I Am In Love With Keira Knightly.

KEIRA ADDICTION · 08-07-2006, 08:30 PM

I will begin this forum with a warning. If you are going to post irrelevant and/or bash my true love for Keira, then leave now. None of you are worthy to even talk about Ms. Knightley considering your infactuations for her could never amount to my honest, and pure love for this beautiful goddess of the world. I am the Keira Knightley Obsessionist. I don't obsess over her, I AM THE Obsessor.

She drips with beauty. Everything about her makes my private parts tingle with satisfaction. Her eyes glow and her cheek bones are so feminine. Her body is so perfect, it looks as if Da Vinci painted her atop Earth's canvas himself. Her voice makes me melt and my heart begins to quiver when she smiles. I can't breathe when others say her name and I dream about being in a room with her. We go places together and sing together and hold hands and I touch her porcelain skin. She is the most glamorous human being on this Earth and sometimes I even wonder if she is real. One day, all of these things will be mine. I will own her, I will hold her, I will kiss her perfect lips, I will sleep with her, she will be mine and I will be hers and we will join in holy matrimony.

For all who question my seriousness on the matter, I love her so much that I visited the Pirates of The Caribbean set [more like, snuck in] and stole a pair of her underwear. I sniff this article of clothing every night before I go to bed. It is thrilling and delicious.

Anyone on this site that disagrees, will have me to deal with.
So open the forum and let us begin!
A duel so fit for such a precious prize.

Sincerely,
Duke X. Addiction

Jacoby · 08-07-2006, 08:44 PM

There's no "h" in Da Vinci.

And I hope this was a joke.

KEIRA ADDICTION · 08-07-2006, 08:48 PM

Joke? Oh my dear, this thread is the FARTHEST from a joke.
Check back, I added something just for you.

For all who question my seriousness on the matter, I love her so much that I visited the Pirates of The Caribbean set [more like, snuck in] and stole a pair of her underwear. I sniff this article of clothing every night before I go to bed. It is thrilling and delicious.

I love Keira Knightley and nothing will stop me from making her mine.
In all honesty, and sincerity.
:fencing:.

Ranman · 08-07-2006, 08:52 PM

Jez another loser, Where do we attract them. Lets keep this hello simple

Go fuck yourself

KEIRA ADDICTION · 08-07-2006, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranman

Jez another loser, Where do we attrack them. Lets keep this hello simple

Go fuck yourself

Excuse me, but I believe the correct spelling for "attract" is "attract."

And, I won't be needing to masterbate. I will have Keira to do all the work for me.

~!

kingdumbass · 08-07-2006, 08:58 PM

He heh....
This guy is awesome.

calereneau · 08-07-2006, 09:02 PM

This is the best joke ever! No one as creepy as the person you describe could write so beautifully. Your words are like honey that fall from your luscious fingertips onto the keyboard and permeate throughout my being. So lovely is your exquisite prose that I, myself, do not forsee a future for myself that does not involve you in it, my muse. I shall dedicate my waking life to the beauty of your mind and the pleasuring of my genitals. You are the spirit of light in my darkened existence, and I love you. Deeply.

KEIRA ADDICTION · 08-07-2006, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by calereneau

This is the best joke ever! No one as creepy as the person you describe could write so beautifully. Your words are like honey that fall from your luscious fingertips onto the keyboard and permeate throughout my being. So lovely is your exquisite prose that I, myself, do not forsee a future for myself that does not involve you in it, my muse. I shall dedicate my waking life to the beauty of your mind and the pleasuring of my genitals. You are the spirit of light in my darkened existence, and I love you. Deeply.

I appreciate your love. But I'm taken. By my beautiful soulmate, Keira. And I assure you, I mean every word I type. :icon_redf

Pearl · 08-07-2006, 09:58 PM

So...would you actually drink the poison for her and die if she wanted you to?

KEIRA ADDICTION · 08-07-2006, 10:00 PM

Restraining order? That won't be needed. When she finally comes down here she will love me back. It will be beautiful.

calereneau · 08-07-2006, 10:44 PM

I think I'm bored with this.

Can somebody put a stop to this nonsense?

Digital_Ice · 08-07-2006, 11:45 PM

while there are so many things i could say here. i will say just one... for now.

stop double posting.

Liam · 08-07-2006, 11:53 PM

You sir, are a fucking chump.

Locked.

08-07-2006, 08:30 PM	#1
KEIRA ADDICTION Newcomer Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 12	I Am In Love With Keira Knightly. I will begin this forum with a warning. If you are going to post irrelevant and/or bash my true love for Keira, then leave now. None of you are worthy to even talk about Ms. Knightley considering your infactuations for her could never amount to my honest, and pure love for this beautiful goddess of the world. I am the Keira Knightley Obsessionist. I don't obsess over her, I AM *THE* Obsessor. She drips with beauty. Everything about her makes my private parts tingle with satisfaction. Her eyes glow and her cheek bones are so feminine. Her body is so perfect, it looks as if Da Vinci painted her atop Earth's canvas himself. Her voice makes me melt and my heart begins to quiver when she smiles. I can't breathe when others say her name and I dream about being in a room with her. We go places together and sing together and hold hands and I touch her porcelain skin. She is the most glamorous human being on this Earth and sometimes I even wonder if she is real. One day, all of these things will be mine. I will own her, I will hold her, I will kiss her perfect lips, I will sleep with her, she will be mine and I will be hers and we will join in holy matrimony. For all who question my seriousness on the matter, I love her so much that I visited the Pirates of The Caribbean set [more like, snuck in] and stole a pair of her underwear. I sniff this article of clothing every night before I go to bed. It is thrilling and delicious. Anyone on this site that disagrees, will have me to deal with. So open the forum and let us begin! A duel so fit for such a precious prize. Sincerely, Duke X. Addiction

08-07-2006, 08:44 PM	#2
Jacoby 'The Flapper' Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 2,647	There's no "h" in Da Vinci. And I hope this was a joke. __________________ I'm only here to remind Brad to take his protein pills daily.

08-07-2006, 09:02 PM	#7
calereneau Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 241	This is the best joke ever! No one as creepy as the person you describe could write so beautifully. Your words are like honey that fall from your luscious fingertips onto the keyboard and permeate throughout my being. So lovely is your exquisite prose that I, myself, do not forsee a future for myself that does not involve you in it, my muse. I shall dedicate my waking life to the beauty of your mind and the pleasuring of my genitals. You are the spirit of light in my darkened existence, and I love you. Deeply. __________________ Like Lucky Charms...Only Yummier!

08-07-2006, 10:44 PM	#11
calereneau Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 241	I think I'm bored with this. Can somebody put a stop to this nonsense? __________________ Like Lucky Charms...Only Yummier!

08-07-2006, 11:45 PM	#12
Digital_Ice Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,741	while there are so many things i could say here. i will say just one... for now. stop double posting. __________________ Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

08-07-2006, 08:48 PM	#3
KEIRA ADDICTION Newcomer Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 12	Joke? Oh my dear, this thread is the FARTHEST from a joke. Check back, I added something just for you. For all who question my seriousness on the matter, I love her so much that I visited the Pirates of The Caribbean set [more like, snuck in] and stole a pair of her underwear. I sniff this article of clothing every night before I go to bed. It is thrilling and delicious. I love Keira Knightley and nothing will stop me from making her mine. In all honesty, and sincerity. :fencing:.

08-07-2006, 08:52 PM	#4
Ranman KKW's Therapist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Traveling the world Posts: 2,065	Jez another loser, Where do we attract them. Lets keep this hello simple Go fuck yourself

08-07-2006, 08:58 PM	#6
kingdumbass Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: michigan, usa Posts: 866	He heh.... This guy is awesome.

08-07-2006, 09:58 PM	#9
Pearl Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Staten Island, New York Posts: 181	So...would you actually drink the poison for her and die if she wanted you to?

08-07-2006, 10:00 PM	#10
KEIRA ADDICTION Newcomer Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 12	Restraining order? That won't be needed. When she finally comes down here she will love me back. It will be beautiful.

08-07-2006, 11:53 PM	#13
Liam Bogan Elite Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 1,446	You sir, are a fucking chump. Locked. __________________ The greatest delight is to mark one's enemy, prepare everything, avenge oneself thoroughly, and then go to sleep. -Stalin

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