Mathematically, Hull is still alive, but their goal differential versus West Ham's is -22 (if memory serves), so I think the Hammers are safe. West Ham hasn't been that bad this year, they've just lost so many close games. When you look at their goal differential versus the bottom half of the table, you wonder how the hell they managed to lose that many games.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.