Granted... shaving now causes an orgasmic sensation all over your body. You stay in the bathroom, shaving every square inch of your body and eventually die of starvation.
I wish I was playing golf.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.