Twisted Wish

Hazzle · 23-03-2010, 03:16 PM

I swear we used to have a thread like this (if I remember rightly, I started it, but it doesn't appear under threads I've started), but lots of searching and even trawling through 40 pages (yes, 40) of threads couldn't locate it.

So I figured I'd just start a new one. Grant the wish of the person posting above you but twist it so much that they wish they'd never wished for it.

Then make a wish yourself.

Example:

Person 1: I wish for a Ferrari.
Person 2: Granted. You smash your Ferrari into a wall and end up in a full-body cast.

I'll start. I wish it wasn't so fucking cold in my house.

eelliiinn · 23-03-2010, 09:12 PM

Granted, it's on fire!

I wish this bloody snow would go away!

michael22 · 23-03-2010, 11:40 PM

Granted Sweden is underwater.
I wish for my Masters degree to be done already.

Hazzle · 24-03-2010, 12:07 AM

Granted. You failed.

I wish I had a million pounds.

eelliiinn · 24-03-2010, 03:53 PM

Granted, you now have one million pounds of body fat, congratulations!

I wish I didn't have physics revision to do!

michael22 · 24-03-2010, 08:24 PM

granted you now have to do a propaganda piece detailing the gloriousness of the socialist republic of china at gunpoint.
I wish for an adventure.

23-03-2010, 03:16 PM	#1
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	Twisted Wish I swear we used to have a thread like this (if I remember rightly, I started it, but it doesn't appear under threads I've started), but lots of searching and even trawling through 40 pages (yes, 40) of threads couldn't locate it. So I figured I'd just start a new one. Grant the wish of the person posting above you but twist it so much that they wish they'd never wished for it. Then make a wish yourself. Example: Person 1: I wish for a Ferrari. Person 2: Granted. You smash your Ferrari into a wall and end up in a full-body cast. I'll start. I wish it wasn't so fucking cold in my house.

23-03-2010, 09:12 PM	#2
eelliiinn Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 298	Granted, it's on fire! I wish this bloody snow would go away! __________________ Don't fear death, fear the unlived life.

23-03-2010, 11:40 PM	#3
michael22 eternally screwed Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 843	Granted Sweden is underwater. I wish for my Masters degree to be done already. __________________ 88 member of the KK posse, A high powered mutant of some kind to weird to live, to rare to die.-Hunter. S. Thompson The concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us -lurgh

24-03-2010, 03:53 PM	#5
eelliiinn Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 298	Granted, you now have one million pounds of body fat, congratulations! I wish I didn't have physics revision to do! __________________ Don't fear death, fear the unlived life.

24-03-2010, 08:24 PM	#6
michael22 eternally screwed Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 843	granted you now have to do a propaganda piece detailing the gloriousness of the socialist republic of china at gunpoint. I wish for an adventure. __________________ 88 member of the KK posse, A high powered mutant of some kind to weird to live, to rare to die.-Hunter. S. Thompson The concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us -lurgh

24-03-2010, 12:07 AM	#4
Hazzle Sponsored Cunt Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,168	Granted. You failed. I wish I had a million pounds.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Switch to Linear Mode Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode