Introduce yourselves!!

[acliff]

I think its time for one of these threads again, in time for new members, and so that guests can see we're not all useless people (or good liars)

Format should loosely be as follows:

Name, Age, Sex, Location
A profile/summary of who you are (this could be fun)
Interests/Hobbies
An object/thing that describes you best and why
Your credit card number and pin
Obscure/fun facts about yourself, something memorable and mockable please

Or any format you like really. As long as you take part.
I expect every member, new and old to join in.

Someone else go first :P

[Hazzle]

Name: Haz. I go by no other. Even to peope I've met off here.

Sex: Not yet. And do these questions really have to be so personal?

Profile: Heh. Summarising me would take a while. I'd use the "C" word as that describes my entire personality to a "T" but I'm not allowed. Ironically enough that's the letter it ends with too, so I think you can figure out what word it is.

I'm crude (although not as crude in future), rude, arrogant, argumentative and just a general pain in the arse. I'm a real "comedian". Unlike Cliff I'm not even occassionally funny. I've been here three years in August and since, compared to most of you, I'm an old man, I'm very cynical and jaded. So take your optimism elsewhere.

Interests/Hobbies: Have to find some new ones now that "flaming the newbies" has been taken away from me. I think I might take up knitting. Or killing kittens.

Object that describes me best: Hard hat. Because I'm incredibly stubborn and hardheaded. If you get into a debate with me on here you'll soon discover that.

Obscure/fun facts about me: Don't really have any that I'd care to mention here. A fact I'm proud of though is the fact I'm the most banned member of KKW in its history.

(Don't say I never do anything for you Cliffeh )

[Ardnax]

Name: Alexandra but I'm mostly called Lexi around here
Age: 16, 17 in a few months

I'm a nerd that's how you best describe me. I tend to obsess over things for a very long time, it can be anything really. For example Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Sailor Moon. I read a lot and I watch movies a lot. My whole life revolves around the net so I have no real life. Well I do but it's not very exciting...

So yeah, my hobbies are reading, writing, movies, acting and drawing.

That's the very unexciting facts about the person that is me.

[Ranman]

Hi my name is Ranman and I insist that everyone
call me Ranman even members of my family. I'm male 25 yo
live on Long Island, New York. I use to work on ambulances
but now I'm a house bum. My only hobby
these days is sitting infront of my computer on
this website. It's my Birthday Saturday so I expect
presents from all of you. Girls 18 and over may send
naked photo's to me. My pants size is normally
32" but I've lost weight recently so I could use some
pants size 30" waist.Other things I could use are the
game W.O.W., A new car, A new scanner,
cool reading glasses, muse's new album, a video
of Hasselbrad getting flogged,porn i need new wanking
material and lots and lots of beer and Jack Daniels.

[Digital_Ice]

Originally Posted by Ranman

Other things I could use are the game W.O.W.

damn straight.

[hasselbrad]

a video of Hasselbrad getting flogged, porn i need new wanking material

I feel like you should at least buy me dinner or some flowers. :icon_err:

My name is Brad. I am male, but then the fact that Ranman wants to whoop it to a video of me being flogged should make that obvious. 34. I am divorced and have a daughter that will be nine in September. Wait...that's not a location. That would be Tampa, FL in the good ol' U S of A.
Golf and movies are my hobbies, but spending time with the aforementioned rugrat is my obsession. I see her every other weekend, if I'm lucky. She lives about 500 miles away.
A broken down, 1972 Chevy Nova that's missing a hubcap and the headliner. I don't think that really needs any more explanation.
4844 2...hey, wait a minute.
When I was in junior high school, I had the nickname "bowl" because of my haircut. One guy actually made a song up about to the tune of "Sussudio". Fun times.

[keira89]

Name: Maria-Irene but everyone calls me Maria!
Age: 17
Location: hot greece and right now it's very hot outside!

I'm a relaxed person, but very stubborn and selfish! Oh and bad-tempered as well! I can be cruel when I want to! but usually I'm too bored to start a fight!

I like writing songs, burning things and doing some exercise.

Interesting facts: I've stolen something from a shop when I was 5! and then I've hit my head a lot of times but I'm still alive!

[deviljet88]

Name: Jet
Age: 16
Sex: Male
A profile/summary of who you are: Two main points for me right now are spending way too much time on the computer and being shy when with people socially, especially girls
Interests/Hobbies: Music, comp games, chat, sleeping late and then sleeping in even later
An object/thing that describes you best and why: A teddy bear. Can be used for comfort but then neglected the rest of the time.
Your credit card number and pin: Don't have a card sadly
Obscure/fun facts about yourself, something memorable and mockable please: Virgin

[kingdumbass]

Name: Drew
Age: 25
Occupation: Reporter for a radio station
Sign: Leo

[mehrdad368]

My name is mehrdad(male).others call me meathead.Ran choosed this name.17 years old.I'm Iranian.My religion is:Just helping people til u can.I had choose a name for it(B.M=Best Method)
Education:Prep.university.My hobbies are:Playing guitar with friends.Most of time playing Badminton and Volleyball.I'll have very hard exam next year called konkoor.(most difficult exam in my country)and i have 2 read about 15 hours a day.It's boring.really boring.

