My Theory Of Wavefront

[Hazzle]

This is posted here as this forum is so underused and it seemed to fit well here. If of course one of the Lockstick Brigade sees fit to move it to General Discussion, feel free.

It was requested by one of the Higher Beings that The Haz post his thoughts on the theory of Wavefront. My intention is that over a course of weeks I will build up a veritable bible of the Church of Wavefront so that all you heretic lurkers will be so overcome by the joyous Wavefrontism that you register (hint hint). This should form core scriptures for all current disciples of the Wavefront and hopefully educate future converts in the ways of our church.

Before the Wavefront there was The Baz. Our Lord Baz was charged to create a website. And verily did The Bazzle look to the cosmos known as the World Wide Web and saw that something was missing. And so The Wavefront was born. During its inception The Baz did recruit the services of a drunk Australian savant whose job it was to help mould and shape this into the most kickarse website on the web. Its name was Liam. And it was a hairy cunt. Still is in fact.

I'm bored now...more to follow.

[apoggy]

Haz, (in an Irish accent) Don't be such an Arse.

Now get onto the theory, I'd just lke to note that a theory is a proposition that then is followed by a proof using already known facts. Not a whimsical story gratifying yourself and taking the piss out of others. That is all

[Spire]

How sad.

[Hazzle]

And so The Wavefront grew. Many great souls passed through this hallowed Valhalla and the banter flowed like wine. Fun was had, and it was good. It was in these early days that the term "community" was respected for what it was, and those who were at first a little shy at coming forwards (believe it or not The Haz himself was amongst those who found it a bit strange settling in before eventually feeling comfortable in his new surroundings) were encouraged to get involved, and form part of this community. Cliques did not exist, and The Wavefront was unified in seeking the pleasures of The Knightley one, as well as discussing many topics of general interest. The debates were intellectual, the spam was funny, and it was good. However then came Judgement Day, the day that Fan-sites.org banished The Wavefront from its spiritual yet rather paltry home. The Wavefront community had indeed grown too large for its original resting place, but the transition, however, was far from smooth and many great Wavefronters were lost to the wastelands of the World Wide Web.

More will follow soon (incidentally Poggs, if you don't like it, lock the thread, but I will post my musings in whatever form I deem it worthy. If you would like to propose a theory and then prove it using already known facts, feel free, and I will actually change the title of the first post to reflect your concerns. If you'd like to change the thread title too, feel free.)

[Liam]

This is so sad it almost makes me regret banning him.

[deviljet88]

Bah, the story won't be continued because of you! You should be ashamed of yourself.