Granted. The government intervenes and saves the day, but in order to cover the expenditure, taxes go up 25%. You can't afford to keep your house so you sell and move. Unfortunately for you, at that precise moment the measures to stop the oil spill cause a gusher of oil to open up right below the house you've sold, the value of which has now just increased tenfold. Oops.
(Oh, and btw, I'm not an England fan, fully expect the USA to get at least one point out the game with England and would love it if Rooney, Gerrard and Fat Frank, being key players for Arsenal's rivals, all got Ebola and died. I am, and have always been, a Brazil fan. I'm worried about a North Korea upset.)
I wish I could find a perfect Twitter client that did everything I needed.