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Old 01-07-2010, 08:32 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #27
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Hello! Welcome to WRITE THE FUTURE - the World Cup 2010 Soccer News Topics text adventure! Who would you like to play as?

>FRANCK RIBERY

[Now playing as FRANCK RIBERY]

You are in a room. There is a young woman.

Please confirm you are over 18 years of age.

>YES

Please confirm the young woman is over 18 years of age.

>CHANGE PLAYER

Who would you like to play as?

>RONALDINHO

[Now playing as RONALDINHO]

You are in a room. There is a television.

>LOOK AT TELEVISION

The World Cup is on. Brazil Soccer News Topics is playing.

>GO TO GAME

You cannot do that.

>LEAVE ROOM

You are in a street in Milan.

>GO TO SOUTH AFRICA

You cannot do that.

>CHANGE PLAYER

Who would you like to play as?

>DIDIER DROGBA

[Now playing as DIDIER DROGBA]

The Ivory Coast Soccer News Topics is playing Portugal Soccer News Topics. You are on the bench.

>LOOK

The game is in progress. You are on the bench.

>PLAY GAME

You cannot do that.

>GET ON FIELD

I don't understand.

>GO TO FIELD

You cannot do that.

>STAND UP

You feel a pain in your arm.

>LOOK AT ARM

Your elbow is broken. You cannot play in this game.

>CHANGE PLAYER

Who would you like to play as?

>FABIO CANNAVARO

[Now playing as FABIO CANNAVARO]

You are in Johannesburg. You are playing a team no one has ever heard of. You are captain of one of the most celebrated defenses in the world.

You hear a dull buzzing hum.

>LOOK

The dull buzzing hum is coming from the crowd.

You see several anonymous men in white shirts. They have scored a goal. Your team is now losing.

>RUN

You are too old to do that.

>PLAY DEFENSE

You are too old to do that.

The dull buzzing hum has been replaced by boos and laughter.

>CHANGE PLAYER

Who would you like to play as?

>WAYNE ROONEY

[Now playing as WAYNE ROONEY]

You are in Bloemfontein.

>LOOK

You are playing Germany. You are wearing a red shirt.

Germany has scored a goal. The score is now 1-0.

>GET BALL

You cannot get the ball.

Germany has scored a goal. The score is now 2-0.

>GET OPEN

You cannot get open.

England has scored a goal. The score is now 2-1.

>YES! PLAY FOOTBALL

England has scored a goal. The score is now 2-1.

>WHAT?

I don't understand.

>WHAT IS THE SCORE?

The score is now 2-1.

>YOU SAID ENGLAND SCORED ANOTHER GOAL!

The score is now 2-1.

>BUT THERE WAS A SECOND GOAL!

The score is now 2-1.

It is now halftime.

>REVIEW FIRST HALF

Germany scored two goals. England scored two goals. The score is now 2-1.

>THE SCORE SHOULD BE 2-2!

The score is now 2-1.

>BUT ENGLAND SCORED TWO GOALS! WE SHOULD BE TIED!

The score is now 2-1.

Germany has scored a goal. The score is now 3-1.

>WAIT! WE STARTED THE SECOND HALF?

Germany has scored a goal. The score is now 4-1.

>THIS GAME SUCKS!

The score is now 4-1.

>CHANGE PLAYER

Who would you like to play as?

>CRISTIANO RONALDO

[Now playing as CRISTIANO RONALDO.]

You are in Cape Town.

>GO NORTH

There is a Spanish person in your way.

>GO EAST

There is a Spanish person in your way.

>GO WEST

There is a Spanish person in your way.

>GO SOUTH

There is a Spanish person in your way.

>SCORE GOAL

You cannot do that.

>DIVE

The referee tells you to get up.

>DIVE

The referee tells you to get up.

>DIVE

The referee tells you to get up.

>DIVE

The referee tells you to get up.

>WRITE THE FUTURE

You visualize a majestic glittering statue. You visualize a glamorous movie premiere of your life story. You visualize international world celebrity.

Spain has scored a goal.

>QUIT

You have decided to quit.

Thank you for playing WORLD CUP 2010 - WRITE THE FUTURE!

>ERASE DISK
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