[angelababy]

I like writing songs, burning things and doing some exercise.

[AnDoRsOn]

Hello i am Andorson and i am glad i am here this is a nice forum Respect KeiraKnightley team.

[runangl]

cara/19/f/so cal

basic description: i'm a college student, and i work too much at (most of the time) shitty low paying jobs. but i need the money

hobbies: i drum.

what object describes me: ipod: i'm a music freak thats always on the go, but i run out of batteries pretty fast, and crash every once in a while

Your credit card number and pin: ya, no.

obscure and embarrassing fact: i'm a total band nerd. shut up. i love playing my clarinet. other than that, right now i'd rather be skim boarding.

[acliff]

I like girls who play wind instruments.

They have purty mouths. Amongst other things.

[Hazzle]

What he means is would you play his clarinet for him?

[Bait]

Stephen
18
California

Bio: I'm 18...I lived in so cal half my life, central valley the other half. I also started playing online poker and all i do is win. I'm also very competitive and people say i'm an asshole some times, especially when its a contest. I'm going to be a first year university student.

interests: working out, eating a lot (4500 calories a day right now), riding my new bike (honda cbr 600), i need physical confrontations (contact sports, boxing what ever...), i love the snow (i was a ski instructor last winter), i love skiing and snowboarding, i love adrenaline,reading nutrition articles and finance/investment books, partying and everything that comes with it: beer runs, drinking, girls, and i love the beach/lake: surfing, wakeboarding, tubing, jetski, waterskiing etc... and rafting

object: a black t-shirt, because i get faded a lot

Obscure/fun facts: I got my ass kicked by a girl when i was skiing :icon_redf we were at heavenly (if anyone has been there, killabrew canyon) and she worked me on that trail. I've never been down it before and after you go down the cliff part theres a small trail surrounded by trees, well i slipped off the trail and got lost. we had our cells though and she met me in the tree area and we took a break then she took a picture when i was laying in the snow and told everyone i fell off a cliff in killabrew canyon and i suck! that bitch

and i admit i like shopping...

[Hazzle]

Dev...I'm only 5'2/5'3 and Cliff's roughly the same height too. Shorties rule.

You don't fit the stereotypical profile of a Keira fan so I'm curious as to what brought you here. That's not meant to be offensive, just the whole "getting to know you" point behind the thread.

Originally Posted by acliff

There is no such thing as overanalysis. You can however analyse the wrong things.

Or analyse the right things and get them wrong. But no, no such thing as overanalysing the weird fuckers. They make no sense at the best of times.

Bait - You like working out and you like shopping? "Working out" is sexuality-neutral but combine it with shopping and that just makes you a big gayer. And you have a motorbike, do you? So you like wearing leather and riding big throbbing things?

I like Seydel. Of course this could be simply because she's female, Australian and 18. But I like to think it's because she sounds talented and intelligent.

[acliff]

Originally Posted by Hazzle

Dev...I'm only 5'2/5'3 and Cliff's roughly the same height too. Shorties rule.

You don't fit the stereotypical profile of a Keira fan so I'm curious as to what brought you here. That's not meant to be offensive, just the whole "getting to know you" point behind the thread.



Or analyse the right things and get them wrong. But no, no such thing as overanalysing the weird fuckers. They make no sense at the best of times.

Bait - You like working out and you like shopping? "Working out" is sexuality-neutral but combine it with shopping and that just makes you a big gayer. And you have a motorbike, do you? So you like wearing leather and riding big throbbing things?

I like Seydel. Of course this could be simply because she's female, Australian and 18. But I like to think it's because she sounds talented and intelligent.

Don't you go grouping me into the 5'2 category. I can understand where you're coming from, desperately trying to claw me down from my dizzying heights.

And Bait, don't be worried about Haz calling you a gayer. As long as your shopping is for guns and shit, and not for lube and his/his towels

[deviljet88]

Woah, how short is Haz? I thought I was bad but according to Google I go to about 5'4 (165 cms). 5'2? :O

And rofl @ Bait for being pwnd.

[Seydel]

Thanks Haz. I'm guessing I should probably be flattered. I'm also guessing that even if you like me I'm still the "c" word that you're no longer allowed to say.

Goodness you people are short. According to google I'm 5'8 (175cm).