Conclusive proof...

hasselbrad · 14-12-2004, 03:14 PM

...that we, as a society, have become simpering, spineless jellyfish.

http://www.goat-trauma.org/

apoggy · 14-12-2004, 03:39 PM

yay

marry rich people · 14-12-2004, 10:52 PM

Just looking at the home page and I'm already hoping this site is a joke...

Ashley · 14-12-2004, 11:21 PM

When I was a kid I got headbutted by a goat. It didn't really scar me.. I'm not scared of goats, but I just thought it was fitting to add. And I got pecked by a bird at a petting zoo... other than that they rock.

Mags · 15-12-2004, 01:33 AM

I got bitten by a wild rabbit at Disney World.

Some people are crazy. I'm not scared of rabbits now.

SimplyKnightley · 15-12-2004, 02:36 AM

i was traumatized by a dog and am still living out my trauma. and i didn't even pet it. maybe that's why.

seventhson · 15-12-2004, 02:53 AM

The goat on my family farm was no problem. I knew he had an attitude and didn't enter his part of the pasture without company. It was that crazy-ass rooster who stalked me and waited for me to go out by the chicken coop alone, where he attacked me, I was 4, he drew first blood and kept me down on the ground until one of my brothers heard my screams of terrror and came to my rescue...We chopped that bastard's head off & fried him up...mmmm, pass the gravy! I still have thoughts about Charlie the Chicken.
Should I start a chicken trauma support group? We could meet at KFC.
Original recipe or Crispy? <<<Was that question in the Either Or Thread?

(-: SeventhSon :-)

hasselbrad · 16-12-2004, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marry rich people

Just looking at the home page and I'm already hoping this site is a joke...

It is, but a pretty funny one. I wouldn't be surprised if there aren't people being treated due to a goat nibbling on them, though.

meegaan1 · 15-12-2004, 03:39 AM

...
O_O
OMG. WTF?! I've been attacked by dogs before, and some farm animals, but I've never been traumatized. Did you read about the Goat Terrorist Training facility? It's under goat trauma news.

deviljet88 · 15-12-2004, 05:37 AM

That's hilarious. Goats give me asthma.

marry rich people · 15-12-2004, 10:53 PM

Goat trauma in action!! Wow those pictures are hilarious

Scott · 16-12-2004, 01:51 AM

When I was 5 or 6 a cow stepped on my foot. I now deal with my trauma by eating beef at least 3 times a week

14-12-2004, 03:14 PM	#1
hasselbrad Senior Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sugar Hill, GA... finally! Civilization! Posts: 4,590	Conclusive proof... ...that we, as a society, have become simpering, spineless jellyfish. http://www.goat-trauma.org/ __________________ "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham." I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.

14-12-2004, 03:39 PM	#2
apoggy Mmm Marmite Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Manchester, England Posts: 1,274	yay __________________ If this was school I would be expelled for poor attendance.

14-12-2004, 10:52 PM	#3
marry rich people Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: U.S. Posts: 156	Just looking at the home page and I'm already hoping this site is a joke... __________________ You say, somethings wrong This Kind of life style doesn't work I'm trying something else For a change, for a change Thats ok, ok, ok

15-12-2004, 01:33 AM	#5
Mags Officer Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Uni Posts: 423	I got bitten by a wild rabbit at Disney World. Some people are crazy. I'm not scared of rabbits now. __________________ That, is shagging well ridiculous

15-12-2004, 02:53 AM	#7
seventhson Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 209	The goat on my family farm was no problem. I knew he had an attitude and didn't enter his part of the pasture without company. It was that crazy-ass rooster who stalked me and waited for me to go out by the chicken coop alone, where he attacked me, I was 4, he drew first blood and kept me down on the ground until one of my brothers heard my screams of terrror and came to my rescue...We chopped that bastard's head off & fried him up...mmmm, pass the gravy! I still have thoughts about Charlie the Chicken. Should I start a chicken trauma support group? We could meet at KFC. Original recipe or Crispy? <<<Was that question in the Either Or Thread? (-: SeventhSon :-) __________________ AKA: Andy 49th Member Of Keiraz Posse May God bless y'all abundantly

14-12-2004, 11:21 PM	#4
Ashley Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Kansas Posts: 594	When I was a kid I got headbutted by a goat. It didn't really scar me.. I'm not scared of goats, but I just thought it was fitting to add. And I got pecked by a bird at a petting zoo... other than that they rock.

15-12-2004, 02:36 AM	#6
SimplyKnightley Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 250	i was traumatized by a dog and am still living out my trauma. and i didn't even pet it. maybe that's why.

15-12-2004, 03:39 AM	#9
meegaan1 Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Nevada, USA Posts: 153	... O_O OMG. WTF?! I've been attacked by dogs before, and some farm animals, but I've never been traumatized. Did you read about the Goat Terrorist Training facility? It's under goat trauma news. __________________ "I feel less blond now and, er, smarter!'--Keira Knightley ~77th Member of the Keira Knightley Posse!~ Wow... life hates me too... I bet it's a poser.--Chelle

15-12-2004, 10:53 PM	#11
marry rich people Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: U.S. Posts: 156	Goat trauma in action!! Wow those pictures are hilarious __________________ You say, somethings wrong This Kind of life style doesn't work I'm trying something else For a change, for a change Thats ok, ok, ok

16-12-2004, 01:51 AM	#12
Scott Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 320	When I was 5 or 6 a cow stepped on my foot. I now deal with my trauma by eating beef at least 3 times a week

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