie models and actresses and those aspiring to be...I just tell it how I see it.

And you're absolutely right, it doesn't take much to have sex with the girl next door. hehe.

Just joking girls, or am I?

MeggieHoops · 10-09-2004, 07:09 PM

I don't need a guy to be rich and famous before I date him. I'd like to support myself rather than feeding off of a guy. I think it's really stereotypical to say that, because it's not true for everyone.

NearokA · 10-09-2004, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeggieHoops

I don't need a guy to be rich and famous before I date him. I'd like to support myself rather than feeding off of a guy. I think it's really stereotypical to say that, because it's not true for everyone.

O really?

Care to buy me some lunch? We can discuss the matter in more detail...

hehe

Julespaxton · 10-09-2004, 07:29 PM

Hello stereotype, nice to meet you. a man doesnt need to be rich although a nice suit is good. i also know that a girl doesnt need a good ass to get a guy...its become quite apperantly that you have no idea what you're talking about and have never had a girlfriend, simply based on what you're implying.

NearokA · 10-09-2004, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duckula

You are doing the talking shit thing again.

It's called confidence, get some biatch! And maybe you won't act like a wuss in front of women.

lol.

10-09-2004, 05:19 AM	#1
NearokA Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: seattle, washington Posts: 256	Asses and Assets So A man looks at a woman's ASS for primary attraction. A woman looks at a man's ASSets for primary attraction. We are both shallow in some respects. Men want beauty, women want money and power. Conclusion: If you're a man, and you want women, you'd better have a fancy car, 100 dollar bills in your clip, and a crisp italian suit. If you're a woman and you want a man, you'd better have a nice ass. I think it's harder to get laid by beautiful women. They want too much. Even women would agree with me that it's harder to get laid by other beautiful women. Sad. Comments? __________________ I against I, flesh of my flesh, and mind of my mind, two of a kind but one won't survive, my images reflect in the enemies eye, and his images reflect in mine the same time, --Mos Def

10-09-2004, 02:46 PM	#4
hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	Ah yes...flaunting the C-notes is a good way to attract the type of woman who is all too willing to spend them. See, Ryan has the market cornered on looks and youthful vitality, so guys like me are forced to rely on our sense of humor. Sometimes, if you get them laughing, their clothes come right off...and you don't even have to pay! BTW, I don't base my choice of women on their ass. I'm more into brains. That, and a willingness to put up with me...which, sadly is in short supply. :icon_err: __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

10-09-2004, 07:09 PM	#9
MeggieHoops Will Flash for Cash Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: NYC Posts: 244	I don't need a guy to be rich and famous before I date him. I'd like to support myself rather than feeding off of a guy. I think it's really stereotypical to say that, because it's not true for everyone. __________________ xo Meg You can't live in the past, because you've got to live for the future.

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10-09-2004, 10:02 AM	#2
duckula Nobler in the mind. Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,214	You are doing the talking shit thing again.

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ryan Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 901	Decent looks and personality mean more than a sports car and c-notes in your wallet. If you need those things to get women, you've already fucked up and are otherwise unable to get women without flaunting your financial status.

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Ardnax Sexy kitten Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Sweden Posts: 645	Damn! I'm never going to get a guy because I don't have a nice ass! I have a huge ass that looks like J-Los.

10-09-2004, 07:29 PM	#11
Julespaxton Officer Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: U to the K Posts: 119	Hello stereotype, nice to meet you. a man doesnt need to be rich although a nice suit is good. i also know that a girl doesnt need a good ass to get a guy...its become quite apperantly that you have no idea what you're talking about and have never had a girlfriend, simply based on what you're implying.

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