Germany asks its opponent a simple question before each match... you want your bitch-slap forehand or backhand?
Of course, it was only a matter of time before Argentina's defensive shortcomings were exposed.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.