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Old 23-03-2010, 03:16 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #1
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I swear we used to have a thread like this (if I remember rightly, I started it, but it doesn't appear under threads I've started), but lots of searching and even trawling through 40 pages (yes, 40) of threads couldn't locate it.

So I figured I'd just start a new one. Grant the wish of the person posting above you but twist it so much that they wish they'd never wished for it.

Then make a wish yourself.

Example:

Person 1: I wish for a Ferrari.
Person 2: Granted. You smash your Ferrari into a wall and end up in a full-body cast.

I'll start. I wish it wasn't so fucking cold in my house.
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Old 23-03-2010, 09:12 PM   #2
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Granted, it's on fire!

I wish this bloody snow would go away!
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Old 23-03-2010, 11:40 PM   Senior Registered Member #3
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Granted Sweden is underwater.
I wish for my Masters degree to be done already.
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Old 24-03-2010, 12:07 AM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #4
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Granted. You failed.

I wish I had a million pounds.
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Old 24-03-2010, 03:53 PM   #5
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Granted, you now have one million pounds of body fat, congratulations!

I wish I didn't have physics revision to do!
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Old 24-03-2010, 08:24 PM   Senior Registered Member #6
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granted you now have to do a propaganda piece detailing the gloriousness of the socialist republic of china at gunpoint.
I wish for an adventure.
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