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Old 08-07-2006, 08:30 PM   #1
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I Am In Love With Keira Knightly.

I will begin this forum with a warning. If you are going to post irrelevant and/or bash my true love for Keira, then leave now. None of you are worthy to even talk about Ms. Knightley considering your infactuations for her could never amount to my honest, and pure love for this beautiful goddess of the world. I am the Keira Knightley Obsessionist. I don't obsess over her, I AM THE Obsessor.

She drips with beauty. Everything about her makes my private parts tingle with satisfaction. Her eyes glow and her cheek bones are so feminine. Her body is so perfect, it looks as if Da Vinci painted her atop Earth's canvas himself. Her voice makes me melt and my heart begins to quiver when she smiles. I can't breathe when others say her name and I dream about being in a room with her. We go places together and sing together and hold hands and I touch her porcelain skin. She is the most glamorous human being on this Earth and sometimes I even wonder if she is real. One day, all of these things will be mine. I will own her, I will hold her, I will kiss her perfect lips, I will sleep with her, she will be mine and I will be hers and we will join in holy matrimony.

For all who question my seriousness on the matter, I love her so much that I visited the Pirates of The Caribbean set [more like, snuck in] and stole a pair of her underwear. I sniff this article of clothing every night before I go to bed. It is thrilling and delicious.

Anyone on this site that disagrees, will have me to deal with.
So open the forum and let us begin!
A duel so fit for such a precious prize.

Sincerely,
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Old 08-07-2006, 08:44 PM   Senior Registered Member #2
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There's no "h" in Da Vinci.

And I hope this was a joke.
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Old 08-07-2006, 08:48 PM   #3
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Joke? Oh my dear, this thread is the FARTHEST from a joke.
Check back, I added something just for you.

For all who question my seriousness on the matter, I love her so much that I visited the Pirates of The Caribbean set [more like, snuck in] and stole a pair of her underwear. I sniff this article of clothing every night before I go to bed. It is thrilling and delicious.

I love Keira Knightley and nothing will stop me from making her mine.
In all honesty, and sincerity.
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Old 08-07-2006, 08:52 PM   KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #4
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Jez another loser, Where do we attract them. Lets keep this hello simple

Go fuck yourself
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Old 08-07-2006, 08:56 PM   #5
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Jez another loser, Where do we attrack them. Lets keep this hello simple

Go fuck yourself
Excuse me, but I believe the correct spelling for "attract" is "attract."

And, I won't be needing to masterbate. I will have Keira to do all the work for me.


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Old 08-07-2006, 08:58 PM   Senior Registered Member #6
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He heh....
This guy is awesome.
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Old 08-07-2006, 09:02 PM   #7
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This is the best joke ever! No one as creepy as the person you describe could write so beautifully. Your words are like honey that fall from your luscious fingertips onto the keyboard and permeate throughout my being. So lovely is your exquisite prose that I, myself, do not forsee a future for myself that does not involve you in it, my muse. I shall dedicate my waking life to the beauty of your mind and the pleasuring of my genitals. You are the spirit of light in my darkened existence, and I love you. Deeply.
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Old 08-07-2006, 09:11 PM   #8
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This is the best joke ever! No one as creepy as the person you describe could write so beautifully. Your words are like honey that fall from your luscious fingertips onto the keyboard and permeate throughout my being. So lovely is your exquisite prose that I, myself, do not forsee a future for myself that does not involve you in it, my muse. I shall dedicate my waking life to the beauty of your mind and the pleasuring of my genitals. You are the spirit of light in my darkened existence, and I love you. Deeply.
I appreciate your love. But I'm taken. By my beautiful soulmate, Keira. And I assure you, I mean every word I type. :icon_redf
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Old 08-07-2006, 09:58 PM   #9
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So...would you actually drink the poison for her and die if she wanted you to?
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Old 08-07-2006, 10:00 PM   #10
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Restraining order? That won't be needed. When she finally comes down here she will love me back. It will be beautiful.
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Old 08-07-2006, 10:44 PM   #11
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I think I'm bored with this.

Can somebody put a stop to this nonsense?
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while there are so many things i could say here. i will say just one... for now.

stop double posting.
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You sir, are a fucking chump.

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