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Old 25-01-2005, 12:32 AM   #1
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I need Help!

first thing, hi everyone! watsup, yea i know this keira chick is hot, but i've got this other problem... you see... there is this girl so freakin' cute and beautfull (heavenly). (shes in my class) i really really like her. but the problem is she has a Fucking boyfirend! damnit! why does she have to have a boyfriend???!!! /me kills boyfriend. and heres another thing, i know her boyfriend too. not a friend, but a "yo watsup dogg" when we come across each other. anyway, this really sucks, i thought i'd share it, anyone else got something bad to share?

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Old 25-01-2005, 12:53 AM   Senior Registered Member #2
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first thing, hi everyone! watsup, yea i know this keira chick is hot, but i've got this other problem... you see... there is this girl so freakin' cute and beautfull (heavenly). (shes in my class) i really really like her. but the problem is she has a Fucking boyfirend! damnit! why does she have to have a boyfriend???!!!
Cute and beautiful? Wow, her boyfriend is lucky. Simply ask this boyfriend if he's willing to share his girlfriend. If you do it in a polite manner, and fluff him up a bit, you know, give him chocolates, he may just allow it.

Today was the day I planned to actually "make a move" on a girl I like. Not make a move as in, try to kiss her, but to show her I'd like to be more than friends. It was the last day of the class we have together, so it seemed appropriate. Alas, she was ill. My (lack of a) love life has become a joke that's so bizarre, even I'm laughing. Ho ho.
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Old 25-01-2005, 01:39 AM   Senior Registered Member #3
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I recommend taking out the competition. Any. Way. Possible.
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Old 25-01-2005, 02:07 AM   #4
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Tell him to meet you at a certain location, and give him the adress of an abandoned warehouse. You know the rest...
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Old 25-01-2005, 02:25 AM   #5
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how long has she been in the relationship? maybe they will fizzle out faster than u can say "yo watsup dogg". meantime, just stick closely around and try to get into her good books.
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Old 25-01-2005, 04:03 AM   Senior Registered Member #6
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Someone move this to Relationships section? If you're going to post stuff about shooting him, you may as well do it.
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